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Offline Disco

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Mike Ashley
« on: Monday 27 May 2019, 11:57:55 AM »
« Last Edit: Sunday 28 July 2019, 03:38:11 PM by Greg »
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Offline James

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #1 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 11:59:39 AM »
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I looked into the eye of the Island and what I saw was beautiful.

Offline triggs

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #2 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:00:24 PM »
Here’s to another 1000 pages
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"Lots of young fellas runnin' around in shorts, that's the kind of think you like looking at, and I bet you like that too, only you're probably imagining what they'd look like without shorts, you're sitting there imagining that with a big smile on your face, ya dirty fecker"

Offline ToonArmy1892

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #3 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:04:09 PM »
:anguish:
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Offline County Durham Mag

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #4 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:04:56 PM »
Sad day when this c*** gets a new thread
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Offline huss9

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #5 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:05:06 PM »
what's the chances of sun journo being given a backhander and the promise of future exclusives just to print that s****.
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"John Carver has talked of playing two up top in an effort to score goals, tactically be more direct to grind out points, and just about every other possibility known to man or beast. They are the ramblings of a drowning desperado."

Offline Optimistic Nut

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #6 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:07:38 PM »
Invalid Tweet ID?s=21

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Offline Mole_Toonfan

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #7 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:09:02 PM »
That's such a non answer :lol:
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Offline TBG

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #8 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:09:02 PM »
Quote from: huss9 on Monday 27 May 2019, 12:05:06 PM
what's the chances of sun journo being given a backhander and the promise of future exclusives just to print that s****.

Just as likely as them never mentioning this again when nothing happens. I like how in their latest update they're quoting the Daily Mail saying their sources have said the deal is "concluded". Surely they'd also have the same information considering they broke the story.
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Offline gdm

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #9 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:09:39 PM »
Who is he

Edit: he’s deleted the tweet
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Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #10 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:09:49 PM »
f***s that guy?
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So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline NobbyOhNobby

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #11 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:10:03 PM »
That is classic Mootaz
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Online morla84

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #12 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:10:55 PM »
Been waiting for confirmation from mootaz, time to prime the immersion folks 🛁🧼
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Offline Optimistic Nut

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #13 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:11:08 PM »
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Blue tick with nearly 500k followers, good enough for me. :yao:
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Offline Mole_Toonfan

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #14 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:12:00 PM »
Quote from: gdm on Monday 27 May 2019, 12:09:39 PM
Who is he

Edit: he’s deleted the tweet

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Offline Disco

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #15 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:12:13 PM »
Mootaz sounds like something a charver would call a cow.
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Offline ElDiablo

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #16 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:12:24 PM »
Mootaz can be our middle east Rojas equivalent if this comes off.
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Offline ZeRoE

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #17 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:14:25 PM »
Quote from: James on Monday 27 May 2019, 11:59:39 AM

Quote from: Disco on Monday 27 May 2019, 11:57:55 AM
Old thread - https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=99882.0

We bash out new Ashley threads faster than George RR Martin

I don't recall George RR Martin starting an Ashley thread  :undecided:
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Offline Gallowgate End

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #18 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:17:05 PM »
Quote from: Optimistic Nut on Monday 27 May 2019, 12:11:08 PM
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Blue tick with nearly 500k followers, good enough for me. :yao:

 :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Online morla84

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #19 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:17:45 PM »
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Offline Wilson

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #20 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:19:42 PM »
Quote from: NobbyOhNobby on Monday 27 May 2019, 12:10:03 PM
That is classic Mootaz

:lol:

Who the f*** are mootaz and hamed alharthi?
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Offline HaydnNUFC

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #21 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:20:25 PM »
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But...6 in a row. But...Calciopoli.

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Offline ToonArmy1892

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #22 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:20:33 PM »
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Offline ToonArmy1892

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #23 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:20:56 PM »
Quote from: HaydnNUFC on Monday 27 May 2019, 12:20:25 PM

 :frantic:
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Offline Gallowgate End

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #24 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:21:20 PM »
Quote from: HaydnNUFC on Monday 27 May 2019, 12:20:25 PM

 :pedro: :pedro: :pedro: :pedro: :pedro:
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