Poll

?

Takeover
43 (13%)
Fakeover
289 (87%)

Total Members Voted: 332

Author Topic: Mike Ashley  (Read 533630 times)

Darth Crooks, Anderson and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Disco

  • Moderator
Mike Ashley
« on: Monday 27 May 2019, 11:57:55 AM »
« Last Edit: Sunday 28 July 2019, 03:38:11 PM by Greg »

Offline James

  • Book Wanker Wannabe
  • General Member
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #1 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 11:59:39 AM »
I looked into the eye of the Island and what I saw was beautiful.

Online triggs

  • eirenufcfan
  • General Member
  • I've had my fun and that's all that matters
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #2 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:00:24 PM »
Here’s to another 1000 pages
"Lots of young fellas runnin' around in shorts, that's the kind of think you like looking at, and I bet you like that too, only you're probably imagining what they'd look like without shorts, you're sitting there imagining that with a big smile on your face, ya dirty fecker"

Online ToonArmy1892

  • General Member
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #3 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:04:09 PM »
:anguish:

Offline County Durham Mag

  • General Member
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #4 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:04:56 PM »
Sad day when this c*** gets a new thread

Offline huss9

  • General Member
  • heathen
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #5 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:05:06 PM »
what's the chances of sun journo being given a backhander and the promise of future exclusives just to print that s****.
john gibson in the chronicle this afternoon;
"John Carver has talked of playing two up top in an effort to score goals, tactically be more direct to grind out points, and just about every other possibility known to man or beast. They are the ramblings of a drowning desperado."

Offline Optimistic Nut

  • General Member
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #6 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:07:38 PM »
Invalid Tweet ID?s=21

Invalid Tweet ID?s=21
?s=21

Offline Mole_Toonfan

  • General Member
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #7 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:09:02 PM »
That's such a non answer :lol:

Offline TBG

  • King of GIF. WHAT?
  • General Member
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #8 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:09:02 PM »
what's the chances of sun journo being given a backhander and the promise of future exclusives just to print that s****.

Just as likely as them never mentioning this again when nothing happens. I like how in their latest update they're quoting the Daily Mail saying their sources have said the deal is "concluded". Surely they'd also have the same information considering they broke the story.

Offline gdm

  • General Member
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #9 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:09:39 PM »
Who is he

Edit: he’s deleted the tweet

Online mrmojorisin75

  • General Member
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #10 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:09:49 PM »
f***s that guy?
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline NobbyOhNobby

  • General Member
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #11 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:10:03 PM »
That is classic Mootaz

Offline morla84

  • General Member
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #12 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:10:55 PM »
Been waiting for confirmation from mootaz, time to prime the immersion folks 🛁🧼

Offline Optimistic Nut

  • General Member
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #13 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:11:08 PM »
?s=21

Blue tick with nearly 500k followers, good enough for me. :yao:
?s=21

Offline Mole_Toonfan

  • General Member
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #14 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:12:00 PM »
Who is he

Edit: he’s deleted the tweet


Offline Disco

  • Moderator
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #15 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:12:13 PM »
Mootaz sounds like something a charver would call a cow.

Offline ElDiablo

  • General Member
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #16 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:12:24 PM »
Mootaz can be our middle east Rojas equivalent if this comes off.

Online ZeRoE

  • General Member
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #17 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:14:25 PM »

Old thread - https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=99882.0

We bash out new Ashley threads faster than George RR Martin

I don't recall George RR Martin starting an Ashley thread  :undecided:

Offline Gallowgate End

  • General Member
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #18 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:17:05 PM »
?s=21

Blue tick with nearly 500k followers, good enough for me. :yao:

 :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:


Offline Wilson

  • Book Wanker
  • General Member
  • The Mike, The.
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #20 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:19:42 PM »
That is classic Mootaz

:lol:

Who the f*** are mootaz and hamed alharthi?

Offline HaydnNUFC

  • General Member
  • Yes, I'm really that young.
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #21 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:20:25 PM »
But...6 in a row. But...Calciopoli.

I reckon Haydn wears pure concentrated pheromones.


Online ToonArmy1892

  • General Member
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #23 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:20:56 PM »

 :frantic:

Offline Gallowgate End

  • General Member
Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #24 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:21:20 PM »

 :pedro: :pedro: :pedro: :pedro: :pedro: