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Do you believe Ashley is in actual takeover talks with a real consortium that actually exists?

Nope
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Yes

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Offline Kaizero

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Offline HaydnNUFC

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Re: Mike Ashely - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #1 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:16:10 pm »
Mike Ashely.
But...6 in a row. But...Calciopoli.

I reckon Haydn wears pure concentrated pheromones.

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Re: Mike Ashely - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #2 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:16:53 pm »
It’s a sad day when this c*** gets a new thread.
"What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love." - Sir Bobby Robson

Offline junkhead

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Re: Mike Ashely - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #3 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:17:15 pm »
Leaner, meaner and proving the doubters wrong - Mike Ashely
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Your pencil thin, Evian drinking, calorie counting,
caffiene limiting, sodium spearing, nutrasweet sweetening,
read view mirror preening, carrot nibbling..
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Offline HaydnNUFC

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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #4 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:17:25 pm »
Mike Asheyl out.
But...6 in a row. But...Calciopoli.

I reckon Haydn wears pure concentrated pheromones.


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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #6 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:21:04 pm »
This new thread could be all about him genuinely f***ing off rather than previous threads all about knowing he's not going to f*** off.

Best. Mike. Ashley. Thread. Ever. #potentially
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Offline U2

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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #7 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:24:54 pm »
Mike Ashley is a c***.

Offline Mole_Toonfan

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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #8 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:30:01 pm »
Mike Ashley is a c***.

Aye but Mike Asheyl?!

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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #9 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:35:05 pm »

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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #10 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:35:18 pm »
Total cnut.

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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #11 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:35:18 pm »
How well connected is GeordieDentist?

923613914931322880[/tweet]][/url]
"What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love." - Sir Bobby Robson

Offline RodneyCisse

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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #12 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:36:13 pm »
SOLD
LGM

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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #13 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:36:27 pm »
Are we just posting random people tweeting random words now then?

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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #14 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:36:40 pm »
How well connected is GeordieDentist?

923613914931322880[/tweet]][/url]
Lives in the Middle East, mates with the skunkers journo, same source as paully etc.

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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #15 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:38:45 pm »
So do we reckon Messi is a Rafa type player?
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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #16 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:38:49 pm »
Cue 2 pages of dental puns.

Offline Hughesy

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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #17 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:39:23 pm »
In fairness, the DD stage on a business like NUFC shouldn't actually take long.  It's not a complicated business to review.

Offline Shay's Given Tim Flowers

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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #18 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:40:22 pm »
Cue 2 pages of dental puns.

Nah too early for that. Won't be until 2.30 tomorrow.

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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #19 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:40:42 pm »
Invalid Tweet ID


Offline Shelvey's Hair

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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #20 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:40:54 pm »
How well connected is GeordieDentist?

923613914931322880[/tweet]][/url]
Lives in the Middle East, mates with the skunkers journo, same source as paully etc.

So basically just relaying the news from over there?

Offline HaydnNUFC

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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #21 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:41:24 pm »
Invalid Tweet ID

"@SOCIALDISEASE" :lol:
But...6 in a row. But...Calciopoli.

I reckon Haydn wears pure concentrated pheromones.

Offline The Bard of Byker

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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #22 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:42:12 pm »
How well connected is GeordieDentist?

923613914931322880[/tweet]][/url]
Lives in the Middle East, mates with the skunkers journo, same source as paully etc.

So basically just relaying the news from over there?


Look at the Tweet before it. He's going on about some drink he's tasted.

Offline U2

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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #23 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:42:17 pm »

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Re: Mike Asheyl - NUFC still up for sale
« Reply #24 on: Thursday 26 October 2017, 10:42:26 pm »
How well connected is GeordieDentist?

923613914931322880[/tweet]][/url]
Lives in the Middle East, mates with the skunkers journo, same source as paully etc.

Is he not speaking about terrys chocolate orange he had previously :lol: