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Offline Mike

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« Reply #3900 on: Friday 1 November 2019, 06:14:39 AM »
White guy with dreads wearing a bowler. Halloween costume or ordinary hipster hippie?
C.) The correct answer to the trolley problem

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« Reply #3901 on: Wednesday 6 November 2019, 10:54:01 PM »
A while ago I read that the meerkat ads on TV are racist, according to woke c***s on Twitter.

Is doing accents racism now then or is there something else I'm missing?
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« Reply #3902 on: Wednesday 6 November 2019, 11:06:32 PM »
The c***s I hear doing accents is always racist tbh. You wouldn't want someone reporting what your fam said like that, for example. I would f***ing lose it if I heard that.
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« Reply #3903 on: Wednesday 6 November 2019, 11:09:21 PM »
A while ago I read that the meerkat ads on TV are racist, according to woke c***s on Twitter.

Is doing accents racism now then or is there something else I'm missing?

Bob Mortimer does Son Heung-min with a German accent because he doesn't want it to end his career.

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« Reply #3904 on: Thursday 7 November 2019, 02:35:38 AM »
A while ago I read that the meerkat ads on TV are racist, according to woke c***s on Twitter.

Is doing accents racism now then or is there something else I'm missing?

Bob Mortimer does Son Heung-min with a German accent because he doesn't want it to end his career.

i get that of course, a p*ss taking chinese/asian accent is a historically racist thing but putting a russian accent onto a CGI meerkat that makes no reference to russian stereotypes whatsoever (that i can see) seems a stretch to me

guess you gotsta be careful, not that the ad people seem to give a f*** i suppose
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

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Re: Daft Questions Thread
« Reply #3905 on: Sunday 10 November 2019, 12:12:07 PM »
When making a sandwich, butter on the bottom slice of bread, or butter on both slices.

Offline Disco

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« Reply #3906 on: Sunday 10 November 2019, 12:14:14 PM »
Depends what’s in it for me, Clive.

Shitty ham and cheese, double you should f***ing kill yourself if you think this butter.
Something nice butter on the bottom and condiments on the top.

Offline sadnesstan

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« Reply #3907 on: Sunday 10 November 2019, 12:31:01 PM »
Bacon Sarn, butter on top half, broon sarce on bacon. Bacon, brie n tomato, nee butter.

Chip butty, slice of bread on pack of butter.

Offline Ian W

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« Reply #3908 on: Sunday 10 November 2019, 05:08:29 PM »
I don’t butter at all if I’m using any condiments or toppings in the sarnie. Ketchup, coleslaw etc would be enough.

Offline thomas

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Re: Daft Questions Thread
« Reply #3909 on: Sunday 10 November 2019, 05:14:35 PM »
I've never had butter in a sandwich have i been missing out?

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« Reply #3910 on: Sunday 10 November 2019, 05:17:53 PM »
I've never had butter in a sandwich have i been missing out?

Not really.  America's sandwich game is much better than Britain's.

Edit:  only worth it in a bacon butty (but you need back bacon which is rare in the US).  A jambon-beurre is a classic too.
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Re: Daft Questions Thread
« Reply #3911 on: Sunday 10 November 2019, 05:37:00 PM »
:lol: I was legit curious fwiw, I know I have priors with underhanded nationalistic instigation.

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« Reply #3912 on: Sunday 10 November 2019, 09:11:26 PM »
It's a good barrier against sauce. Also works really well with hot fillings or toasted sandwiches. Butter on the outside of the bread in toasties though...

I dont know many foods that aren't improved with butter tbh.
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« Reply #3913 on: Sunday 10 November 2019, 09:12:53 PM »
I dont know many foods that aren't improved with butter tbh.

Cereal.

edit: " :lol:

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« Reply #3914 on: Monday 11 November 2019, 06:47:42 PM »
It's a good barrier against sauce. Also works really well with hot fillings or toasted sandwiches. Butter on the outside of the bread in toasties though...

I dont know many foods that aren't improved with butter tbh.

Do you use any spread since you're vegan nowadays?

Offline Jimburst

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« Reply #3915 on: Monday 11 November 2019, 10:06:27 PM »
Aye, just the vegan branded olive oil /soy based ones. Naturli is meant to be amazing but it's too expensive for me.
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« Reply #3916 on: Monday 11 November 2019, 10:07:55 PM »
I dont know many foods that aren't improved with butter tbh.

Cereal.

edit: " :lol:

:lol: Fine. If you add butter and chocolate to cornflakes you can make a cornflake slice and that's laods better than cornflakes.
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« Reply #3917 on: Monday 11 November 2019, 10:22:04 PM »
:thup: we used to make corn flake cavity bombs by adding peanut butter and maple syrup to them.

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« Reply #3918 on: Monday 11 November 2019, 10:26:22 PM »
:thup: we used to make corn flake cavity bombs by adding peanut butter and maple syrup to them.

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Re: Daft Questions Thread
« Reply #3919 on: Monday 11 November 2019, 10:34:13 PM »
:thup: we used to make corn flake cavity bombs by adding peanut butter and maple syrup to them.

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« Reply #3920 on: Monday 11 November 2019, 10:41:33 PM »
Try it. Sub in corn syrup for maple syrup if you need to. Could swear I posted about this before. Basically cup of corn flakes, 4 heaping spoonfuls of peanut butter (smooth), mash until well combined then add syrup to taste.

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« Reply #3921 on: Monday 11 November 2019, 10:42:42 PM »
To taste.

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« Reply #3922 on: Monday 11 November 2019, 10:45:49 PM »
To taste.

:lol: Tommy out there chupacabra'ing maple trees to get it right.

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« Reply #3923 on: Monday 11 November 2019, 10:47:00 PM »
Try it. Sub in corn syrup for maple syrup if you need to. Could swear I posted about this before. Basically cup of corn flakes, 4 heaping spoonfuls of peanut butter (smooth), mash until well combined then add syrup to taste.

@HTT

:lol: Sounds tasty, tbf.

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Re: Daft Questions Thread
« Reply #3924 on: Monday 11 November 2019, 10:47:38 PM »
Haven’t had it in 25 years. My teeth started aching just typing it out :lol: :lol: