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Offline Mike

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Re: Re: MLB WORLD SERIES!
« Reply #50 on: Tuesday 26 December 2017, 05:00:02 pm »
Got bored, drew up new divisions. Based solely on geography. Added expansions teams in Montreal and Portland to even it out:

American League

Northeast
Boston Red Sox
Montreal Expos
New York Mets
New York Yankees

Rust Belt
Cincinnati Reds
Cleveland Indians
Detroit Tigers
Toronto Blue Jays

Frontier
Colorado Rockies
St. Louis Cardinals
Kansas City Royals
Texas Rangers

Pacific Northwest
Portland Expansion
Oakland Athletics
San Francisco Giants
Seattle Mariners


National League

Mid-Atlantic
Baltimore Orioles
Philadelphia Phillies
Pittsburgh Pirates
Washington Nationals

Great Lakes
Chicago Cubs
Chicago White Sox
Milwaukee Brewers
Minnesota Twins

South
Atlanta Braves
Houston Astros
Miami Marlins
Tampa Bay Rays

Southwest
Arizona Diamondbacks
Los Angeles Angels
Los Angeles Dodgers
San Diego Padres


Also, seven-inning games, no DH, unrestricted substitutions, shorter regular season, expanded playoffs (same as NFL: divisions winners + two wild cards)

:lol: I see you drew yourself up an eternity of at least the Wild Card game.

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #51 on: Tuesday 26 December 2017, 05:03:35 pm »

Offline Mike

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #52 on: Tuesday 26 December 2017, 05:06:15 pm »
:lol: National League south is a clinched playoffs after 60 wins division.

You might as well just burn the Padres stadium to the f***ing ground.

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #53 on: Tuesday 26 December 2017, 05:08:20 pm »
:lol: National League south is a clinched playoffs after 60 wins division.

You might as well just burn the Padres stadium to the f***ing ground.

:lol: think I'll add "eliminate the luxury tax" to my wishlist as well

Offline Mike

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #54 on: Tuesday 26 December 2017, 05:10:11 pm »
:lol: National League south is a clinched playoffs after 60 wins division.

You might as well just burn the Padres stadium to the f***ing ground.

:lol: think I'll add "eliminate the luxury tax" to my wishlist as well

:lol: Soon as you made the games seven innings we had monument park expanded and the trophy case doubled in size and reinforced. Centerfield in Yankee Stadium is like 150 dead center now.

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #55 on: Tuesday 26 December 2017, 05:11:50 pm »
:lol:

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #56 on: Tuesday 26 December 2017, 05:13:31 pm »
Eliminate the short stop and allow metal bats.

Offline Mike

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #57 on: Tuesday 26 December 2017, 05:15:16 pm »
Eliminate the short stop and allow metal bats.

:lol: Are you secretly a Yankee fan? I desperately wish you ran baseball.

You want Stanton and Judge to have metal bats in our parking lot of a stadium? There will be actual deaths.


edit: Ohhhhhh, I see. It'd be Yankee fans dying. Clever motherfucker.

Offline Pata

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #58 on: Tuesday 26 December 2017, 05:41:12 pm »
:lol:

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #59 on: Wednesday 27 December 2017, 10:24:03 pm »
So, Deuce is a genius. Fair play

Offline cubaricho

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #60 on: Tuesday 16 January 2018, 01:28:19 am »
Yadi to retire at the end of his contract.

That's how you play the game, man. At the end of the contract it'll be 17 years with one team. Get in the team, be the best in that position so they don't want to trade you, and stay with the same team as a legend.
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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #61 on: Tuesday 16 January 2018, 01:48:55 am »
Just like Manny :aww:

Offline Mike

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #62 on: Tuesday 16 January 2018, 03:01:11 am »
Yadi to retire at the end of his contract.

That's how you play the game, man. At the end of the contract it'll be 17 years with one team. Get in the team, be the best in that position so they don't want to trade you, and stay with the same team as a legend.

+ 5 rings and you're describing the GOAT.

Offline cubaricho

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #63 on: Tuesday 16 January 2018, 03:03:48 am »
Yadi to retire at the end of his contract.

That's how you play the game, man. At the end of the contract it'll be 17 years with one team. Get in the team, be the best in that position so they don't want to trade you, and stay with the same team as a legend.

+ 5 rings and you're describing the GOAT.

He's already got two and has three years left on his contract. ;)
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Offline Mike

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #64 on: Tuesday 16 January 2018, 03:05:33 am »
Yadi to retire at the end of his contract.

That's how you play the game, man. At the end of the contract it'll be 17 years with one team. Get in the team, be the best in that position so they don't want to trade you, and stay with the same team as a legend.

+ 5 rings and you're describing the GOAT.

He's already got two and has three years left on his contract. ;)

:lol: If we don't win at least two of the next three I'll be f***ing shocked.

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #65 on: Tuesday 16 January 2018, 03:37:57 am »
McCutcheon moving to San Fran

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #66 on: Tuesday 16 January 2018, 03:57:32 am »
According to the headline, the Pirates are trading McCutchen to the Pirates.

Amateur s***.
Not one of the cool kids, and really insecure about it.

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #67 on: Thursday 18 January 2018, 03:02:06 pm »

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #68 on: Thursday 18 January 2018, 05:34:55 pm »
Mets making big moves.
LGM

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Re: MLB 2018!
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Offline Toon Hoser

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #70 on: Friday 2 February 2018, 04:52:10 pm »
MLB players association, they mad.



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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #71 on: Friday 2 February 2018, 05:18:47 pm »
Who the hell wrote that? :lol:

“The getting is good”

“1200 alpha males” ffs

Offline Toon Hoser

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #72 on: Friday 2 February 2018, 07:45:07 pm »
Who the hell wrote that? :lol:

“The getting is good”

“1200 alpha males” ffs

I think it was written by a player agent.  He probably yelled "BOOM!" as he posted it.

Offline Mike

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #73 on: Friday 2 February 2018, 10:56:20 pm »
Who the hell wrote that? [emoji38]

“The getting is good”

“1200 alpha males” ffs
[emoji38] Its so cringey I'm siding with the f***ing owners.

Offline B-more Mag

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Re: MLB 2018!
« Reply #74 on: Saturday 3 February 2018, 12:27:46 am »
Who the hell wrote that? [emoji38]

“The getting is good”

“1200 alpha males” ffs
[emoji38] Its so cringey I'm siding with the f***ing owners.

Would you believe me if I told you dude's name is Brodie Van Wagenen?