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Offline Mick

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Re: Shearer to stay for another year!!!
« Reply #25 on: Saturday 3 December 2005, 03:55:24 AM »
It is one of those crazy clocks....lets see what happens when I spin it forward a few days....

December 5th, 2005

Quote: 'Souness SACKED......'

Damm thing tells the future too! :tongue3:

Would that clock allow you to go to 20:00 tomorrow?  If it does have a quick look for the lottery numbers and send me them by pm if you don't mind.  Please, pretty please, was that grovelling good enough?

I'll be in pm for the rest of the night, thanks.
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Offline Mick

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Re: Shearer to stay for another year!!!
« Reply #26 on: Saturday 3 December 2005, 03:56:38 AM »
There's going to be a few shocks in the morning when they see this one.   :lol:



It's been one of the funnier ones, threads like this should be saved forever in a hall of fame.
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"I'm Bryan," the skipper replied. "You're Bobby."

Offline BlufPurdi

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Re: Shearer to stay for another year!!!
« Reply #27 on: Saturday 3 December 2005, 03:57:12 AM »
I was half way through typing, "you've got to be kiddi..."

SellShola saved me from embarrassment.   blueyes.gif
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jmveness

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Re: Shearer to stay for another year!!!
« Reply #28 on: Saturday 3 December 2005, 03:57:47 AM »
There are foggy heads on Saturday mornings along the Tyne I'm sure.  Hopefully hearts are strong as is the courage to face the day! bluewink.gif

Offline Mick

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Re: Shearer to stay for another year!!!
« Reply #29 on: Saturday 3 December 2005, 03:59:39 AM »
There are foggy heads on Saturday mornings along the Tyne I'm sure.  Hopefully hearts are strong as is the courage to face the day! bluewink.gif

I expect we'll have problems buying screen wipes later today. bluebiggrin.gif
"Hello, Bobby," he once greeted his England captain, Bryan Robson.

"I'm Bryan," the skipper replied. "You're Bobby."

jmveness

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Re: Shearer to stay for another year!!!
« Reply #30 on: Saturday 3 December 2005, 04:03:18 AM »
I imagine that heads now abed in the wonderful city of Newcastle will slip a trickle of bum batter into shorts still warm from the covers.  Ah! tis' the season to be jolly!

Offline Mick

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Re: Shearer to stay for another year!!!
« Reply #31 on: Saturday 3 December 2005, 04:07:58 AM »
I'm not sure I'll be able to sleep after reading than one. yikes.gif
"Hello, Bobby," he once greeted his England captain, Bryan Robson.

"I'm Bryan," the skipper replied. "You're Bobby."

jmveness

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Re: Shearer to stay for another year!!!
« Reply #32 on: Saturday 3 December 2005, 04:10:52 AM »
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Offline OzzieMandias

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Re: Shearer to stay for another year!!!
« Reply #33 on: Saturday 3 December 2005, 04:11:29 AM »
I'm not sure I'll be able to sleep after reading than one. yikes.gif

Yes, I had trouble with that one too.

jmveness

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Re: Shearer to stay for another year!!!
« Reply #34 on: Saturday 3 December 2005, 04:18:56 AM »
Ah its time for drinks on this end lads and lasses.  Cheers and here's to a new era at our beloved club.

NUFC forever my freinds!

Offline Pokerprince2004

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Re: Shearer to stay for another year!!!
« Reply #35 on: Saturday 3 December 2005, 07:55:08 AM »
Thank god this is a wind up. My heart literally sank when i read that headline. Shearers been a legend but he is certainly holding us back now which is a shame really.

Offline davy_fulla

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Re: Shearer to stay for another year!!!
« Reply #36 on: Saturday 3 December 2005, 08:11:44 AM »
yeah there will be a few shocks and i think it will be funny so mods, dont delete this thread, see what happens in the morning. a few hearts will jump im sure :tongue3:

fooking hell. mine did. just had a quick check of the board before i go to work and nearly ended up with a coronary.  blueeek.gif
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Offline bulivye

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Re: Shearer to stay for another year!!!
« Reply #37 on: Saturday 3 December 2005, 01:34:34 PM »
i thought well, isn't this typical... then got suspicious when FF was using that tired old i told my wife i loved her line.  can you imagine if alan did stay?  yikes! blueeek.gif
altogether elsewhere vast
herds of reindeer move across
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