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Offline Shearergol

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Re: Lenny’s Lasses
« Reply #1775 on: Friday 31 July 2020, 12:10:34 PM »
When I was 28 I went on a date with a lass who had just 20. She mentioned she started smoking 8 years ago.

So basically when she was 12, she was nipping for a tab behind the school gym after GCSE Food Technology, I was 20 living it up in Magaluf.



My wife is 9 years younger than me. Think how I feel ;)

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Re: Lenny’s Lasses
« Reply #1776 on: Friday 31 July 2020, 12:14:55 PM »
It's set 21-40 [emoji38]

Feels wrong at the 21 end of things though. I had this 20yr old sending me nudes and wanting to come over. I felt like telling her to go to bed and get some sleep cause she had Uni in the morning.
I feel for you man that sounds rough [emoji38]

:lol:

Offline Elric

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Re: Lenny’s Lasses
« Reply #1777 on: Friday 31 July 2020, 12:15:30 PM »
It's set 21-40 [emoji38]

Feels wrong at the 21 end of things though. I had this 20yr old sending me nudes and wanting to come over. I felt like telling her to go to bed and get some sleep cause she had Uni in the morning.
I feel for you man that sounds rough [emoji38]

:lol:
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Offline Shearergol

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Re: Lenny’s Lasses
« Reply #1778 on: Friday 31 July 2020, 12:57:19 PM »
It's set 21-40 [emoji38]

Feels wrong at the 21 end of things though. I had this 20yr old sending me nudes and wanting to come over. I felt like telling her to go to bed and get some sleep cause she had Uni in the morning.
I feel for you man that sounds rough [emoji38]

:lol:

He only "felt" like telling her that. We need to know the full story now.

Offline TBG

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« Reply #1779 on: Friday 31 July 2020, 03:30:46 PM »
She never came over.

Was willing to lower my standards to going to the Spoons near Trinity Square (she was at the halls there) for a drink with her but she flaked. The next night she messaged me whilst she was at RISE to come so "we could neck on" and go back to hers. Told her I like the Goths but not enough to lower myself to enter RISE.

Still get the odd nude from time to time but I ain't pursuing it.

Offline Beren

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Re: Lenny’s Lasses
« Reply #1780 on: Friday 31 July 2020, 03:36:57 PM »
And they say romance is dead. Pfft.

Offline madras

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Re: Lenny’s Lasses
« Reply #1781 on: Friday 31 July 2020, 04:02:21 PM »
She never came over.

Was willing to lower my standards to going to the Spoons near Trinity Square (she was at the halls there) for a drink with her but she flaked. The next night she messaged me whilst she was at RISE to come so "we could neck on" and go back to hers. Told her I like the Goths but not enough to lower myself to enter RISE.

Still get the odd nude from time to time but I ain't pursuing it.

Dont know what RISE is but f*** me, if you'd go to a Spoons but not there it must be bad
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Offline TBG

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Re: Lenny’s Lasses
« Reply #1782 on: Friday 31 July 2020, 04:19:44 PM »
It's a bit like Trillians but with less elderly men perving over Goths.

Offline Super Duper Branko Strupar

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Re: Lenny’s Lasses
« Reply #1783 on: Friday 31 July 2020, 04:51:25 PM »
Oi, less talk, more gawk.
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make.

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« Reply #1784 on: Friday 31 July 2020, 05:00:16 PM »

Offline chicken little

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Re: Lenny’s Lasses
« Reply #1785 on: Friday 31 July 2020, 05:03:22 PM »
anime tattoo. 2/10

Offline Super Duper Branko Strupar

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« Reply #1786 on: Friday 31 July 2020, 05:37:53 PM »
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make.

Offline thomas

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« Reply #1787 on: Friday 31 July 2020, 06:50:19 PM »

Offline TBG

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« Reply #1788 on: Friday 31 July 2020, 06:54:11 PM »
Not enough tattoos, 3/10

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« Reply #1789 on: Friday 31 July 2020, 08:16:50 PM »
She’s wealthy in the tit bank.

Offline TBG

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« Reply #1790 on: Friday 31 July 2020, 08:24:36 PM »

Offline Shearergol

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« Reply #1791 on: Friday 31 July 2020, 08:42:13 PM »
She’s wealthy in the tit bank.

She’s massively pregnant, which I find helps with tits.

Offline Si

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Re: Lenny’s Lasses
« Reply #1792 on: Friday 31 July 2020, 11:31:35 PM »
She’s wealthy in the tit bank.

She’s massively pregnant, which I find helps with tits.
I didn't know you could be that pregnant is it f***ing octuplets?
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Offline RodneyCisse

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« Reply #1793 on: Yesterday at 04:30:21 PM »


Who’s a good boy?
LGM

Offline ElDiablo

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« Reply #1794 on: Yesterday at 04:45:29 PM »
:lol: