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Offline Ian W

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #25 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 01:12:19 pm »
Danny Mills is f***ing unreal like. God only knows how the BBC ended up using him as one of their go-to football people. Genuinely embarrassing for all parties.

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« Reply #26 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 01:20:59 pm »
From F365 Mediawatch :lol: :lol:

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Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Mills has solved the poppy poppycock problem. Here he is, speaking to BBC Sport:

“If the players are that insistent on wearing poppies, they should get a temporary tattoo, stick it on the back of their hand and, when the national anthems are played, put your hand on your heart and it’s there for everybody to see.

“Fifa cannot stop that. It’s no different than having a normal tattoo.”

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #27 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 01:52:33 pm »
Danny Mills is f***ing unreal like. God only knows how the BBC ended up using him as one of their go-to football people. Genuinely embarrassing for all parties.

Agreed.


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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #28 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 02:05:51 pm »
:lol: Aye, I'm sure Sturridge and Stones are raging they're not allowed to wear a poppy shirt.

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« Reply #29 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 02:14:13 pm »
From F365 Mediawatch :lol: :lol:

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Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Mills has solved the poppy poppycock problem. Here he is, speaking to BBC Sport:

“If the players are that insistent on wearing poppies, they should get a temporary tattoo, stick it on the back of their hand and, when the national anthems are played, put your hand on your heart and it’s there for everybody to see.

“Fifa cannot stop that. It’s no different than having a normal tattoo.”
:lol: that's amazing.


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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #30 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 02:15:23 pm »
From F365 Mediawatch :lol: :lol:

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Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Mills has solved the poppy poppycock problem. Here he is, speaking to BBC Sport:

“If the players are that insistent on wearing poppies, they should get a temporary tattoo, stick it on the back of their hand and, when the national anthems are played, put your hand on your heart and it’s there for everybody to see.

“Fifa cannot stop that. It’s no different than having a normal tattoo.”

That's like a Viz top tip.

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #31 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 02:16:01 pm »
:lol: it really is.

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #32 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 02:30:47 pm »
:lol: The thought of Danny f***ing Mills sat there trying to work out the solution to a delicate international situation and coming up with that mad patter about temporary tattoos is pretty funny like.

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« Reply #33 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 02:32:06 pm »
From F365 Mediawatch :lol: :lol:

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Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Mills has solved the poppy poppycock problem. Here he is, speaking to BBC Sport:

“If the players are that insistent on wearing poppies, they should get a temporary tattoo, stick it on the back of their hand and, when the national anthems are played, put your hand on your heart and it’s there for everybody to see.

“Fifa cannot stop that. It’s no different than having a normal tattoo.”

:lol:

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #34 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 02:48:17 pm »
From F365 Mediawatch :lol: :lol:

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Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Mills has solved the poppy poppycock problem. Here he is, speaking to BBC Sport:

“If the players are that insistent on wearing poppies, they should get a temporary tattoo, stick it on the back of their hand and, when the national anthems are played, put your hand on your heart and it’s there for everybody to see.

“Fifa cannot stop that. It’s no different than having a normal tattoo.”

That's like a Viz top tip.

Yes. :lol:
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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #35 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 02:54:59 pm »
:lol: The thought of Danny f***ing Mills sat there trying to work out the solution to a delicate international situation and coming up with that mad patter about temporary tattoos is pretty funny like.

:lol: It's beyond parody.

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #36 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 02:57:16 pm »
:lol: The thought of Danny f***ing Mills sat there trying to work out the solution to a delicate international situation and coming up with that mad patter about temporary tattoos is pretty funny like.

:lol:

What about...no
Could they sign up for the army? Hmmm, then who would play the football?
Sending them their wages is always a good idea.
s***! Lisa, hold my calls! (Lisa: No one ever rings, Danny) JUST HOLD THEM!
Temporary tattoos *examines own hand*
Mills, you've done it again! *slowly but intensely sniffs garage rag*
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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #37 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 03:01:10 pm »
:lol: can imagine him being like this, astonished nobody else has come up with such a cunning plan:


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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #38 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 03:04:14 pm »
:lol: They'll call it The Mills Compromise!

Offline Ian W

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #39 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 03:05:27 pm »

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« Reply #40 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 03:10:21 pm »
How about they don't wear poppies and get on with their lives, like normal human beings.

Offline Fenham Mag

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« Reply #41 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 03:15:43 pm »
How about they don't wear poppies and get on with their lives, like normal human beings.

Getting a temporary Tattoo would be so much easier.
I really like Fenham Mag. Great guy and a very good poster.

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #42 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 03:32:56 pm »
Should just get the England strip tattooed onto their bodies including the poppy and play naked imo.

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #43 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 03:34:40 pm »
Should just get the England strip tattooed onto their bodies including the poppy and play naked imo.
Poppycock!
Bearings Straight!

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #44 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 03:46:32 pm »
Could the poppies feasibly leave the atmosphere and be hologram'd onto the players from space using a satellite tracking system?

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #45 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 03:52:00 pm »
Should just get the England strip tattooed onto their bodies including the poppy and play naked imo.
Poppycock!

:lol:

Could the poppies feasibly leave the atmosphere and be hologram'd onto the players from space using a satellite tracking system?


:lol:

This is much more light hearted than the thread on this on RTG.

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« Reply #46 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 03:53:27 pm »
There's actually a lot of good material here: paint poppies on their fingernails, dim the stadium lights and have glow in the dark UV poppies/semen stains on the shirts, poppy-stained teeth - everyone smiles when the anthem plays, GOB-style tearaway clothing, poppy-patterned never-nude underwear at full-time....

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« Reply #48 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 03:58:17 pm »
At kickoff all 22 players could hold hands and form a giant poppy visible to the BBC main camera. Vera Lynn can then be ziplined across the pitch singing We'll Meet Again.

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« Reply #49 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 03:59:25 pm »
Danny Mills is a moron. I'm sure I mention it every time someone else mentions him, but Thierry Henry mugging the clogger off with ease, after he was all riled up trying to kick lumps out of Henry was one of the best and pure moments of sporting justice I can remember. Thoroughly humiliated in front of tens of thousands, and his professional career rightly defined by it. t***.