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Offline Greg

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Still not worthy of a thread
« on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 06:59:05 am »
How will they ever replace him with someone so fat and miserable?

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Offline WarrenBartonCentrePartin

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #1 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 07:59:27 am »
Lowes is jacking it in at the end of the month. Matt Raisbeck is taking over until they find a permanent replacement.

http://mobile.nufc.co.uk/default.aspx?s=news-display&aid=6036043
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Offline Nobody

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #2 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 08:15:01 am »
What a shame :celb:

Offline Crumpy Gunt

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #3 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 08:17:40 am »
Never liked him. The fact his commentary went through nufc.tv made sure he would be loath to criticize Ashley and his line of s*** managers. Gutless f***ing w*****.

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #4 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 08:24:44 am »
Can they just give it to Lockwood?

Offline Jill

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #5 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 08:30:29 am »
New thread? "Will never be worthy of a thread"

Offline Tubestationatmidnight

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #6 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 09:10:36 am »
The other one was full to the brim

Offline loki679

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #7 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 09:34:14 am »
New thread? "Will never be worthy of a thread"

Aye, name change needed.  Could have the classic 'Still Still not worthy of a thread'  or an impertinent  'Thread of the unworthy'.   Maybe go left field and go with 'Poundshop football thread'.

Still like 'The Garth Crooks not worthy of a thread thread'
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Offline Disco

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #8 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 09:40:37 am »
You'll never believe what's not worthy of a thread.

Offline Mattoon

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #9 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 09:46:59 am »
You'll never believe what's not worthy of a thread.

NUFCBlog levels of titling there, good work
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Offline Interpolic

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #10 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 09:48:05 am »
What, not worthy?

Online joeyt

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #11 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 09:49:13 am »
Love a new thread

Offline loki679

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #12 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 09:49:47 am »
May have been mentioned elsewhere but Mick Lowes is retiring

Bit long for a thread title
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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #13 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 09:50:06 am »
Quick edit :pow:

Offline Mattoon

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #14 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 09:50:28 am »
What, not worthy?

An enticing headline, followed by something not worth its own article, I'd say it's pretty accurate
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Offline Ronaldo

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #15 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 09:56:02 am »
He actually refers to himself (in the third person) as the luckiest guy in the world.



:lol:

Online Si

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #16 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 10:04:28 am »
Tbf he's beating those heart disease odds.
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Offline TBG

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #17 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 10:11:47 am »
Is he really though.

Online joeyt

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #18 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 10:34:27 am »
Never forget

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The death of my father.

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Offline James

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #19 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 10:44:37 am »
Was just thinking has anyone seen poster Mick and Mick Lowes at the same time?
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Offline sbnufc

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #20 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 10:51:03 am »
Lowes is jacking it in at the end of the month. Matt Raisbeck is taking over until they find a permanent replacement.

http://mobile.nufc.co.uk/default.aspx?s=news-display&aid=6036043
Wonder who it'll be

Offline Darth Crooks

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #21 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 10:53:15 am »
Lowes certainly isn't gutless.


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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #22 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 10:55:42 am »
"Worthy of a thread? Nah nee way nah..."

Offline Bimpy474

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #23 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 10:58:31 am »
Is Ando Calrissian going with Jabba ?

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Still Not Worthy Of A Thread
« Reply #24 on: Thursday 3 November 2016, 01:11:29 pm »
From F365 Mediawatch :lol: :lol:

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Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Mills has solved the poppy poppycock problem. Here he is, speaking to BBC Sport:

“If the players are that insistent on wearing poppies, they should get a temporary tattoo, stick it on the back of their hand and, when the national anthems are played, put your hand on your heart and it’s there for everybody to see.

“Fifa cannot stop that. It’s no different than having a normal tattoo.”