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Offline Raconteur

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #50 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 01:26:04 pm »
Can we amputate his ear lobes and his stupid f***ing ear rings with them?


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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #51 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 01:26:32 pm »
Wor Aschraf came from Italy, Lazaar, Lazaar
From Casablanca by the sea Lazaar, Lazaar
Swapped the pink for black and white
Better than the current s****
Wey, he's Aschcraf Lazaar
Thank f*** he's not Dummett


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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #52 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 01:31:47 pm »
Got to love the modern spice boy/ preening full back.

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #53 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 01:33:49 pm »
With our injuries in mind.......

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #54 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 01:41:22 pm »
Can we amputate his ear lobes and his stupid f***ing ear rings with them?


Let's not be too hasty to judge the book by the cover. Granted he looks like a bit of a w*****, but we all thought that when Perez landed with his ludicrous pants and minging haircut.

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #55 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 01:41:25 pm »
I hope you are copyrighting these songs lads.

Just let it go man. Everything is gonna be OK :lol:
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Offline Foluwashola

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #56 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 02:17:26 pm »
Never heard of him but a solid footballer's name.

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #57 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 02:22:24 pm »
Whipping balls into the box from the left, and at pace, our forwards won't know what is happening.

Defensive side of his game looks canny also, though I'm aware that clips aren't made of errors. Wise seal of approval.
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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #58 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 02:22:50 pm »
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According to Italian outlet Tutto Mercato, Newcastle have put €3.5m on the plate for Lazaar, but Palermo are sticking to their stance of not accepting less than €5m.

Not sure if reliable at all, but if so then just f***ing get it done one way or another asap Charnley. Can't afford to waste time.

Offline Mr Logic

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #59 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 02:27:23 pm »
He was strongly linked with West Ham about a week ago. In fact searches tell me Crystal Palace, West Ham and Southampton were all chasing the £2.5m rated defender earlier this month.
Italian sources claimed he'd even agreed personal terms with West Ham.
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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #60 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 02:37:20 pm »
Achraf Lazaar, tra la la la la.
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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #61 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 02:38:20 pm »
When he scores we need the South American commentator scream of GOAL - Laaaaazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr


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Offline toontownman

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #62 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 03:01:26 pm »
Not holding my breath on this one. Looks too good for the championship. Reports are no different to the Haller interest which hasn't materialized.
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Offline summerof69

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #63 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 03:41:37 pm »
Seems like he would be a decent signing if we were in the premier league tbh

Offline Memphis

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #64 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 05:05:13 pm »
4th most crosses in all of Serie A last season, 12th per 90 minutes among fullbacks in the Top 5 European leagues.  Certainly far beyond anything we currently offer offensively. He's really quick but prone to lapses in concentration defensively. Lots of deflections and interceptions, good reflexes. Get him in.


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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #65 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 05:18:23 pm »
Perhaps Rafa noticed like I did that we aren't carrying the ball out of defence well enough especially when Mbemba is out.
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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
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Offline Elliottman

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #67 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 05:19:23 pm »
Perhaps Rafa noticed like I did that we aren't carrying the ball out of defence well enough especially when Mbemba is out.

f***ing hell, what insight.
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Offline Willow

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #68 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 06:07:05 pm »
from a few youtube clips, he reminds me of santon, quite hard to knock off the ball and has some skill

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #69 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 08:02:40 pm »
Im starting to understand the point of two holding midfielders now


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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #70 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 10:00:16 pm »
Looks absolutely mint on YouTube like, no doubt about it. :lol:

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #71 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 10:02:09 pm »
Looks absolutely mint on YouTube like, no doubt about it. :lol:

Lube me up and call me Albert Luque.

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #72 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 10:21:29 pm »
Looks absolutely mint on YouTube like, no doubt about it. :lol:

He does look mint aye :lol: i don't dare to hope... (I know it's youtube)

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #73 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 11:11:47 pm »
Looks absolutely mint on YouTube like, no doubt about it. :lol:

He does look mint aye :lol: i don't dare to hope... (I know it's youtube)
Ronaldo looks mint on YouTube tbf so it's a decent basis.

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