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Offline Pilko

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #25 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 10:57:25 am »
:lol: class
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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #26 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 10:57:51 am »
Wonder if he's related to the Bob guy from Area 51  :hmm:

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #27 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 11:01:09 am »
This never took off so we're f***ed, Pilko

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #28 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 11:01:24 am »
How is there not a graham carr line in there. shame on both of you :lol:

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #29 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 11:05:01 am »
Apparently his hero is ex Hungary and Real Madrid legend, Ferenc Couscous.
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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #30 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 11:09:19 am »
Exciting to see us bringing in attack minded full backs. Would be interested in seeing Perez and Ritchie playing left and right side respectively with Yedlin and this chap bombing on.

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #31 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 11:17:29 am »
I hope you are copyrighting these songs lads.

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #32 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 11:19:26 am »
Know f*** all about him other than he's quick, and he's never going to be good enough for us. He doesn't even deserve to wear the shirt as his bedtime pyjama's, let alone on a football pitch.

Offline Figures 1-0 Football

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #33 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 11:21:30 am »
A LB :frantic: Happy days.

Ryder making noises about another winger too, in addition to Judge.

Shall we just build the biggest team ever? We've gone from having no competition for places to bulking up every position.
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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #34 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 11:25:07 am »
A LB :frantic: Happy days.

Ryder making noises about another winger too, in addition to Judge.

Shall we just build the biggest team ever? We've gone from having no competition for places to bulking up every position.

yeah could be a deciding factor, as i have no idea how big or quality wise any other team has. i know a few good players for the division but if they get injured how will their teams cope.

Offline mozy

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #35 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 11:34:36 am »
Never heard of this guy! Can he play left wing at all?

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #36 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 11:36:18 am »
If he plays full back and Sissoko is going, I hope he gets to remain a number 7. I love fullbacks with attacking numbers, like Kolarov with 11. It's like an open admission of what they are there to do.

The "Palermo Best Moments, Skills, Assists & Goals" video has a Laurent Robert-level thunderbolt about 40 seconds in. I know folks are saying he's fast, but he looks balanced and composed with it.

Offline Teasy

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #37 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 11:37:08 am »
Any mention of a fee?
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Offline Ikon

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #38 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 11:38:58 am »
Any mention of a fee?

i read 3m euros somewhere, but it sounds almost too cheap. Well he only has like 10 months left on his contract though.

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #41 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 12:14:12 pm »
Benítez really puts a lot of emphasis on fitness. So I guess that he's taken a look at how crazy the C'ship calendar is, and wants a big squad to cope with it.
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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #42 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 12:20:15 pm »
:lol: Sels, Yedlin, Gamez, Hanley, Clark, Lazaar, Ritchie, Hayden, Diame, Gayle. So many freaking new players. Definitely need at least one more, as well (winger).

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #43 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 12:21:47 pm »
Imma Hirin' ma Lazaar!

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #44 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 12:48:19 pm »
Achraf Lazaar
Better than Stephen Carr
He's from Casablanca
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Offline Klaus

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #45 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 12:53:16 pm »
Can we play him in centre mid? :pardsgrin:

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #46 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 12:55:42 pm »
:lol: Sels, Yedlin, Gamez, Hanley, Clark, Lazaar, Ritchie, Hayden, Diame, Gayle. So many freaking new players. Definitely need at least one more, as well (winger).

If Krul and Moussa leave, which they will, we'll have gotten rid of 16 players. Crazy that we probably need to sign 2 or 3 more, too.

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #47 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 12:56:29 pm »
Can we amputate his ear lobes and his stupid f***ing ear rings with them?
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Offline Ian W

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #48 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 01:00:17 pm »
Benítez really puts a lot of emphasis on fitness. So I guess that he's taken a look at how crazy the C'ship calendar is, and wants a big squad to cope with it.

About time, we've been the least athletic and least fit team for absolutely ages.

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Re: Local Press: NUFC in talks to sign Achraf Lazaar from Palermo
« Reply #49 on: Thursday 25 August 2016, 01:16:22 pm »
Can we amputate his ear lobes and his stupid f***ing ear rings with them?