Topic: Achraf Lazaar leaves NUFC by mutual consent

[Pilko]

class

[Chicane]

Wonder if he's related to the Bob guy from Area 51 

[Interpolic]

This never took off so we're f***ed, Pilko

To the tune of Cars by Gary Numan:



He's Demba Ba
He is from Senegal
Now he plays for the toon
And we're singing his tune
He's BA

[thomas]

How is there not a graham carr line in there. shame on both of you

[Incognito]

Apparently his hero is ex Hungary and Real Madrid legend, Ferenc Couscous.

[Shak]

Exciting to see us bringing in attack minded full backs. Would be interested in seeing Perez and Ritchie playing left and right side respectively with Yedlin and this chap bombing on.

[Minhosa]

I hope you are copyrighting these songs lads.

[B-more Mag]

Know f*** all about him other than he's quick, and he's never going to be good enough for us. He doesn't even deserve to wear the shirt as his bedtime pyjama's, let alone on a football pitch.

[Figures 1-0 Football]

A LB Happy days.

Ryder making noises about another winger too, in addition to Judge.

Shall we just build the biggest team ever? We've gone from having no competition for places to bulking up every position.

[khay]

A LB Happy days.

Ryder making noises about another winger too, in addition to Judge.

Shall we just build the biggest team ever? We've gone from having no competition for places to bulking up every position.

yeah could be a deciding factor, as i have no idea how big or quality wise any other team has. i know a few good players for the division but if they get injured how will their teams cope.

[mozy]

Never heard of this guy! Can he play left wing at all?

[Stottie]

If he plays full back and Sissoko is going, I hope he gets to remain a number 7. I love fullbacks with attacking numbers, like Kolarov with 11. It's like an open admission of what they are there to do.

The "Palermo Best Moments, Skills, Assists & Goals" video has a Laurent Robert-level thunderbolt about 40 seconds in. I know folks are saying he's fast, but he looks balanced and composed with it.

[Teasy]

Any mention of a fee?

[Ikon]

Any mention of a fee?

i read 3m euros somewhere, but it sounds almost too cheap. Well he only has like 10 months left on his contract though.

[TRon]

LEFT BACK! 

Alright Pards.

This was way below the belt mate, really. I want to throw up.

[joeyt]

[Village Idiot]

Benítez really puts a lot of emphasis on fitness. So I guess that he's taken a look at how crazy the C'ship calendar is, and wants a big squad to cope with it.

[Yorkie]

Sels, Yedlin, Gamez, Hanley, Clark, Lazaar, Ritchie, Hayden, Diame, Gayle. So many freaking new players. Definitely need at least one more, as well (winger).

[Darth Crooks]

Imma Hirin' ma Lazaar!

[Collage]

Achraf Lazaar
Better than Stephen Carr
He's from Casablanca
I hope he's not a w*****

[Klaus]

Can we play him in centre mid?

[nemtizz]

Sels, Yedlin, Gamez, Hanley, Clark, Lazaar, Ritchie, Hayden, Diame, Gayle. So many freaking new players. Definitely need at least one more, as well (winger).

If Krul and Moussa leave, which they will, we'll have gotten rid of 16 players. Crazy that we probably need to sign 2 or 3 more, too.

[Away Toon]

Can we amputate his ear lobes and his stupid f***ing ear rings with them?

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Benítez really puts a lot of emphasis on fitness. So I guess that he's taken a look at how crazy the C'ship calendar is, and wants a big squad to cope with it.

About time, we've been the least athletic and least fit team for absolutely ages.

[Darth Crooks]

Can we amputate his ear lobes and his stupid f***ing ear rings with them?