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« Reply #4900 on: Tuesday 31 December 2019, 10:32:54 AM »
Obviously Lee Ryder has chosen Paul Dummett in front of Enrique for his team of the decade

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-uniteds-team-decade-lee-17489801

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« Reply #4901 on: Tuesday 31 December 2019, 12:36:19 PM »
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His 7/10 match ratings are probably the most talked about merit marks in club history,

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'I remember the days of winning the FA Cups in the fifties, the entertainers in the nineties or Bobby Robson's Champion's League journeys in the early 2000s.  But I tell you what, none of that can hold a candle to the succession of 7/10's Lee Ryder bestowed upon Paul Dummett under Mike Ashley's stewardship'

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« Reply #4902 on: Tuesday 31 December 2019, 12:43:53 PM »
Love the bloke saying he wouldn't have Ben Arfa in cause he's a "One in six" player, but would find room for Barton in the side.

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« Reply #4903 on: Tuesday 31 December 2019, 12:44:47 PM »
I was fishing in south shields early in the morning when we signed Shearer, some random bloke driving past slowed down, wound his window down and shouted over at us "the toons just signed Shearer for £15m!!!" :lol:

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I really miss this club pre Ashley man.  :'(
“I think when we score it will be from a penalty or a set play or maybe a shot from the edge of the area or a ricochet. Hopefully.” Alan Pardew, August 2014

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« Reply #4904 on: Tuesday 31 December 2019, 12:45:30 PM »
f***ing despise Lee Ryder and the rest of the Chronicle. Almost as much as Pardew and Ashley, which says a lot.

Offline Gallowgate End

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« Reply #4905 on: Tuesday 31 December 2019, 12:57:59 PM »
f***ing despise Lee Ryder and the rest of the Chronicle. Almost as much as Ashley, which says a lot.

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« Reply #4906 on: Tuesday 31 December 2019, 01:09:59 PM »
You damn Pardew lover!!

Offline Gallowgate End

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« Reply #4907 on: Tuesday 31 December 2019, 01:17:24 PM »
You damn Pardew lover!!

There’s levels to hate :laugh:

Ashley>Bruce>Richard Keys>Gary Neville>Mark Douglas>Luke Edwards>Lee Ryder>Phil Neville>Jenas>Any human that talks bad of Rafa.

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« Reply #4908 on: Tuesday 31 December 2019, 01:41:15 PM »
You damn Pardew lover!!

There’s levels to hate :laugh:

Ashley>Bruce>Eddie Howe>Richard Keys>Gary Neville>Mark Douglas>Luke Edwards>Lee Ryder>Phil Neville>Jenas>Any human that talks bad of Rafa.


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« Reply #4909 on: Tuesday 31 December 2019, 01:56:12 PM »
I was fishing in south shields early in the morning when we signed Shearer, some random bloke driving past slowed down, wound his window down and shouted over at us "the toons just signed Shearer for £15m!!!" :lol:

Class :lol:

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« Reply #4910 on: Tuesday 31 December 2019, 03:52:01 PM »
When Nickson travelled to Poland to the European Under-21 Championships, for example, he watched two future Newcastle players: Mikel Merino for Spain, and Jacob Murphy for England. The former’s father, Angel, was close with Benitez, and so was his recommendation, while the latter is believed to have been put forward by the recruitment department and then agreed to by the manager.

The likes of Salomon Rondon, Javier Manquillo, Joselu, Florian Lejeune and Fabian Schar were also Benitez-led recruits.

[The Athletic]


Ah so it was Nickson who pushed for us to spend £12million on Murphy :knuppel2:

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« Reply #4911 on: Wednesday 8 January 2020, 08:23:04 PM »

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« Reply #4912 on: Wednesday 8 January 2020, 08:36:27 PM »

Jesus wept!

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« Reply #4913 on: Wednesday 8 January 2020, 08:47:55 PM »
:lol:
" Managers matter, but our manager is desperate for you, and his boss, to believe that they don’t. "
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« Reply #4914 on: Wednesday 8 January 2020, 09:02:32 PM »
Tragic but textbook Ashley NUFC. Pity the poor buggers that got one for Christmas.

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« Reply #4915 on: Wednesday 8 January 2020, 09:05:58 PM »
I hope they remembered its a leap year

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« Reply #4916 on: Wednesday 8 January 2020, 09:06:55 PM »
This club is such a joke man. What a f***ing shambles the place is.

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« Reply #4917 on: Wednesday 8 January 2020, 09:11:15 PM »
I hope they remembered its a leap year
And the dodgy bank holiday

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« Reply #4918 on: Wednesday 8 January 2020, 09:21:50 PM »
Assume Disco put that together, top level trolling tbh :thup:

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« Reply #4919 on: Wednesday 8 January 2020, 09:48:51 PM »
Sunderland AFC - The club that knowingly played a paedophile

Offline Disco

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« Reply #4920 on: Wednesday 8 January 2020, 09:53:30 PM »
Scroll up from that Tweet and it’s great to see Dickhead Luke not missing a trick. Must be tiring being an even bigger arsehole than I am.

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« Reply #4921 on: Wednesday 8 January 2020, 09:58:24 PM »
That's Kenedy who last featured meaningfully in 2018 :lol:

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« Reply #4922 on: Wednesday 8 January 2020, 10:20:09 PM »
Absolutely no f***ing surprise Edwards's hair had enough of him and f***ed off when he's that much of a dickhead.
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

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« Reply #4923 on: Thursday 9 January 2020, 10:49:51 AM »
f*** me, can people not see one is a desk calendar and the other a wall calendar.

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« Reply #4924 on: Thursday 9 January 2020, 06:49:46 PM »
It does seem to be down to the company like. Idrissa Gueye is on one of the Everton ones for example. You’d think clubs would check them first mind.
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