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Offline themanupstairs

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Alan Pardew
« on: Friday 15 January 2016, 09:35:21 AM »
Some truly abhorrent posts in this thread of late. I hate this c*** and wish him nothing but personal failure and professional misery.

Killing his family ffs :facepalm:
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Offline chopey

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #1 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 09:39:16 AM »
Pardew's interview at the end of the season after Palace have dropped like a stone and just avoided relegation, "I told the board to sign Shelvey!! just look at the way Newcastle have change up there since he signed, he looks great with the rest of my team I built"
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Offline nemtizz

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #2 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 11:03:16 AM »
Fire bomb every house he owns.

Offline Ndegwa

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #3 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 11:31:00 AM »
Some truly abhorrent posts in this thread of late. I hate this c*** and wish him nothing but personal failure and professional misery.

Killing his family ffs :facepalm:

Guessing that high horse you're sitting on doesn't allow for jokes  :lol:

Offline Hanshithispantz

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #4 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 11:33:06 AM »
Genuinely wishing a man personal failure and misery is surely worse than joking that his family dies like.

Offline Altamullan

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #5 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 11:37:24 AM »
Genuinely wishing a man personal failure and misery is surely worse than joking that his family dies like.

Once the sense of injustice has waned in time, I'm guessing both are likely to be things which are hard to look back upon with any sense of pride.
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Offline Tiotes Witch Doctor

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #6 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 12:07:46 PM »
Hope he falls down a flight of concrete stairs and never fully recovers.

Offline mofo

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #7 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 12:11:55 PM »
s*** thread should be deleted. .
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Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #8 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 12:12:27 PM »
Hope his knob falls off into an active volcano.

Online Northerngimp

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #9 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 12:20:43 PM »
Im sure Pardew is the liquid terminator from T2, the bloke can wriggle out of anything the slippery git what he is.


Offline WarrenBartonCentrePartin

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #10 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 12:23:28 PM »
Hope his bank card gets rejected in Tesco, that he has no money on him and that he cries himself to sleep at night because he didn't get his tiger loaf.
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Offline dabe

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #11 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 12:34:40 PM »
Hope he tries to buy something off a website and the system crashes as he's about to confirm the payment so he's not sure if it went through or not and whether he'll be charged multiple times...the c***.

Offline Incognito

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #12 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 12:45:12 PM »
Hope his next s*** is a hedgehog.
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Offline Hanshithispantz

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #13 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 12:46:34 PM »
Canny harsh on the hedgehog.

Offline Tiotes Witch Doctor

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #14 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 12:48:07 PM »
Hope his small change falls out of his pocket in the car and gets stuck down the side of the seat and is unable to retrieve it the white haired cock end.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #15 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 12:51:01 PM »
Hope he gets hiccups he can't shift, until the day he dies a brutal death at the hands of Hatem Ben Arfa who successfully frames John Carver for the crime.

Offline Klaus

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #16 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 12:53:30 PM »
Hope he has overdue library books that he has forgotten about.

Offline Tiotes Witch Doctor

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #17 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 12:55:00 PM »
Hope he and his entire family fall into a pool filled with piranhas.

Offline josimar

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #18 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 12:55:09 PM »
Hope he lends his mate his sherbet fountain and his mate makes the top of the tube go all soggy with hockle.

Offline J is Justice

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #19 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 12:55:23 PM »
Hope he gets touched by the guy from the skittles advert.

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #20 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 12:56:19 PM »
I wish him a life time of odd socks.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #21 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 12:56:36 PM »
Hope he gets sparked the f*** out by Dame Edna Everage.

Offline dabe

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #22 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 12:58:58 PM »
Hope he falls down some stairs and hits his shin on a banister.

Offline Darth Crooks

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #23 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 12:59:36 PM »
Hope he forever picks out the coffee revel.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #24 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:00:13 PM »
Hope he gets Beren in a secret santa where the stipulation is only footwear is an acceptable present.