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Offline DJ_NUFC

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #75 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 04:28:35 PM »
Hope he accepts an invitation to a sleepover at Oscar Pistorious's house.

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Offline Dr.Spaceman

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #76 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 04:32:39 PM »
I hope someone pushes him, then another bloke comes along and headbutts him, then one of the people he works with comes along and shags his wife. Afterwards whilst he's out consoling himself by having a meal, I hope someone comes along and swaps it with their own meal.
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Offline Hanshithispantz

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #77 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 04:35:00 PM »
Their own meal being his wife's intestinal tract

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #78 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 04:37:42 PM »
Their own meal being his wife's intestinal tract

:lol: Stunned that Hans is the man to take the joke too far.

Offline Bimpy474

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #79 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 04:41:09 PM »
Hope he signs up on here and IP gets on his case.
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Offline AyeDubbleYoo

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #80 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 04:51:09 PM »
Christ, imagine the wrath IP would unleash on actual Pardew.

Offline Northerngimp

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #81 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 04:55:56 PM »
Christ, imagine the wrath IP would unleash on actual Pardew.

Pardew would Pardew IP.

Offline Newintoon

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #82 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 05:03:49 PM »

Offline Northerngimp

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #83 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 05:04:59 PM »

Offline Newintoon

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #84 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 05:13:17 PM »
s*** thread should be deleted. .

Pardew lovers united.

The bloke is a monumental c*** and hope he fails at every job he attempts but this thread is w***. Who wants a daily reminder of him over a year later?

Offline Minhosa

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #85 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 06:07:23 PM »
Hope he goes to Michael Barrymore's hoose for a dip in his pool.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #86 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 06:29:31 PM »
Hope someone mistakes him for a homeless bloke while he's eating ketchup and buys him a burger.

Offline Mattoon

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #87 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 06:46:16 PM »
Hope he gets a John Wayne Bobbit haircut and they have to graft it to his forehead to save it so everyone knows what he is.
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Offline Optimistic Nut

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #88 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 06:52:44 PM »
I hope he runs down the escalators for his Metro, gets held up by two pensioners yapping, misses it, then sees his next one isn't due for another 14 minutes.
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Offline Mole_Toonfan

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #89 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 06:54:31 PM »
Their own meal being his wife's intestinal tract

:lol: Stunned that Hans is the man to take the joke too far.

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Offline Mattoon

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #90 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 06:55:00 PM »
I hope every time he orders a coke someone brings him a Pepsi.
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What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #91 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:05:34 PM »
I hope the rest of his life is like Steve Avery's last 30 years.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #92 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:06:43 PM »
Hope Jack Colback turns out to be his biological son.

Offline Mattoon

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #93 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:11:24 PM »
Hope every bed he stays in is too far away from a plug socket to charge his phone while he's on it.
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What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city. It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love.

Offline 54

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #94 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:11:48 PM »
Hope De Jong's foot hits him in the face next time he tries to kick a ball.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #95 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:11:49 PM »
Hope every bed he stays in is too far away from a plug socket to charge his phone while he's on it.
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Offline ben-nufc

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #96 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:24:50 PM »
Hope he gets molested by whales at a sea world quiz event.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #97 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:26:29 PM »
Hope his Internet connection is absolutely f***ing s***.

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #98 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:28:51 PM »
hope both sides of his pillow are always uncomfortably warm.


Hope someone mistakes him for a homeless bloke while he's eating ketchup and buys him a burger.
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Offline Klaus

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #99 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:29:28 PM »
Hope he puts his green bin out, when it is blue bin week.