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Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #50 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:55:26 pm »
Hope he signs up on here and IP gets on his case.
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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #51 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:57:34 pm »
I hope he's queuing for a rail ticket and ends up behind someone buying a travel pass; which involves photographs, scissors, forms being filled in, and his access won’t wipe. You get the picture.
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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #52 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:59:42 pm »
I hope he's queuing for a rail ticket and ends up behind someone buying a travel pass; which involves photographs, scissors, forms being filled in, and his access won’t wipe. You get the picture.
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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #53 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 02:01:12 pm »
I hope he's queuing for a rail ticket and ends up behind someone buying a travel pass; which involves photographs, scissors, forms being filled in, and his access won’t wipe. You get the picture.

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #54 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 02:01:48 pm »
Hope he ends up in Middlesbrough on a business trip.

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #55 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 02:02:09 pm »
Ed Malyon ‏@eaamalyon  7m7 minutes ago
Alan Pardew now confirming story from 9 days ago (which he denied last week) that Palace looking at Adebayor


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Offline TRon

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #56 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 02:03:51 pm »
Just been reading the old thread and it finished with a real flourish. Well done to all involved on page 1000 you did the forum proud. :thup:


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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #57 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 02:04:32 pm »
Ed Malyon ‏@eaamalyon  7m7 minutes ago
Alan Pardew now confirming story from 9 days ago (which he denied last week) that Palace looking at Adebayor


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Wow, two absolute c***s sharing the same dressing room. Marriage made in heaven.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #58 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 02:06:48 pm »
Hope it turns out that he was the one who let the dogs out and The Baha Men go after him.

Offline DJ_NUFC

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #59 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 02:06:55 pm »
Hope he gets hiccups he can't shift, until the day he dies a brutal death at the hands of Hatem Ben Arfa who successfully frames John Carver for the crime.

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #60 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 02:52:05 pm »
Hope he has a burst water pipe in one of the interior walls of his house that is slowly flooding its foundation with no visible external signs of damage.

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #61 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 02:59:35 pm »
IP man :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Offline themanupstairs

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #62 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 03:01:11 pm »
Some truly abhorrent posts in this thread of late. I hate this c*** and wish him nothing but personal failure and professional misery.

Killing his family ffs :facepalm:

Guessing that high horse you're sitting on doesn't allow for jokes  :lol:

Nope. What you gonna do? Punch my horse?

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Offline Sho'Time

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #63 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 03:07:05 pm »
Hope he has a burst water pipe in one of the interior walls of his house that is slowly flooding its foundation with no visible external signs of damage.

 :lol: If any c*** deserves that, it's him.

Offline Altamullan

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #64 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 03:08:05 pm »
I hope he asks Ben Arfa for a few language tips prior to his next holiday in Tunisia, and he ends-up trying to order  "zabburummuk" in a Sousse beach bar....
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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #65 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 03:08:06 pm »
Hope he falls into a pit full of HIV and aids infested needles, then when getting out he gets mulled by a tiger.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #66 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 03:13:50 pm »
Hope Laurent Robert smashes a football into his horrible face.

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #67 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 03:14:17 pm »
Hope Laurent Robert smashes a football into his horrible face.

Nice :thup:

Offline Ian W

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #68 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 03:17:45 pm »
I hope he asks Ben Arfa for a few language tips prior to his next holiday in Tunisia, and he ends-up trying to order  "zabburummuk" in a Sousse beach bar....

Quite a niche joke, this one.

Offline dabe

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #69 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 03:17:47 pm »
Hope Laurent Robert smashes a football into his horrible face.

Martins with the followup.

Offline TRon

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #70 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 03:23:51 pm »
Hope Laurent Robert smashes a football into his horrible face.

Martins with the followup.

Directly to the face - forget the ball.

Offline Darth Crooks

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #71 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 03:26:56 pm »
Hope he paper cuts his jap whilst he reads the gushing stuff about him on the shitter.


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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #72 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 03:27:02 pm »
I hope he asks Ben Arfa for a few language tips prior to his next holiday in Tunisia, and he ends-up trying to order  "zabburummuk" in a Sousse beach bar....

Quite a niche joke, this one.

 :lol: A niche we've all been in Ian....I don't mean we've all been in  your mother's nee-nee fella! Though I'm sure there would be no cause for complaint if we had... I mean from us... I'm stopping now. Thousand apologies: Ana asif
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Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #73 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 03:34:14 pm »
Hope he accepts an invitation to a sleepover at Oscar Pistorious's house.

Offline Altamullan

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #74 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 03:51:27 pm »
I hope he takes a high-profile job in the public eye and has a modicum of success which leads him to expose his most  obnoxious self-aggrandising personality traits to the nation, who forever reflect this back to him like the most unforgiving mirror. Oh hang on...
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