Author Topic: Alan Pardew summoned to The Hague (Read 696415 times)

Klaus · « **Reply #25 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:01:13 PM »

Hope he accidentally leaves one red sock in the wash with all his whites.

dabe · « **Reply #26 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:01:45 PM »

Hope he is forced to read through all disparaging comments made about him on this forum.

nemtizz · « **Reply #27 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:02:20 PM »

Hope he steps on a piece of lego every single day for the rest of his life.

Incognito · « **Reply #28 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:06:47 PM »

I hope his underpants are filled with Fiery Jack. Actually, that would explain many things.

Minhosa · « **Reply #29 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:08:53 PM »

Hope he stubs his big toe off the bed every morning AND night.

Interpolic · « **Reply #30 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:15:42 PM »

Hope he chokes on a piece of scrabble.

TRon · « **Reply #31 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:18:16 PM »

Quote from: themanupstairs on Friday 15 January 2016, 09:35:21 AM

Some truly abhorrent posts in this thread of late. I hate this c*** and wish him nothing but personal failure and professional misery.

Killing his family ffs

Great way to kick off a fresh thread on England's greatest ever con man. Nice.

Incognito · « **Reply #32 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:19:07 PM »

Quote from: Interpolic on Friday 15 January 2016, 01:15:42 PM

Hope he chokes on a piece of scrabble.

Reckon that could happen. I've heard he likes Scrabble tiles in his mouth, specifically the T,C and D tiles.

Sho'Time · « **Reply #33 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:19:28 PM »

I hope he buys some expensive wine glasses from M&S and when he puts them in the dishwasher they shatter and block up the dishwasher, resulting in him having to unblock the filter and slicing his fingers repeatedly.

nemtizz · « **Reply #34 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:19:40 PM »

Hope he gets ants in his eyes.

Sho'Time · « **Reply #35 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:20:46 PM »

Quote from: themanupstairs on Friday 15 January 2016, 09:35:21 AM

Some truly abhorrent posts in this thread of late. I hate this c*** and wish him nothing but personal failure and professional misery.

Killing his family ffs

Voting shoud be closed, killing his family post of the year 2016 with 'arsebaby' a close 2nd.

Interpolic · « **Reply #36 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:21:59 PM »

Hope it turns out he turned down shares in Google when they were starting out.

TRon · « **Reply #37 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:22:51 PM »

Quote from: nemtizz on Friday 15 January 2016, 01:19:40 PM

Hope he gets ants in his eyes.

Who have run through powdered rat poison.

Sho'Time · « **Reply #38 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:24:26 PM »

Quote from: TRon on Friday 15 January 2016, 01:22:51 PM

Quote from: nemtizz on Friday 15 January 2016, 01:19:40 PM
Hope he gets ants in his eyes.

Who have run through powdered rat poison.

And have ant AIDS.

firetotheworks · « **Reply #39 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:28:51 PM »

I hope that things get so bad for him that I actually start to feel sorry for him.

Ketsbaia · « **Reply #40 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:32:19 PM »

Let's get this in early - I hate Pardew more than anyone else on Earth and wish him nothing but misery until his wonderfully gruesome death that hopefully doesn't kill any innocents.

He's a c***, a shitstain on society and a haemerrhoid to football.

Prick.

Tiotes Witch Doctor · « **Reply #41 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:32:28 PM »

Hope the zipper breaks on his coat when tries to zip up.

Interpolic · « **Reply #42 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:33:33 PM »

Hope NorthernGimp gets him into the back of his van, where he's forced to listen to Branko's patter for the rest of his life.

persy · « **Reply #43 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:34:21 PM »

Hope he forget the "splash"paper in the toilet..

TRon · « **Reply #44 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:34:52 PM »

Hope he gets in the same cab as Sam Allardyce after he's eaten two tins of beans.

Interpolic · « **Reply #45 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:36:22 PM »

Hope he turns out to be a massive nonce (non-ghost).

Darth Crooks · « **Reply #46 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:41:23 PM »

Quote from: Incognito on Friday 15 January 2016, 01:19:07 PM

Quote from: Interpolic on Friday 15 January 2016, 01:15:42 PM
Hope he chokes on a piece of scrabble.
Reckon that could happen. I've heard he likes Scrabble tiles in his mouth, specifically the T,C and D tiles.

Could spell trouble when he has a s***.

Bimpy474 · « **Reply #47 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:44:47 PM »

Hope he signs up on here and IP gets on his case.

Robster · « **Reply #48 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:44:58 PM »

I hope he becomes a Newcastle United fan.

Bimpy474 · « **Reply #49 on:** Friday 15 January 2016, 01:45:45 PM »

Quote from: Robster on Friday 15 January 2016, 01:44:58 PM

I hope he becomes a Newcastle United fan.

f*** me, that's going far too far.

Author Topic: Alan Pardew summoned to The Hague (Read 696415 times)

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