Author Topic: Alan Pardew  (Read 688039 times)

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Offline Klaus

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #25 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:01:13 PM »
Hope he accidentally leaves one red sock in the wash with all his whites.

Offline dabe

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #26 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:01:45 PM »
Hope he is forced to read through all disparaging comments made about him on this forum.

Offline nemtizz

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #27 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:02:20 PM »
Hope he steps on a piece of lego every single day for the rest of his life.

Offline Incognito

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #28 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:06:47 PM »
I hope his underpants are filled with Fiery Jack. Actually, that would explain many things.
RIP gejon/cajun/ Jon Lockwood.

Proud to have made your acquaintance Sir.

Offline Minhosa

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #29 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:08:53 PM »
Hope he stubs his big toe off the bed every morning AND night.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #30 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:15:42 PM »
Hope he chokes on a piece of scrabble.

Offline TRon

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #31 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:18:16 PM »
Some truly abhorrent posts in this thread of late. I hate this c*** and wish him nothing but personal failure and professional misery.

Killing his family ffs :facepalm:

Great way to kick off a fresh thread on England's greatest ever con man. Nice. :thup:

Offline Incognito

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #32 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:19:07 PM »
Hope he chokes on a piece of scrabble.
Reckon that could happen. I've heard he likes Scrabble tiles in his mouth, specifically the T,C and D tiles.
RIP gejon/cajun/ Jon Lockwood.

Proud to have made your acquaintance Sir.

Offline Sho'Time

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #33 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:19:28 PM »
I hope he buys some expensive wine glasses from M&S and when he puts them in the dishwasher they shatter and block up the dishwasher, resulting in him having to unblock the filter and slicing his fingers repeatedly.

Offline nemtizz

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #34 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:19:40 PM »
Hope he gets ants in his eyes.

Offline Sho'Time

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #35 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:20:46 PM »
Some truly abhorrent posts in this thread of late. I hate this c*** and wish him nothing but personal failure and professional misery.

Killing his family ffs :facepalm:

Voting shoud be closed, killing his family post of the year 2016 with 'arsebaby' a close 2nd.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #36 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:21:59 PM »
Hope it turns out he turned down shares in Google when they were starting out.

Offline TRon

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #37 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:22:51 PM »
Hope he gets ants in his eyes.

Who have run through powdered rat poison.

Offline Sho'Time

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #38 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:24:26 PM »
Hope he gets ants in his eyes.

Who have run through powdered rat poison.

And have ant AIDS.

firetotheworks

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #39 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:28:51 PM »
I hope that things get so bad for him that I actually start to feel sorry for him.

Offline Ketsbaia

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #40 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:32:19 PM »
Let's get this in early - I hate Pardew more than anyone else on Earth and wish him nothing but misery until his wonderfully gruesome death that hopefully doesn't kill any innocents.

He's a c***, a shitstain on society and a haemerrhoid to football.

Prick.

Offline Tiotes Witch Doctor

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #41 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:32:28 PM »
Hope the zipper breaks on his coat when tries to zip up.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #42 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:33:33 PM »
Hope NorthernGimp gets him into the back of his van, where he's forced to listen to Branko's patter for the rest of his life.

Offline persy

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #43 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:34:21 PM »
Hope he forget the "splash"paper in the toilet..

Offline TRon

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #44 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:34:52 PM »
Hope he gets in the same cab as Sam Allardyce after he's eaten two tins of beans.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #45 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:36:22 PM »
Hope he turns out to be a massive nonce (non-ghost).

Offline Darth Crooks

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #46 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:41:23 PM »
Hope he chokes on a piece of scrabble.
Reckon that could happen. I've heard he likes Scrabble tiles in his mouth, specifically the T,C and D tiles.


Could spell trouble when he has a s***.

Offline Bimpy474

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #47 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:44:47 PM »
Hope he signs up on here and IP gets on his case.

Offline Robster

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #48 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:44:58 PM »
I hope he becomes a Newcastle United fan.
" Managers matter, but our manager is desperate for you, and his boss, to believe that they don’t. "
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Offline Bimpy474

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #49 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 01:45:45 PM »
I hope he becomes a Newcastle United fan.

f*** me, that's going far too far.