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Offline ChrisMcQuillan

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Re: Alan Pardew Exists
« Reply #11875 on: Friday 28 August 2020, 08:12:56 PM »
Bruce is a chicken dish from an upscale steakhouse - troubling, confusing, a bit out of place and ultimately unsatisfying but not actually poisonous.

Pardew is a hippo shitting into a warehouse fan that you're strapped in front of clockwork orange style.

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Offline Si

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Re: Alan Pardew Exists
« Reply #11876 on: Friday 28 August 2020, 08:27:19 PM »
Bruce is a chicken dish from an upscale steakhouse - troubling, confusing, a bit out of place and ultimately unsatisfying but not actually poisonous.

Pardew is a hippo shitting into a warehouse fan that you're strapped in front of clockwork orange style.

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Offline Rafalove

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Re: Alan Pardew Exists
« Reply #11877 on: Friday 28 August 2020, 08:40:34 PM »
 :lol:

Offline toon25

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Re: Alan Pardew Exists
« Reply #11878 on: Friday 28 August 2020, 08:43:47 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

That’s POTY worthy, that

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Re: Alan Pardew Exists
« Reply #11879 on: Friday 28 August 2020, 09:16:00 PM »
Mint  :lol: :lol:

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Re: Alan Pardew Exists
« Reply #11880 on: Friday 28 August 2020, 09:16:12 PM »
Absolute Elsewhere is definitely tubes or some other recent poster

Offline HTT

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Re: Alan Pardew Exists
« Reply #11881 on: Saturday 29 August 2020, 10:39:13 AM »
I would have him back in a heartbeat over that shithead we have in the dugout now as well.

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Offline sadnesstan

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Re: Alan Pardew Exists
« Reply #11882 on: Saturday 29 August 2020, 10:48:18 AM »
s*** on your left shoe, or s*** on your right?

You choose.

Offline Chicane

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Re: Alan Pardew Exists
« Reply #11883 on: Saturday 29 August 2020, 10:48:29 AM »
Bruce isn't even in the same league of smugcuntness as Pardew

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Re: Alan Pardew Exists
« Reply #11884 on: Wednesday 2 September 2020, 04:11:04 PM »

Online wormy

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Re: Alan Pardew Exists
« Reply #11885 on: Wednesday 2 September 2020, 04:20:19 PM »
Don't even remember the Pearson one which is weird because that's easily the strangest out of the lot. He's so creepy.