Author Topic: Alan Pardew summoned to The Hague  (Read 707940 times)

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Offline James

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #100 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:29:37 PM »
Hope he gets caught up in some naked photo scandal where it is revealed that his erect penis is as big as his little finger
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Offline Ho(llo)way

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #101 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:29:57 PM »
Hope John Carver moves into  his shed

Offline Mole_Toonfan

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #102 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:30:28 PM »
Hope he gets molested by whales at a sea world quiz event.

:lol:

firetotheworks

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #103 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:32:22 PM »
Hope he gets into a conversation with TCD.

Offline triggs

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #104 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:32:52 PM »
Hope he gets violently poked in the eye
"Lots of young fellas runnin' around in shorts, that's the kind of think you like looking at, and I bet you like that too, only you're probably imagining what they'd look like without shorts, you're sitting there imagining that with a big smile on your face, ya dirty fecker"

Offline Eddy Chibas

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #105 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:33:41 PM »
Jokes directed toward The King, which include his wife, are p*ss poor. Pardoo, courtesy of his nomadic testicles & dick, has put that woman through hell. No way should she be considered fair game in a thread dedicated to this fraud of a human being.
"That's where we step in," Alexander says. "We make sure there's order, that people aren't taking off on top of each other. On a wave like Pipe, doing something stupid isn't just not having surfing etiquette. It's attempted murder. Getting dropped in on at Pipe is like someone pointing a gun at your head. And you know, if you point a gun at one of us, well, there are gonna be consequences."

What would happen if someone dropped in on Alexander?

"I wouldn't say much," he says. "Maybe I'd paddle up to you, tell you to go in, or take off your leash. But later I'd find you, or a few of the other guys would, and you'd be taught a lesson."



Well-played Kala, well-played!

Offline DJ_NUFC

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #106 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:35:03 PM »
Hope he gets into a conversation with TCD.

:lol:

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #107 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:35:42 PM »
Hope he gets given a Canadian Goose coat that ends up being a fake.

Offline DJ_NUFC

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #108 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:36:37 PM »
Hope he gets given a Canadian Goose coat that ends up being a fake.

Actually, Pardew is the kind that'll buy the fake ones for $30 and pass them off as real.

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #109 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:38:29 PM »
hope the fake is lined with asbestos

Offline 54

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #110 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:48:39 PM »
I hope he has the opportunity to have sex with Scarlett Johansson, only to not be able to get it up, and thrown out of the penthouse window.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #111 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:50:10 PM »
Hope the daft c*** can't even roll a rollie properly.

Offline chopey

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #112 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:51:16 PM »
I hope every time he looks in the mirror he sees Rocky Dennis
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Offline Dokko

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #113 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:51:40 PM »
Hope he gets his eyes poked out with a passer-by's umbrella.

Offline Tiotes Witch Doctor

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #114 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:53:16 PM »
Hope he steps in what he thought to be a shallow puddle but actually turns out to be deeper than expected and gets the bottom quarter of his pants wet.

The c***.

Offline Mole_Toonfan

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #115 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:55:37 PM »
 :lol:

firetotheworks

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #116 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 07:58:47 PM »
Hope he presses 'I've got my own bag' in Morrisons then gets caught in an endless loop of being told there's an unexpected item in the bagging area and then that an item has been removed.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #117 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 08:00:08 PM »
Hope he's the next Jill Dando.

firetotheworks

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #118 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 08:02:22 PM »
Hope he's the next Jill Dando.
She went on holiday though. That's too much happiness iyam.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #119 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 08:04:58 PM »
Hope he gets rejected for the next series of Ninja Warrior UK.

firetotheworks

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #120 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 08:10:45 PM »
I hope he gets a Dr Oertker pizza and then burns it.

firetotheworks

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #121 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 08:11:17 PM »
I'm basically just wishing all the little s*** things that happen to me upon him.

Offline 54

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #122 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 08:11:55 PM »
I hope Ben Arfa does this on his grave:


firetotheworks

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #123 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 08:11:56 PM »
I hope he never wins a pub quiz. Ever.

Offline Klaus

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Re: Alan Pardew is available
« Reply #124 on: Friday 15 January 2016, 08:12:05 PM »
Hope his internet provider is talktalk.