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Would you rather:

Sell
95 (34.8%)
Keep
178 (65.2%)

Total Members Voted: 267

Author Topic: Jonjo Shelvey  (Read 454818 times)

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Offline reefatoon

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6950 on: Sunday 18 October 2020, 03:06:19 PM »
Was infuriating in the second half when he had that chance. Loads of space to run into and he ends up just standing and shooting.

Offline nbthree3

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6951 on: Saturday 24 October 2020, 10:34:38 PM »
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Online xLiaaamx

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6952 on: Saturday 24 October 2020, 10:38:27 PM »
Hendrick can't play out wide then, champion.

Unless Schar is Shelvey's replacement :lol:

Offline Tiresias

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6953 on: Saturday 24 October 2020, 10:39:11 PM »
if only signing a creative mid was a priorty oh wait steve bruce hahahaha. Not a huge loss mind he has been mediocre for a while tbh.
Just waiting for the glasses to go in the pocket

Offline Tiresias

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6954 on: Saturday 24 October 2020, 10:39:34 PM »
Possibly Schar lol  :lol:
Just waiting for the glasses to go in the pocket

Offline Nobody

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6955 on: Saturday 24 October 2020, 10:44:32 PM »
Assume Hayden is definitely out? If so, we're looking at a Schär/Hendricks CM partnership tomorrow :lol:

Edit:which is probably better than Schär/Shelvey Tbf.

Offline Robster

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6956 on: Saturday 24 October 2020, 10:45:46 PM »
Kept playing with a groin injury. Awesome.
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Offline midds

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6957 on: Saturday 24 October 2020, 10:55:40 PM »
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What a rotten bit of luck. Cuh.

Cheesy Beans

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6958 on: Saturday 24 October 2020, 10:59:22 PM »
It’s a mystery why Bruce teams end up with so many injuries.

Offline joeyt

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6959 on: Saturday 24 October 2020, 11:01:34 PM »
Assume Hayden is definitely out? If so, we're looking at a Schär/Hendricks CM partnership tomorrow :lol:

Edit:which is probably better than Schär/Shelvey Tbf.

Longstaff an option too

Online Yorkie

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6960 on: Saturday 24 October 2020, 11:16:02 PM »
:lol:

Offline Shearergol

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6961 on: Sunday 25 October 2020, 07:55:08 AM »
Kept playing with a groin injury. Awesome.

Explains why he's been so s***. He's had it for 3 years yeah?

Offline Nobody

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6962 on: Sunday 25 October 2020, 08:56:52 AM »
Assume Hayden is definitely out? If so, we're looking at a Schär/Hendricks CM partnership tomorrow :lol:

Edit:which is probably better than Schär/Shelvey Tbf.

Longstaff an option too
Keep Hendricks on the wing then!

Online xLiaaamx

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6963 on: Sunday 25 October 2020, 09:16:39 AM »
Sean Longstaff "Declared himself okay"

Bet he actually isn't and he's just spotted a chance to start so is saying he's ready to play.

Offline The Ideal Crash

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6964 on: Sunday 25 October 2020, 11:06:58 PM »
Having hernia surgery. Silver linings and all that I guess.

Offline Consortium of one

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6965 on: Monday 26 October 2020, 01:11:25 PM »
How do you get a hernia when you move like a snail?

Offline jackyboy

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6966 on: Monday 26 October 2020, 03:17:12 PM »
Damage would have been caused while playing golf. I reckon he covers more ground in a game of golf than he does in a few games of football
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Offline reefatoon

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6967 on: Monday 26 October 2020, 08:48:17 PM »
Walloping the ball 80 yards to no f***er 40 times a match is bound to give you a hernia.

Offline AyeDubbleYoo

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6968 on: Tuesday 27 October 2020, 11:24:39 AM »
Walloping the ball 80 yards to no f***er 40 times a match is bound to give you a hernia.

Are we talking about golf or football now?

Offline duo

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6969 on: Tuesday 27 October 2020, 12:48:27 PM »
Can anyone remember the last time he had a good game? 28 year old he should be at his peak

Offline Consortium of one

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6970 on: Tuesday 27 October 2020, 12:56:47 PM »
Every step closer to a takeover is a step closer to Shelvey being sold, IMO.

Offline JeffJ

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6971 on: Tuesday 27 October 2020, 01:47:52 PM »
Him and Darlow are never away from Longhirst, unsurprisingly uses a golf buggy to get around!

Online Inferior Acuña

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6972 on: Saturday 21 November 2020, 06:31:55 AM »
Was watching Iron Man 3, and I'm sure you see the back of his bald head close up on the telly when Ben Kingsley's character has a Liverpool match on.