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Offline WarrenBartonCentrePartin

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6625 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 02:44:14 PM »
 :lol: He was rank
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Offline neesy111

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6626 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 02:44:55 PM »
Another top performance! The haters are surprisingly quiet today 🤔

He scored a good goal but his performance was very average.

Offline St1pe

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6627 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 02:45:49 PM »
Just saw he had the most tackles and interceptions today too

Offline steve_69

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6628 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 02:46:34 PM »
Just saw he had the most tackles and interceptions today too

Can’t possibly be true mate, he was rank apparently.

Online Klaus

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6629 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 02:47:01 PM »
Can't fault his work rate today. Class finish as well.

Offline samptime29

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6630 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 02:48:03 PM »
Cracking finish tbf.

Offline WarrenBartonCentrePartin

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6631 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 02:48:30 PM »
Nice compilation of Man City's chances late on there, where Shelvey's walking slowly as the ball goes past him :thup:
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Offline steve_69

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6632 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 03:04:25 PM »
Most interceptions and tackles out of all of our players and the equalising goal, and people still get on his back. Give it a rest FFS!

Offline covmag

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6633 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 03:10:49 PM »
Great finish but I f***ing can’t stand his effort and the blatant way he lets his man be some f***er else problem the whole game.
Ashley has killed my club

Offline TRon

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6634 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 03:36:24 PM »
He's alright when he's behind the ball, if it gets past him he just gives up.

Offline sadnesstan

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6635 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 03:47:44 PM »
He's alright when he's behind the ball, if it gets past him he just gives up.

Howay man. We play with 5 at the back, a DM and demand our wingers track back. Somebody has to have the freedom to find space.

Offline Big Geordie

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6636 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 03:50:40 PM »
Superb goal, mind :thup: :coolsmiley:
The truth points to itself

Offline TRon

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6637 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 03:51:48 PM »
He's alright when he's behind the ball, if it gets past him he just gives up.

Howay man. We play with 5 at the back, a DM and demand our wingers track back. Somebody has to have the freedom to find space.

He plays further back than Hayden, seems pointless even getting to the byline, there's never anyone in the box when the cross goes in.

Offline sadnesstan

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6638 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 04:07:40 PM »
He's alright when he's behind the ball, if it gets past him he just gives up.

Howay man. We play with 5 at the back, a DM and demand our wingers track back. Somebody has to have the freedom to find space.

He plays further back than Hayden, seems pointless even getting to the byline, there's never anyone in the box when the cross goes in.

Aye but he's not in the team for his defensive qualities. Hayden is.

Offline Infinitely Content

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6639 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 04:14:28 PM »
Most interceptions and tackles out of all of our players and the equalising goal, and people still get on his back. Give it a rest FFS!

:thup:

Offline TRon

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6640 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 04:21:52 PM »
He's alright when he's behind the ball, if it gets past him he just gives up.

Howay man. We play with 5 at the back, a DM and demand our wingers track back. Somebody has to have the freedom to find space.

He plays further back than Hayden, seems pointless even getting to the byline, there's never anyone in the box when the cross goes in.

Aye but he's not in the team for his defensive qualities. Hayden is.

Which is why it's annoying to see him behind Hayden. Would prefer someone who gets in the box now and again.

Offline sadnesstan

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6641 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 04:32:47 PM »
He's alright when he's behind the ball, if it gets past him he just gives up.

Howay man. We play with 5 at the back, a DM and demand our wingers track back. Somebody has to have the freedom to find space.

He plays further back than Hayden, seems pointless even getting to the byline, there's never anyone in the box when the cross goes in.

Aye but he's not in the team for his defensive qualities. Hayden is.

Which is why it's annoying to see him behind Hayden. Would prefer someone who gets in the box now and again.

Oh I totally agree. But if we play deep then he's going to be deep.

Offline xLiaaamx

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6642 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 04:35:00 PM »
Thing is though unless Ki gets a reprieve, the rest are just workhorses. Playing two of those together results in us never looking threatening.

Offline TRon

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6643 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 04:56:09 PM »
He's alright when he's behind the ball, if it gets past him he just gives up.

Howay man. We play with 5 at the back, a DM and demand our wingers track back. Somebody has to have the freedom to find space.

He plays further back than Hayden, seems pointless even getting to the byline, there's never anyone in the box when the cross goes in.

Aye but he's not in the team for his defensive qualities. Hayden is.

Which is why it's annoying to see him behind Hayden. Would prefer someone who gets in the box now and again.

Oh I totally agree. But if we play deep then he's going to be deep.

He'd be a bigger liability if we played further forward, he isn't an athlete so we would get destroyed in the transitions.

But anyway, it was a great strike, and he had a decent second half tbf.

Offline Newcastle Fan

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6644 on: Yesterday at 09:31:30 PM »
Been a changed man lately, really intelligent play from him to keep playing for the goal.

Offline Ikon

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6645 on: Yesterday at 09:35:26 PM »
Was poor I thought, overall.

Offline steve_69

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6646 on: Yesterday at 10:12:50 PM »
f*** me, you couldn’t make this s*** up! Give the guy the credit he deserves you ridiculous miserable b******s!! 😂

Offline Ikon

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6647 on: Yesterday at 10:14:06 PM »
Just because we won every player played well? Did well for the goal otherwise pretty poor imo

Offline Rod

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6648 on: Yesterday at 10:20:13 PM »
Just because we won every player played well? Did well for the goal otherwise pretty poor imo
It's about time fans (ha) got off this blokes back.  "Pretty poor", come on man.

Offline Ikon

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6649 on: Yesterday at 10:21:52 PM »
Yeah, I don't think he was good, he wasn't the only one though.