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60 (25.8%)
Keep
173 (74.2%)

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Offline HawK

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6300 on: Friday 3 May 2019, 12:06:46 pm »
The crux of this is since we've got Lejeune and Schar who are both more than capable of playing a quality long pass or long ball, Shelvey is surplus to requirements and a luxury player. He doesn't bring anything else to the table. Push him further forward and you take away the one thing he can do.

If our first choice central defence included players like Dummett and Lascelles then there's an argument for him to play, but they're not, so there isn't.



Offline xLiaaamx

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6301 on: Friday 3 May 2019, 01:10:45 pm »
He's more than a long pass though. He's more likely to put a short through ball through than any other player we have aswell.

Offline Ian W

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6302 on: Friday 3 May 2019, 01:37:23 pm »
In a better NUFC I think he would definitely have a place, the problem is we seem to need 2 CMs who are pretty much dedicated to defending. Or at least disciplined and mobile enough to not get caught out.

If Shelvey had Longstaff's engine he would be playing.

Offline Wallsendmag

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6303 on: Friday 3 May 2019, 02:15:51 pm »


If Shelvey had Longstaff's engine he would be playing.

At a bigger club than Newcastle.
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Offline Ian W

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6304 on: Friday 3 May 2019, 02:16:57 pm »


If Shelvey had Longstaff's engine he would be playing.

At a bigger club than Newcastle.

Well yeah, quite possibly.

Offline Raconteur

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6305 on: Saturday 4 May 2019, 03:11:02 am »
The crux of this is since we've got Lejeune and Schar who are both more than capable of playing a quality long pass or long ball, Shelvey is surplus to requirements and a luxury player. He doesn't bring anything else to the table. Push him further forward and you take away the one thing he can do.

If our first choice central defence included players like Dummett and Lascelles then there's an argument for him to play, but they're not, so there isn't.




Yup, as soon as Rafa switched to three at the back, Shevley became largely superfluous. I remember him spending a lot of the early season collecting the ball from the centre half's feet before hitting a long ball
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Online sadnesstan

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6306 on: Sunday 12 May 2019, 07:29:51 pm »
Kids at the local pitches, practising Shelvey corners. My love of football is temporarily restored.

Offline Infinitely Content

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6307 on: Sunday 12 May 2019, 08:17:09 pm »
Kids at the local pitches, practising Shelvey corners. My love of football is temporarily restored.

 :aww:

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Offline TwoForJoy

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6308 on: Thursday 4 July 2019, 12:25:00 pm »
Next one out of the door?

I don't think Ashley liked this song:

"Chancel Mbemba, Gini Wijnaldum, Shelvey and Perez.......Rafa Benitez, Rafa Benitez.."

Offline Raconteur

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6309 on: Thursday 4 July 2019, 12:48:16 pm »
He’d have to be backing his chances to start with Diame and (surely) Hayden off?
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Offline Colo's Short and Curlies

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6311 on: Thursday 18 July 2019, 03:25:31 pm »
So Shelvey the architect, Darlow with crap purchase on his kick and Colback there but not getting involved.

Seems legit
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Offline geordiedean

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6312 on: Thursday 18 July 2019, 03:53:44 pm »
I hate this fella I think hes utter s***
and now Tudor's gone down for Newcastle

Online DJ_NUFC

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6313 on: Thursday 18 July 2019, 04:00:14 pm »
Less than a month after Rafa leaves, indiscipline is back. Hooray.

Offline Zero

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6314 on: Thursday 18 July 2019, 04:01:17 pm »
His career should be finished within 3 years

Offline Fugazi

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6315 on: Thursday 18 July 2019, 04:13:50 pm »
Must be difficult to show restrain when someone is calling you bald c*** when you suffer from alopecia.
Consider winning

Offline geordiedean

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6316 on: Thursday 18 July 2019, 04:27:41 pm »
Must be difficult to show restrain when someone is calling you bald c*** when you suffer from alopecia.

In all fairness he is a bald c*** and his response about telling the guy "go back to your council house peasant" proves it

I'd have lamped the baldy b****** for his arrogance alone
and now Tudor's gone down for Newcastle

Offline toontownman

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6317 on: Thursday 18 July 2019, 04:36:20 pm »
Must be difficult to show restrain when someone is calling you bald c*** when you suffer from alopecia.

In all fairness he is a bald c*** and his response about telling the guy "go back to your council house peasant" proves it

I'd have lamped the baldy b****** for his arrogance alone
So after you had hurled insults at someone for having alopecia you would then get upset they insulted you back and lamp them for it. Seems like Colback logic.
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Offline TBG

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6318 on: Thursday 18 July 2019, 04:43:32 pm »
Morpeth :lol:

Must've been in Pizza Pizza  :icon_puke_r:

Offline Mr Logic

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6319 on: Thursday 18 July 2019, 04:53:28 pm »
Must be difficult to show restrain when someone is calling you bald c*** when you suffer from alopecia.

In all fairness he is a bald c*** and his response about telling the guy "go back to your council house peasant" proves it

I'd have lamped the baldy b****** for his arrogance alone

Don't do yourself any favours do you.
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Offline Colo's Short and Curlies

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6320 on: Thursday 18 July 2019, 04:58:41 pm »
Less than a month after Colback comes back, indiscipline is back. Hooray.
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Offline ManDoon

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6321 on: Thursday 18 July 2019, 05:37:30 pm »
Must be difficult to show restrain when someone is calling you bald c*** when you suffer from alopecia.

Aye but what the f*** is he doing on pub crawl in morpeth?
:lol: I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us.
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Offline Fugazi

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6322 on: Thursday 18 July 2019, 06:11:47 pm »
God knows, can only assume they live somewhere around there
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Offline Away Toon

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6323 on: Saturday 20 July 2019, 06:19:11 pm »
"He is a lot different to Rafa," Shelvey told Sky Sports.

"With Rafa, you never knew what he was thinking. Personally, I would rather have someone who talks to you and you know what they are thinking."

"Steve has come in and changed the formation, and after two days we looked a lot more comfortable," Shelvey added. "I think we thoroughly deserved to win.

"When a new manager comes in training goes up a couple of notches and everyone is busy and looking to impress.
"He has made a massive difference. He is constantly talking to you and that is what you want."
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Offline Away Toon

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Re: Jonjo Shelvey
« Reply #6324 on: Saturday 20 July 2019, 06:21:28 pm »
What a complete dick Shelvey is. Slags off Rafa, claims Bruce has changed the formation although all he did was revert back to the way we played all last season under Rafa, and then claims Bruce has made a massive difference. w*****.
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