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Offline sadnesstan

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #500 on: Friday 18 October 2019, 12:47:27 PM »
Complaints that the show is racist, because all three of the fired contestants come from BAME backgrounds. The fact that they're also all male hasn't been noticed, mind.

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« Reply #501 on: Friday 18 October 2019, 02:24:29 PM »
Slime is on trend now!

Offline sadnesstan

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« Reply #502 on: Wednesday 30 October 2019, 10:51:19 PM »
It has the same cathartic affect, on me, as I imagine benefit porn does for the well off.

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« Reply #503 on: Wednesday 30 October 2019, 11:02:22 PM »
I liked the panic as they realised they were all on camera, not knowing when WW2 was. Hope Mark Francois wasn't watching.
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Offline sadnesstan

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« Reply #504 on: Wednesday 30 October 2019, 11:51:22 PM »
I liked the panic as they realised they were all on camera, not knowing when WW2 was. Hope Mark Francois wasn't watching.

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Offline Cf

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« Reply #505 on: Friday 1 November 2019, 01:55:54 PM »
I was more appalled that not one of them on one of the teams knew what a mortar board was. Shows the level of applicants they're getting/accepting.

Offline HTT

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« Reply #506 on: Friday 1 November 2019, 06:11:25 PM »
This is arguably the shittest series of them all, certainly the shittest candidates. I don’t know why I still watch it knowing it’s a fix anyway. Needs scrapped or badly reformatted. I much prefer Dragons Den. Why does it take a group of people to source items, split into single groups. Such a s*** task anyway and does nothing to highlight/lowlight someone’s business acumen. I’m gonna call it now, the obnoxious geezer prowpa bloke me Thomas c*** will win it. Says it all he’s probably the most likeable as well.
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Offline sadnesstan

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« Reply #507 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 11:39:47 AM »
I want a series with every contestant picked from the tory cabinet. Watching Sugar put up with their drivel would make up for so much.

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« Reply #508 on: Monday 18 November 2019, 07:28:29 PM »
It just gets worse this one, bin it already!
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Offline chopey

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« Reply #509 on: Wednesday 20 November 2019, 09:57:12 PM »
That posh young fat lad has a massive arse, its huge, but I least I know what the maid off Tom and Jerry looks like now
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Offline sadnesstan

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« Reply #510 on: Wednesday 20 November 2019, 10:41:48 PM »
That posh young fat lad has a massive arse, its huge, but I least I know what the maid off Tom and Jerry looks like now

He has a woman's arse. I'll wager that arse has never been ripped off by a crocodile.

Offline chopey

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« Reply #511 on: Wednesday 20 November 2019, 10:45:11 PM »
That posh young fat lad has a massive arse, its huge, but I least I know what the maid off Tom and Jerry looks like now

He has a woman's arse. I'll wager that arse has never been ripped off by a crocodile.

 :D
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Offline sadnesstan

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« Reply #512 on: Wednesday 20 November 2019, 11:05:07 PM »
Maybe it was lost in the edit, but it looks to me like they've paid a chef £50 for 2 portions of veg risotto, which they have to cook themselves. That chef is the bloke 'my sweet lord' should go into partnership with.

Offline chopey

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« Reply #513 on: Wednesday 20 November 2019, 11:21:39 PM »
Why not have a selling task for each individual bottom 2 go ?
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Offline Astroblack

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« Reply #515 on: Thursday 5 December 2019, 03:11:55 PM »
Last night's firing was shocking. Lewis spelled multiple words wrong and the product looked nothing like a perfume bottle. Think he just wanted to get rid of Dean who had won two challenges as PM.

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Offline sadnesstan

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« Reply #516 on: Friday 6 December 2019, 12:55:42 AM »
Last night's firing was shocking. Lewis spelled multiple words wrong and the product looked nothing like a perfume bottle. Think he just wanted to get rid of Dean who had won two challenges as PM.

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Do McDs do cutlery?


Offline Ian W

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« Reply #517 on: Friday 6 December 2019, 10:59:26 AM »
No.

Offline hakka

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« Reply #518 on: Friday 6 December 2019, 11:20:47 AM »
They do plastic cutlery if your eating pancakes.

Offline Si

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« Reply #519 on: Friday 6 December 2019, 11:32:39 AM »
The c*** refuses to use sleeves but insists on cutlery.
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Offline Ian W

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« Reply #520 on: Friday 6 December 2019, 11:34:17 AM »
They do plastic cutlery if your eating pancakes.

That's true actually.

Offline Shadow Puppets

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« Reply #521 on: Friday 6 December 2019, 08:39:20 PM »
Last night's firing was shocking. Lewis spelled multiple words wrong and the product looked nothing like a perfume bottle. Think he just wanted to get rid of Dean who had won two challenges as PM.

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Dean was an absolute moron throughout the whole series though.

Offline morla84

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« Reply #522 on: Saturday 7 December 2019, 10:49:42 AM »
I'm fairly sure sugar will know his partner from the start due to the quality of their business plan and background. The type of packaging someone puts on a new perfume, with only a couple of hours to think about it wont have a bearing on his decision. Keep the 'entertaining' people in as long as possible as well to make the show less boring and go with the best business plan at the end. It's easy to appoint someone to improve marketing/sales. It's not easy to be successful if someone bossed every task but had a business plan that didn't stand up tho.

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« Reply #523 on: Saturday 7 December 2019, 08:28:32 PM »
Never mind the knife and fork, just look at the way he is 'wearing' his coat.

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Offline HTT

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« Reply #524 on: Saturday 7 December 2019, 09:41:38 PM »
I'm fairly sure sugar will know his partner from the start due to the quality of their business plan and background. The type of packaging someone puts on a new perfume, with only a couple of hours to think about it wont have a bearing on his decision. Keep the 'entertaining' people in as long as possible as well to make the show less boring and go with the best business plan at the end. It's easy to appoint someone to improve marketing/sales. It's not easy to be successful if someone bossed every task but had a business plan that didn't stand up tho.

Each person entering should have a business plan that stands up and is investable in, but nothing about this show is real anyway. It’s not about business partnerships full stop.
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