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Offline LFEE

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #50 on: Thursday 15 October 2015, 10:03:25 PM »
Some of them struggle to construct a basic sentence.

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« Reply #51 on: Thursday 15 October 2015, 10:25:56 PM »
Tonights show made me think of this


Offline Ian W

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« Reply #52 on: Friday 16 October 2015, 10:51:32 AM »
Underwhelmed so far, they spend far too long in the boardroom and nowhere near long enough on the task.

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« Reply #53 on: Friday 16 October 2015, 12:41:51 PM »
Underwhelmed so far, they spend far too long in the boardroom and nowhere near long enough on the task.

Yeah, its just a grilling rather then actually see a task develop.

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« Reply #54 on: Wednesday 21 October 2015, 09:01:11 PM »
This better be good, I've binned off the Man United match.

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« Reply #55 on: Wednesday 21 October 2015, 09:51:40 PM »
Funny article about The Apprentice in the Metro today by Richard Herring.

Offline Gallowgate Toon

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« Reply #56 on: Wednesday 21 October 2015, 09:59:25 PM »
The blonde with short hair seems like a total prick.

Offline Ian W

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« Reply #57 on: Wednesday 21 October 2015, 10:06:18 PM »
Definitely hottest candidate gone I reckon, possibly level with April.

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« Reply #58 on: Wednesday 21 October 2015, 10:10:34 PM »
Why does April's Jamaican accent keep coming and going?

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« Reply #59 on: Wednesday 21 October 2015, 10:34:28 PM »
Definitely hottest candidate gone I reckon, possibly level with April.

Jenny looked pure filth. A sad day for all.
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« Reply #60 on: Wednesday 21 October 2015, 10:38:06 PM »
Any chance of some completely new tasks?
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Offline Ian W

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« Reply #61 on: Wednesday 21 October 2015, 10:40:56 PM »
Any chance of some completely new tasks?

No, I'm afraid not.

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« Reply #62 on: Wednesday 21 October 2015, 10:41:45 PM »
Definitely hottest candidate gone I reckon, possibly level with April.

Jenny looked pure filth. A sad day for all.

Some tertiary research led me to her Facebook and her tits were extremely ample. Shugs has had a mare.

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« Reply #63 on: Wednesday 21 October 2015, 10:44:33 PM »
Definitely hottest candidate gone I reckon, possibly level with April.

Jenny looked pure filth. A sad day for all.

Some tertiary research led me to her Facebook and her tits were extremely ample. Shugs has had a mare.

f***ing hell. Bloody wonderful.
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« Reply #64 on: Wednesday 21 October 2015, 11:29:39 PM »
The negotiating by the girls is embarrassing. It's pretty much "do us a favour, we're just helpless girls" *coquettish laugh*

Suppose the vendors that fall for it are more embarrassing though.

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« Reply #65 on: Thursday 22 October 2015, 12:11:39 PM »
The blonde with short hair seems like a total prick.

Total nut job.

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« Reply #66 on: Thursday 22 October 2015, 12:59:35 PM »
I swear the third week EVERY YEAR is the standard "you're pointless/you're fired" quiet person going week.

The American bint who was PM deserved not only firing but also a good deportation.
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Offline Jill

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« Reply #67 on: Thursday 22 October 2015, 01:03:30 PM »
Was hoping for a doubler. Surely there has to be one coming, it's inevitable if the tasks keep continuing to be such a shambles.

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« Reply #68 on: Thursday 22 October 2015, 01:39:00 PM »
I swear the third week EVERY YEAR is the standard "you're pointless/you're fired" quiet person going week.

The American bint who was PM deserved not only firing but also a good deportation.

Agreed - not entirely sure what the girl who got fired actually did wrong when you compare her to the PM.  I suppose I only have myself to blame but it gets increasingly frustrating when they fire people solely to keep in people they think make better TV.

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« Reply #69 on: Thursday 22 October 2015, 01:40:57 PM »
I swear the third week EVERY YEAR is the standard "you're pointless/you're fired" quiet person going week.

The American bint who was PM deserved not only firing but also a good deportation.

Agreed - not entirely sure what the girl who got fired actually did wrong when you compare her to the PM.  I suppose I only have myself to blame but it gets increasingly frustrating when they fire people solely to keep in people they think make better TV.

Add to the frustration that we don't know their business plans either. Maybe he already likes the sound of the PM's and wants to give her a chance to get further, which is one of the reasons I preferred it when it was just going for a job.

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« Reply #70 on: Thursday 22 October 2015, 01:53:00 PM »
There are obviously plenty of unrealistic things about this show, but the fact you can get so far only for them to turn around and go, "Oh, right. Yeah. Your business plan is total s***." :lol: Come on.
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Offline Ian W

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« Reply #71 on: Thursday 22 October 2015, 01:54:48 PM »
Don't think it's that stupid TBH, assuming they all have some sort of background in business. Test them out over the 12 weeks or whatever, then out of the best ones choose your favourite business plan.

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« Reply #72 on: Thursday 22 October 2015, 09:22:46 PM »
It's a tired and s*** format these days, but I still watch it for some reason. As a businessman I'd love a no nonsense type show like this but without all the bullshit, based purely on business merits and business stuff. Dragon's Den is decent, but that's going pear shaped as well.
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« Reply #73 on: Friday 23 October 2015, 08:21:27 AM »
I still reckon I'd like to see a version where it's all people who have been in dead end call centre/office jobs etc, who might have loads of common sense and potential but for whatever reason have just never had a chance to shine. I know loads of bright people that could do well on some of the tasks but haven't got the fancy CV to get on the show in the first place.

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« Reply #74 on: Friday 23 October 2015, 01:58:02 PM »
I still reckon I'd like to see a version where it's all people who have been in dead end call centre/office jobs etc, who might have loads of common sense and potential but for whatever reason have just never had a chance to shine. I know loads of bright people that could do well on some of the tasks but haven't got the fancy CV to get on the show in the first place.
That would be a much better watch and better serve the name. Hate the business plan version you have now as Shugs is always gonna go with the best plan not necessarily the best person.
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