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Offline Neil

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The Apprentice
« on: Tuesday 6 October 2015, 12:49:37 PM »
Latest bunch of muppets:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p033hb07/the-apprentice-series-11-meet-the-candidates

Starts Wednesday 15th October

ALL HAIL CLAUDE

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Thomas the Tank Engine is a f***ing c***.

Offline Jill

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday 6 October 2015, 01:07:54 PM »
I was going to make a sweeping prediction that Ella Stevenson will win then I saw her profile says she thinks Taylor Swift is the best businesswoman of the 21st century.

Brett Butler-Smythe has potential to be a massive douche while also being a strong candidate.

Offline Thomson Mouse

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday 6 October 2015, 02:13:52 PM »
I really can't bring myself to watch this c***s shows after his no-one is poor in Britain crap the other week.

Also, it's filled with desperados who just want to get on TV
People should not be afraid of their governments, governments should be afraid of their people.

Offline GeordieMessiah

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday 6 October 2015, 02:16:12 PM »
I'll have no difficulty in boycotting this insult to licence fee-payers masquerading as 'entertainment'. If you want to watch a bunch of clowns, then f*** off to the circus.
Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday 6 October 2015, 02:31:13 PM »
I hate Sugar but I can't stop watching The Apprentice, it's TV gold.

Offline Klaus

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #5 on: Tuesday 6 October 2015, 03:09:38 PM »
I really can't bring myself to watch this c***s shows after his no-one is poor in Britain crap the other week.

Also, it's filled with desperados who just want to get on TV
He basically said that if you own a mobile phone you can't possibly be poor :anguish: the blokes a complete helmet.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday 6 October 2015, 03:12:06 PM »
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Who are the poor these days? You’ve got some people up north and in places like that who are quite poor, but they all have mobile phones, being poor, and they’ve got microwave ovens, being poor, and they’ve got televisions, being poor. Compare that to 60 years ago. If you really want to know what poor is like go and live where I lived in Hackney, where you didn’t have enough money for the electric, didn’t have a shilling for the meter.

CHRIST :lol:

Also:

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He said he only cared out the price of “planes and boats and things like that”, adding: “I don’t know the price of a loaf of bread. I don’t know the price of a pint of milk. I don’t know the price of a dozen eggs. A loaf of bread? No idea.”

:lol: The guy's a f***ing muppet man, so thick.

Offline Ian W

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #7 on: Tuesday 6 October 2015, 03:16:34 PM »
I find it amusing when he reveals how little he knows about marketing and good design during the show TBH. He owns half of Mayfair like, so I'm fairly sure he doesn't give a s***.

Offline TaylorJ_01

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #8 on: Tuesday 6 October 2015, 03:52:40 PM »
I love it :aww:
I am currently happy. Its weekend. Time to unwind after a stressful work days.

Offline Interpolic

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #9 on: Sunday 11 October 2015, 05:10:28 PM »
f***ing hell, what a prick :lol:


Offline sempuki

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #10 on: Sunday 11 October 2015, 05:41:29 PM »
I hate Sugar but I can't stop watching The Apprentice, it's TV gold.
Big fan too.

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #11 on: Sunday 11 October 2015, 05:44:49 PM »
I can't stand Karen Brady or Claude but I'll still be watching it like

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #12 on: Sunday 11 October 2015, 07:56:30 PM »
Karen Brady is sex on legs
Mike Ashley stole my 30's

Offline Interpolic

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #13 on: Sunday 11 October 2015, 10:29:57 PM »
She's f***ing rank :lol:

Offline Pilko

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #14 on: Sunday 11 October 2015, 10:36:18 PM »
Brady looks like more of a bloke than Claude or Sugar like.

Glad to see the thread is kicked off with the usual GM bore comment about licence fees and entertainment and how he's better than everyone who watches this. Does the same criteria apply to contributing to server costs but having to suffer his rubbish, dullard posts?
"Does a struggling salesman start turning up on a bicycle? No, he turns up in a newer car. Perception." - David Brent

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #15 on: Monday 12 October 2015, 09:22:13 AM »
Brady looks like more of a bloke than Claude or Sugar like.

Glad to see the thread is kicked off with the usual GM bore comment about licence fees and entertainment and how he's better than everyone who watches this. Does the same criteria apply to contributing to server costs but having to suffer his rubbish, dullard posts?
:lol: Didn't she marry Paul Whatshisname from Canada?

Offline Northerngimp

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Offline Dr Venkman

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #17 on: Tuesday 13 October 2015, 01:08:20 PM »
Fantastic television.

Offline Jill

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #18 on: Wednesday 14 October 2015, 09:09:11 PM »
I'm sure Sugar's ears have become even more elongated.

Offline Dokko

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #19 on: Wednesday 14 October 2015, 09:11:52 PM »
c***s everywhere....love it  :blush:

Offline Ian W

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #20 on: Wednesday 14 October 2015, 09:20:15 PM »
So many apprentice cliches already! :lol:

Offline Jill

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #21 on: Wednesday 14 October 2015, 09:28:46 PM »
£9 for a salad on the street was never going to work.

Offline Jaqen

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #22 on: Wednesday 14 October 2015, 09:29:03 PM »
£9 a salad :lol:

Offline Ian W

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #23 on: Wednesday 14 October 2015, 09:29:18 PM »
You'll go far in this business Jill.

Offline Jill

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Re: The Apprentice 2015
« Reply #24 on: Wednesday 14 October 2015, 09:38:35 PM »
You'll go far in this business Jill.

What, flogging fish?

You wouldn't catch me in a vegan restaurant.