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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #25 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 10:36:26 AM »
Ivan Toney the next person who does a pun on his name square in the nuts.

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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #26 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 10:54:29 AM »
Up here now to sign according to Sky.

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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #27 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 11:01:31 AM »
If we are looking at playing two upfront and sign another first team striker e.g. Austin, and then get rid of Cisse, then I hope we keep Perez and this kid to start developing as a future pairing. I'm sure he would do more than both Gouffran and a Rivière at this point.
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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #28 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 11:07:14 AM »
If we are looking at playing two upfront and sign another first team striker e.g. Austin, and then get rid of Cisse, then I hope we keep Perez and this kid to start developing as a future pairing. I'm sure he would do more than both Gouffran and a Rivière at this point.

A dead sloth would do more on the pitch than those two. Let alone an alive one.

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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #29 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 11:07:38 AM »
Ivan Toney, score for me Ivan Toney.
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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #30 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 11:12:31 AM »
Ivan Toney

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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #32 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 11:18:24 AM »
If he drives a matt black Ferrari 458 then I have just seen him on the Felling by pass, at least I saw a young black kid with similar hair to Ivan Toney heading in towards Newcastle.

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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #33 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 11:19:51 AM »
f***ing hope not.

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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #34 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 11:20:59 AM »
I am 80% sure it was him, he was stopped in traffic as I was heading the opposite direction.

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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #35 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 11:27:32 AM »
If he drives a matt black Ferrari 458 then I have just seen him on the Felling by pass, at least I saw a young black kid with similar hair to Ivan Toney heading in towards Newcastle.

Why would he be on the Felling bypass?
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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #36 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 11:34:19 AM »
If he drives a matt black Ferrari 458 then I have just seen him on the Felling by pass, at least I saw a young black kid with similar hair to Ivan Toney heading in towards Newcastle.

Why would he be on the Felling bypass?

Well he doesn't want to be in Felling like.
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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #37 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 11:34:47 AM »
He was felling a bit lost

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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #38 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 11:36:03 AM »
Well, From Doncaster he will have taken the A1M North and then taken the A194 from Washington Services, following this road up to the end and taking a left at the roundabout locates you on the Felling Bypass which then takes you in towards the Tyne Bridge.

Of course there are many other potential routes including a train so maybe I am wrong with my ID, I did say only 80% certain....

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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #39 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 11:38:41 AM »
Well, From Doncaster he will have taken the A1M North and then taken the A194 from Washington Services, following this road up to the end and taking a left at the roundabout locates you on the Felling Bypass which then takes you in towards the Tyne Bridge.

Of course there are many other potential routes including a train so maybe I am wrong with my ID, I did say only 80% certain....
Crap SatNav? Hope he doesn't have a Ferrari...

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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #40 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 11:40:19 AM »
Might be excellent Sat Nav if it spotted huge traffic delays on the A1M Western Bypass towards the Redheugh Bridge route into Town and redirected him....

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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #41 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 11:40:41 AM »
He must have stolen the car because I cannot see a player at his age in a league 2 team driving a 458!

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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #42 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 11:43:49 AM »
Stereotyping of young black man in stolen Ferrari shock!!

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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #43 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 11:48:50 AM »
Toney! Toney! Tone!
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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #44 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 11:59:20 AM »
thought the discussion of airport arrivals was a new low but discussing SatNav directions from Northampton beats it

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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #45 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 12:01:48 PM »
A league two club would pay him about £500pw. If he's managed to afford a Ferrari on that, good luck to him.

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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #46 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 12:05:49 PM »
If he was having an awkward journey, his TomTom could have found him an alternative route 5 minutes faster that may have taken him past the Felling bypass. Or not. Who really f***ing cares?

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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #47 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 12:06:17 PM »
Maybe his mam bought him an experience day for Christmas?

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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #48 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 12:08:27 PM »
You've really done it now toney...

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Re: Ivan Toney recalled following injury to Papiss Cisse; injured
« Reply #49 on: Friday 31 July 2015, 12:26:45 PM »
I'm sure people will start hating him if takes chances that local lad Adam could have had