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Offline The College Dropout

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #50 on: Saturday 2 January 2016, 02:01:16 PM »
Good point on Soccer Saturday. When he was making those early gitters and the big mistake - none of the other more experienced lads came up to him to talk to him.

Offline Ronaldo

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #51 on: Saturday 2 January 2016, 02:30:09 PM »
Good point on Soccer Saturday. When he was making those early gitters and the big mistake - none of the other more experienced lads came up to him to talk to him.

What the f*** do you expect, leadership?

Offline Figures 1-0 Football

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #52 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 08:58:18 PM »
Needs to make a good save early on to sort out his confidence.

That being said, a Premier League goalkeeper shouldn't be or play like a scared child.
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Offline La Parka

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #53 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 08:58:46 PM »
 Oh god. :(

Time to prove us all wrong I guess...  :frantic:

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #54 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 09:24:54 PM »
What's with the dead beaver on his head though? Shouldn't it earn him a booking to bring that to the pitch?
Has the same do as buzz from home alone and I hate him for it


please save us, buzz.

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #55 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 09:37:26 PM »
Come on, Lieutenant Fistpumps.

Offline Figures 1-0 Football

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #56 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 09:39:40 PM »
What's with the dead beaver on his head though? Shouldn't it earn him a booking to bring that to the pitch?
Has the same do as buzz from home alone and I hate him for it


please save us, buzz.

:lol:
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Offline triggs

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #57 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 09:42:16 PM »
Forgot how s*** his hair was like
"Lots of young fellas runnin' around in shorts, that's the kind of think you like looking at, and I bet you like that too, only you're probably imagining what they'd look like without shorts, you're sitting there imagining that with a big smile on your face, ya dirty fecker"

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #58 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 09:43:45 PM »
This is the man we are entrusting with keeping the nets in our most vital relegation fight ever

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #59 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 10:05:48 PM »

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #60 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 10:08:27 PM »
"You're just a shiter Steven Taylor . . ."

Offline Bimpy474

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #61 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 10:08:34 PM »
Woodman please, not this bloke.

Offline Mole_Toonfan

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #62 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 10:08:39 PM »
So he's Taylor with a comb-over, that's just grand.

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #63 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 10:10:27 PM »
Woodman please, not this bloke.

Genuine question, why? Surely Darlow must be at least as good as Elliot.

Offline triggs

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #64 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 10:14:50 PM »
Woodman please, not this bloke.

Genuine question, why? Surely Darlow must be at least as good as Elliot.
Why must he be as good as Elliot? Elliot isn't that bad, and Darlow was considerably worse in the game he played
"Lots of young fellas runnin' around in shorts, that's the kind of think you like looking at, and I bet you like that too, only you're probably imagining what they'd look like without shorts, you're sitting there imagining that with a big smile on your face, ya dirty fecker"

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #65 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 10:17:26 PM »
Woodman please, not this bloke.

Genuine question, why? Surely Darlow must be at least as good as Elliot.

Have you seen his hair, man? The hair.  :yuno:

Offline colinmk

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #66 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 10:17:58 PM »
I have absolutely no doubt that Rafa will have that hair removed if this guy has to play to in goals again.

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #67 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 10:19:45 PM »

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #68 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 10:21:38 PM »
So he's Taylor with a comb-over, that's just grand.



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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #69 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 10:28:09 PM »
Hang on, is that NOT Steven Taylor? :lol:

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #70 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 10:29:30 PM »
s***. Worth half a point on the Relegationometer. Crisp-packet-wrists MkII IMO.

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #71 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 10:29:56 PM »
This is the man we are entrusting with keeping the nets in our most vital relegation fight ever




Offline Hanshithispantz

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #72 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 10:30:26 PM »
This is the man we are entrusting with keeping the nets in our most vital relegation fight ever


Like, there's absolutely nothing wrong with this picture though :lol: He's a good looking lad when not channelling his inner ladykiller.

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #73 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 10:32:32 PM »
Hang on, is that NOT Steven Taylor? :lol:

Nope. Minipumps.

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #74 on: Tuesday 29 March 2016, 10:33:25 PM »
Just needs to pile a ton of gel and slick it back like Perez and he'll be areet, obviously.
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too