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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #25 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 07:17:33 PM »

He'd be a young kid to Mick if he was 55.

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« Reply #26 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 07:18:16 PM »
25 year old with 120 games played in his career. Fair to say he's got enough experience that he can't be using that as an excuse for some shocking keeping today.

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« Reply #27 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 07:19:27 PM »
25 year old with 120 games played in his career. Fair to say he's got enough experience that he can't be using that as an excuse for some shocking keeping today.

To be honest, I thought that he was 18 or something like that.  :lol:
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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #28 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 07:20:01 PM »
To be expected when he's barely played, other than a League Cup game (?) and for the stiffs.

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #29 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 07:28:15 PM »
25 year old with 120 games played in his career. Fair to say he's got enough experience that he can't be using that as an excuse for some shocking keeping today.

To be honest, I thought that he was 18 or something like that.  :lol:

Thought so too. He was incredibly bad.
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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #30 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 07:39:25 PM »
Some strange reason he seemed to gain confidence after his mistake if anything. Actually did nothing wrong after that calamity, which was about his 5th in the game to that point.

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #31 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 07:50:43 PM »
He's a young kid who made a few mistakes, he'll need to get over today and learn from it.
He's 25
He'd be a young kid to Mick if he was 55.

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #32 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 07:53:31 PM »
25 is quite young for a keeper, they often don't get starts at the top level until that age. Was a shame today, no idea how good he actually is but he made a couple of decent stops and probably didn't benefit from being thrown in at the last minute. Some of the worst kicking I've ever seen, mind.

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #33 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 08:22:27 PM »
He's a young kid who made a few mistakes, he'll need to get over today and learn from it.
He's 25
He'd be a young kid to Mick if he was 55.

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #34 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 08:28:23 PM »
He had a howler of a game. It actually p*ssed me off that, after throwing the game away, he then tried to not be s***.

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #35 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 08:45:47 PM »
Nerves got the better of him, it happens. Hopefully he can move on from it and build on his first premiership appareance.


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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #36 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 09:02:37 PM »
Nerves got the better of him, it happens. Hopefully he can move on from it and build on his first premiership appareance.



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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #37 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 09:23:41 PM »

Shan that like, Mick is the biggest hope for immortality that we have ever had as a human race.

The human race might as well give up on immortality if that's the case.
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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #38 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 09:33:54 PM »
He made Steve Hardwick look like Gorden Banks today.. what a nightmare

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« Reply #39 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 09:34:28 PM »
He made Steve Hardwick look like Gorden Banks today.. what a nightmare

He didn't. :lol:
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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #40 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 10:18:57 PM »
What's with the dead beaver on his head though? Shouldn't it earn him a booking to bring that to the pitch?

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« Reply #41 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 11:31:57 PM »
Some strange reason he seemed to gain confidence after his mistake if anything. Actually did nothing wrong after that calamity, which was about his 5th in the game to that point.

Aye, I noticed that as well, odd but a bit encouraging.

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #42 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 11:33:15 PM »
His name is too close to Ken Barlow ever to be taken seriously.

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #43 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 11:35:28 PM »
What's with the dead beaver on his head though? Shouldn't it earn him a booking to bring that to the pitch?
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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #44 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 11:56:11 PM »
I can't see a future for a keeper with a do like that, has to get it cut.

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #45 on: Monday 28 December 2015, 11:58:40 PM »
It's gone down really well in Hackney Wick FWIW.

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #46 on: Tuesday 29 December 2015, 12:11:42 AM »
Some strange reason he seemed to gain confidence after his mistake if anything. Actually did nothing wrong after that calamity, which was about his 5th in the game to that point.

Aye, I noticed that as well, odd but a bit encouraging.
It's obviously because of his class mental strength techniques.

"What techniques do you employ to make sure you stay focused for the full 90 minutes?"

"Normally just set myself a target to get through to 45 minutes preferably with a clean sheet, if not and I let a goal in then I’m determined to make it just that one goal, if another goal goes in then just to make it two goals and so on and so forth. Then just carry on through the match"
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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #47 on: Tuesday 29 December 2015, 12:35:07 AM »
Forgot about that gem of a quote [emoji38]

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #48 on: Tuesday 29 December 2015, 09:17:30 AM »
Brought back memories of Jak Alnwick.

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Re: Karl Darlow
« Reply #49 on: Tuesday 29 December 2015, 10:51:20 AM »
Some strange reason he seemed to gain confidence after his mistake if anything. Actually did nothing wrong after that calamity, which was about his 5th in the game to that point.

Aye, I noticed that as well, odd but a bit encouraging.
It's obviously because of his class mental strength techniques.

"What techniques do you employ to make sure you stay focused for the full 90 minutes?"

"Normally just set myself a target to get through to 45 minutes preferably with a clean sheet, if not and I let a goal in then I’m determined to make it just that one goal, if another goal goes in then just to make it two goals and so on and so forth. Then just carry on through the match"

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