
Ridiculous pie, that.
When I used to work at the service station, I asked a fat scot whether he'd like any veg with his Steak and Ale Pie with Chips and Gravy, he looked at me like I had just offered to s*** on his plate

. I said 'It comes included'. He replied 'Well, actually then, can you stick a wee drop of that macaroni cheese on then?'
'No, Sir. Macaroni cheese is a main meal, not a vegetable.'
He was f***ing raging, like. Who thinks pasta is a vegetable? Fat c***.