Topic: "What are you eating?" aka Loki's carnival of filth

[Tooj]

Had a haggis and macaroni cheese pie earlier on.

I was in Scotland so total Disco klaxan alert.

[Disco]

My Dad pure buzzes of Macaroni pies for some reason. Very odd both that a) it's a dish and that b) anyone would scran them.

[Jimburst]

Ridiculous pie, that.

When I used to work at the service station, I asked a fat scot whether he'd like any veg with his Steak and Ale Pie with Chips and Gravy, he looked at me like I had just offered to s*** on his plate . I said 'It comes included'. He replied 'Well, actually then, can you stick a wee drop of that macaroni cheese on then?'

'No, Sir. Macaroni cheese is a main meal, not a vegetable.'

He was f***ing raging, like. Who thinks pasta is a vegetable? Fat c***.

[loki679]

The Scots just eat food properly.  Don't give a s*** if it's not 'meant' to go together, if it tastes good then f*** it.  All the best food comes when you're p*ssed an just chucking stuff you find in the fridge together anyway, they just based their national cuisine off that technique.

[TaylorJ_01]

Ridiculous pie, that.

When I used to work at the service station, I asked a fat scot whether he'd like any veg with his Steak and Ale Pie with Chips and Gravy, he looked at me like I had just offered to s*** on his plate . I said 'It comes included'. He replied 'Well, actually then, can you stick a wee drop of that macaroni cheese on then?'

'No, Sir. Macaroni cheese is a main meal, not a vegetable.'

He was f***ing raging, like. Who thinks pasta is a vegetable? Fat c***.

[Disco]

Ridiculous pie, that.

When I used to work at the service station, I asked a fat scot whether he'd like any veg with his Steak and Ale Pie with Chips and Gravy, he looked at me like I had just offered to s*** on his plate . I said 'It comes included'. He replied 'Well, actually then, can you stick a wee drop of that macaroni cheese on then?'

'No, Sir. Macaroni cheese is a main meal, not a vegetable.'

He was f***ing raging, like. Who thinks pasta is a vegetable? Fat c***.

Genuine lols here.

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

 

[Andymc1]

Just had a takeaway from Piazza Latina on Low Fell. Had potato skins and quesadillas, absolutely superb - just what I needed for a bit of a last supper before I go back to healthy eating tomorrow.

[Al Moody]

This, on everything:



Currently eating it on my pasta at work. My girlfriend bought me a case for xmas

[Tomato Deuce]

[Kanji]

said f*** it this morning...

[jotenko]

I'm eating low carb rice cookies, sugar free yogurt and an apple.

Am I gay?

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Are you attracted to men or women?

[firetotheworks]

Ah, the triforce of homosexuality. Rice Cookies, Yogurt and Apples.

[jotenko]

I like women, surely.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

I like women, surely.

You're not gay then, no matter how many apples you eat.

[jotenko]

I like women, surely.

You're not gay then, no matter how many apples you eat.

You must be a funny person to hang out with. 

[TaylorJ_01]

Only if you're gay.

[jotenko]

Only if you're gay.

Oh really? You don't have fun with your friends?

[Disco]

said f*** it this morning...

passing through Schipol in a couple of weeks, better have time to pick some up.

[Jimburst]

They do em in Lidl, love a cheeky stroop.

[cubaricho]

said f*** it this morning...

Stroopwafels are the s***.

[Tomato Deuce]

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Eats About 821 Pounds Of Cod Per Year

[TBG]

Roughly how many Fish Fingers is that?

[Kanji]

said f*** it this morning...

passing through Schipol in a couple of weeks, better have time to pick some up.

I realized I posted the caramel one, I had the original and now I want the caramel one and Cocoa. Might pick up another today. They're so awesome.