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Offline Mike

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Re: What are you eating?
« Reply #3775 on: Sunday 9 June 2019, 02:50:57 am »
But seriously, if it’s trying to be meat, coat it in oil and cook it how you usually would.

If it’s breaded and full of vegetables then you should grill it. I’m not sure how you Americans say it but yeah not directly on the heat.

You know what? I'm actually impressed with these. They looked like pure turds in the bag, but they taste quite a bit like shitty hamburgers. Vegan burgers and cauliflower fries. Meal sounds like a suicide note but it was pretty f***ing good. Fair play, planties.

Offline loki679

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« Reply #3776 on: Sunday 9 June 2019, 03:14:56 am »
‘Look like turds and taste like s*** burgers.’

‘Pretty f***ing good.’

:lol:
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Re: What are you eating?
« Reply #3777 on: Sunday 9 June 2019, 04:00:54 am »
:lol: Their appearance considered I was amazed that they were edible.

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« Reply #3778 on: Sunday 9 June 2019, 04:18:36 am »
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Re: What are you eating?
« Reply #3779 on: Sunday 9 June 2019, 05:29:43 pm »
These are legit. Possibly a tad heavy on the pickle side but still.


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Re: What are you eating?
« Reply #3780 on: Friday 14 June 2019, 02:04:01 am »

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Re: What are you eating?
« Reply #3781 on: Friday 14 June 2019, 02:26:29 am »
I've not eaten meat in two months.  I feel like I'm meant to go on about how amazing I feel and what a great change it's been, but honestly I still feel like s*** and am seriously considering packing it in and going to Burger King.

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« Reply #3782 on: Friday 14 June 2019, 02:37:00 am »
:lol: Wouldn't mind a stacker king tbh.

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Re: What are you eating?
« Reply #3783 on: Friday 14 June 2019, 02:47:55 am »
y'all got any Del Tacos nearby?



liberally apply hot sauce. it's absolutely gorgeous.

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Re: What are you eating?
« Reply #3784 on: Friday 14 June 2019, 02:58:32 am »
s*** Kati roll tbh.

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Re: What are you eating?
« Reply #3785 on: Friday 14 June 2019, 03:05:53 am »
y'all got any Del Tacos nearby?



liberally apply hot sauce. it's absolutely gorgeous.

Unfortunately the nearest one is next to a Chick-Fil-A, so I'll never find out unless I'm nearby on a Sunday.

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« Reply #3786 on: Friday 14 June 2019, 11:16:05 am »
I've not eaten meat in two months.  I feel like I'm meant to go on about how amazing I feel and what a great change it's been, but honestly I still feel like s*** and am seriously considering packing it in and going to Burger King.

Classic placebo effect, see friends saying 2 weeks without meat and I feel better than ever.  Doesn't work like that.

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« Reply #3787 on: Friday 14 June 2019, 11:16:53 am »
I've not eaten meat in two months.  I feel like I'm meant to go on about how amazing I feel and what a great change it's been, but honestly I still feel like s*** and am seriously considering packing it in and going to Burger King.

I'd try just eating meat twice a week or something, so that you still manage to get variation in your diet before going cold turkey. You need some decent recipes and lifestyle changes behind to do it properly and keep well fed. If you mainly got your sustenance from things that gave you gout, you'll have a long way to go before you can be vegetarian :lol:
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Re: What are you eating?
« Reply #3788 on: Friday 14 June 2019, 11:18:33 am »
y'all got any Del Tacos nearby?



liberally apply hot sauce. it's absolutely gorgeous.

Unfortunately the nearest one is next to a Chick-Fil-A, so I'll never find out unless I'm nearby on a Sunday.

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Offline loki679

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« Reply #3789 on: Friday 14 June 2019, 11:30:22 am »
I've not eaten meat in two months.  I feel like I'm meant to go on about how amazing I feel and what a great change it's been, but honestly I still feel like s*** and am seriously considering packing it in and going to Burger King.

I'd try just eating meat twice a week or something, so that you still manage to get variation in your diet before going cold turkey. You need some decent recipes and lifestyle changes behind to do it properly and keep well fed. If you mainly got your sustenance from things that gave you gout, you'll have a long way to go before you can be vegetarian :lol:

I was vegetarian for 17 years. Feels no different eating meat than not.
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Offline Jimburst

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Re: What are you eating?
« Reply #3790 on: Friday 14 June 2019, 02:31:05 pm »
You almost certainly eat a well rounded diet with no need for meat, or sufficient vegetarian recipes that supply the amount of nutrients needed sans meat.
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« Reply #3791 on: Friday 14 June 2019, 03:15:59 pm »
I've not eaten meat in two months.  I feel like I'm meant to go on about how amazing I feel and what a great change it's been, but honestly I still feel like s*** and am seriously considering packing it in and going to Burger King.

I'd try just eating meat twice a week or something, so that you still manage to get variation in your diet before going cold turkey. You need some decent recipes and lifestyle changes behind to do it properly and keep well fed. If you mainly got your sustenance from things that gave you gout, you'll have a long way to go before you can be vegetarian :lol:

Still eat fish, wouldn't dream of becoming a proper vegetarian. 

Offline Ian W

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Re: What are you eating?
« Reply #3792 on: Friday 14 June 2019, 03:28:51 pm »
I’m sure you can be healthy or unhealthy no matter whether you eat meat. That seems pretty obvious.

Offline loki679

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« Reply #3793 on: Friday 14 June 2019, 05:06:27 pm »
You almost certainly eat a well rounded diet with no need for meat, or sufficient vegetarian recipes that supply the amount of nutrients needed sans meat.

Nah, bollocks, ate crap then, eat crap now.  No difference at all.
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Offline Jimburst

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« Reply #3794 on: Monday 17 June 2019, 11:13:50 am »
I've not eaten meat in two months.  I feel like I'm meant to go on about how amazing I feel and what a great change it's been, but honestly I still feel like s*** and am seriously considering packing it in and going to Burger King.

I'd try just eating meat twice a week or something, so that you still manage to get variation in your diet before going cold turkey. You need some decent recipes and lifestyle changes behind to do it properly and keep well fed. If you mainly got your sustenance from things that gave you gout, you'll have a long way to go before you can be vegetarian :lol:

Still eat fish, wouldn't dream of becoming a proper vegetarian. 

:lol: So you're still eating meat, and the most healthy variety of meat. It's probably nothing to do with your diet.
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Offline Tyne81

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« Reply #3795 on: Monday 17 June 2019, 11:23:30 am »
I'm currently in the middle of a 4 week red meat abstinence. Last gasp effort to get rid of a bit of a kite for my hols. I'm a savage with red meat could easily eat it twice daily. I'm still eating chicken and fish and hovering around 3000 cals a day, but feel more knackered then normal. This also could be down to hammering my workouts.

Don't know how much truth there is in red meat taking over 3 weeks to clear your digestive system and the process in how your body stores it but worth a punt.

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« Reply #3796 on: Monday 17 June 2019, 02:11:09 pm »
I've not eaten meat in two months.  I feel like I'm meant to go on about how amazing I feel and what a great change it's been, but honestly I still feel like s*** and am seriously considering packing it in and going to Burger King.

I'd try just eating meat twice a week or something, so that you still manage to get variation in your diet before going cold turkey. You need some decent recipes and lifestyle changes behind to do it properly and keep well fed. If you mainly got your sustenance from things that gave you gout, you'll have a long way to go before you can be vegetarian :lol:

Still eat fish, wouldn't dream of becoming a proper vegetarian. 

:lol: So you're still eating meat, and the most healthy variety of meat. It's probably nothing to do with your diet.

It's not proper meat though.  It's like the diet coke of meat.

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Re: What are you eating?
« Reply #3797 on: Monday 17 June 2019, 05:10:04 pm »
Jerk chicken in a couple of hours. I've spatchcocked it and made an approximation of Jerk marinade.

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« Reply #3798 on: Monday 17 June 2019, 05:54:17 pm »
pervert

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Re: What are you eating?
« Reply #3799 on: Monday 17 June 2019, 06:54:29 pm »
I've not eaten meat in two months.  I feel like I'm meant to go on about how amazing I feel and what a great change it's been, but honestly I still feel like s*** and am seriously considering packing it in and going to Burger King.

I'd try just eating meat twice a week or something, so that you still manage to get variation in your diet before going cold turkey. You need some decent recipes and lifestyle changes behind to do it properly and keep well fed. If you mainly got your sustenance from things that gave you gout, you'll have a long way to go before you can be vegetarian :lol:

Still eat fish, wouldn't dream of becoming a proper vegetarian. 

:lol: So you're still eating meat, and the most healthy variety of meat. It's probably nothing to do with your diet.

It's not proper meat though.  It's like the diet coke of meat.
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