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Offline Kid Icarus

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #25 on: Wednesday 18 March 2015, 10:52:29 pm »
The Van Gaal 's*** a windmill' one man. :lol:
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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #26 on: Wednesday 18 March 2015, 10:53:50 pm »
Everyone read the Gerrard one in a Scouse accent though, right?
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Offline chicken little

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #27 on: Wednesday 18 March 2015, 11:36:22 pm »
nah i put on a rastaman voice when i read it

Offline bigfella

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #28 on: Wednesday 18 March 2015, 11:55:56 pm »
Fuckin Phil Thompson "self immolating" in the car park  ;D  ;D  ;D

and Gene Wilder's face in the "memes" one  :laugh:

Offline Wullie

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #29 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 12:01:17 am »
This one is amazing, the bloke with the sign. :mackems:

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Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #30 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 12:13:56 am »
redknapps face again, and i just noticed the f***ing dildo on his car seat :lol:
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline Belfast Mags

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #31 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 12:40:37 am »
"Nihilistic arsehole jamboree" :lol: :lol:
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Offline Nobody

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #32 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 12:43:37 am »
Best one yet :lol:

Offline B-more Mag

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Offline newsted

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #34 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 01:09:11 am »
"Nihilistic arsehole jamboree" :lol: :lol:

:lol: Yeah, that one got me too. He's good.
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Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #35 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 01:35:40 am »
"you earthlings have literally no concept of banter do you?" :lol:
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline Interpolic

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #36 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 04:15:05 am »


:lol: Class that, man.  This guy's a genius we haven't even been aware of, he's far more cynical than any journalist going.

Offline geordiesteve710

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #37 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 07:17:52 am »


"I always suspected that Dennis Wise would play a part in the destruction of the human race"

Incapacitated at that. Genius.

 
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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #38 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 07:17:53 am »
A light has gone out.

Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #39 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 07:41:46 am »
There's a paddlin one with Keane and his beard as well :lol:
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline Pilko

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #40 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 07:56:55 am »
Get the guitar, Shay :lol: :lol: f*** me that's incredible.
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Offline joeyt

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #41 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 09:26:24 am »


Ridiculous that no one on this forum has posted him before the Poyet sacking

Offline Ian W

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #42 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 09:30:10 am »
Get the guitar, Shay :lol: :lol: f*** me that's incredible.

I don't get this bit :(

Offline joeyt

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #43 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 09:31:10 am »
I think its related to the Office when Brent asks Gareth to get him his guitar. May be way off though

Offline Northerngimp

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #44 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 09:33:49 am »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Kaizero

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #45 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 09:35:46 am »
My favourite so far, perhaps only because of the explanation in text at the end :lol:



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Offline Nobody

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #46 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 09:35:56 am »
I think its related to the Office when Brent asks Gareth to get him his guitar. May be way off though
That's how I understood it as well :lol:

Offline Pilko

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #47 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 09:39:12 am »
It is, Shay is wearing Tim's "Hat FM" cap as well which is just f***ing amazing. Was in tears at it earlier :lol:
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Offline Peppe

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #48 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 09:48:56 am »
They are very well drawn but also very "meh". Haven't found any of them funny, maybe it's an English thing and and I don't understand what makes them funny :dontknow:
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Offline joeyt

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Re: The wonderful work of David Squires
« Reply #49 on: Thursday 19 March 2015, 10:12:34 am »


"I always suspected that Dennis Wise would play a part in the destruction of the human race"

Incapacitated at that. Genius.

 

Just noticed Moyseh getting crisps off a fan :lol: