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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #50 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 12:24:12 pm »
Nah man. She actually photographs pretty well after a quick browse. But just nah. A thousand times nah.
This is sooooo the wrong attitude to have. It needs to happen. I'm sorry, it just does.
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #51 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 12:34:40 pm »
Aye, come on. It's not like any of us would be c***s enough to abuse her. Just a quick deek :D

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #52 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 12:37:34 pm »
Suck a cock tease, Yorkie.

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« Reply #54 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 01:05:10 pm »
It's obviously been said before but f***ing repeats man. I love Friends and noticed that it's on Comedy Central a lot. I watched a fair amount of it yesterday and stuck it on again today only to see that it's the exact same episodes as 24 hours ago. f***ing disgrace.
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #55 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 01:16:56 pm »
Nah man. She actually photographs pretty well after a quick browse. But just nah. A thousand times nah.
This is sooooo the wrong attitude to have. It needs to happen. I'm sorry, it just does.
I don't mean post photographs, btw. I mean you have to hit that. I mean, why wouldn't you?! She blatantly will, too.
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #56 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 01:35:47 pm »
Yeah, hit it.
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #57 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 01:59:34 pm »
Comfy chairs, beer, and doom. Humanity's future is an early 90s LAN party.

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« Reply #58 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 03:19:14 pm »
Going to watch a football video on YT and the only videos available are ones with horrific effects and terrible music. Is there a reason for that? Does it void the copyright or some s***?
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #59 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 03:30:03 pm »
The Unit ffs. :anguish:
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #60 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 03:30:11 pm »
Nah man. She actually photographs pretty well after a quick browse. But just nah. A thousand times nah.
This is sooooo the wrong attitude to have. It needs to happen. I'm sorry, it just does.
I don't mean post photographs, btw. I mean you have to hit that. I mean, why wouldn't you?! She blatantly will, too.

f***ing Steve Bruce, man. Would kill to have him here.

He's one of the best managers in the Premier League tbh. It's a shame Hull didn't progress in Europe this year because part of me can still see Bruce here one day, and it would be good if he had European experience by that point. As a manager he's done well wherever he has been, apart from the Mackems, which was obviously an horrendous appointment.

He doesn't f***ing deserve it.

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #61 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 03:33:43 pm »
The Unit ffs. :anguish:

:lol: I laugh, but my third year house was known as "Pink Palace" (subsequently "The Palace") because a) it was pink and b) that was the name of the wi-fi hotspot when we moved in.
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #62 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 03:47:05 pm »
 :lol:

A subsequent pet hate, when people refer to their car as "The Beast"

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #63 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 03:47:38 pm »
Sure I've done it myself mind.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #64 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 03:55:03 pm »
:lol: Aye, all those people I've met who name their car....

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #65 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 04:01:30 pm »
:lol:

A subsequent pet hate, when people refer to their car as "The Beast"

Only worked for Jimmy Savile really.

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« Reply #66 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 04:02:16 pm »
There are plenty of those people about like.
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #67 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 04:15:22 pm »
I can't believe how lightly Yorkie has gotten away with A) having pole dancing lessons. B) claiming to have been good at it. :lol:
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #68 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 04:49:58 pm »
I'm canny class at pole dancing as well, tbf.
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #69 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 09:42:17 pm »
The fact I was f***ing class at it only made matters worse

:lol: :lol:

Definitely the best part of the whole thing. :lol: :lol:

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This is still funny, burst out laughing at work thinking about it. :lol:
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« Reply #70 on: Wednesday 17 December 2014, 09:44:27 pm »
"I remember back in '14 when I had two pole dancing lessons and almost started a career in it, I was that amazing. Then, a walk back to The Unit and a semi-attractive egomaniac was walking around in her bra and panties; I even contemplated maybe having sex with her at times. Good days."
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #71 on: Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:28:18 am »
Having a lush bath then a really messy s*** like an hour later.

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #72 on: Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:37:49 am »
It's called the unit because it's a unit, not a house or a flat or a dorm.

Seriously though, lads, none of you would have gone anywhere near her. Lass was utterly repugnant. One lad did and she never left him alone, like, ever.

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #73 on: Thursday 18 December 2014, 03:42:08 am »
Yeah, hit it.

She's back in Glasgow now anyway. Thank f***.

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« Reply #74 on: Thursday 18 December 2014, 07:14:27 am »
Yeah, hit it.

She's back in Glasgow now anyway. Thank f***.

Where? I'm heading over to Scotland today.
"This is a new currency and payment network built by ex-PayPal guys, called Initiative Q. The Q currency is currently being allocated for free if you are invited by an existing member.
The idea is that if millions of people join, Q could become a leading payment network, and, according to well-known economic models, that means the value of the reward would be around $130,000.
The amount you reserve decreases every day, and each member has a limited number of invites. You can use my invite link here:
https://initiativeq.com/invite/BEi7Ix0sQ
(Don’t worry. No funny stuff. You just need to give your name and email and your spot is reserved)."