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Offline bobbydazzla

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« Reply #18325 on: Wednesday 9 September 2020, 09:16:09 PM »
Wonder if Billie Piper still lets gadgies sniff lines of toot off of her norks

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« Reply #18326 on: Thursday 10 September 2020, 09:27:37 AM »
Wonder if Billie Piper still lets gadgies sniff lines of toot off of her norks

Why did I not know this was an option?

Offline bobbydazzla

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« Reply #18327 on: Thursday 10 September 2020, 10:36:10 AM »
Wonder if Billie Piper still lets gadgies sniff lines of toot off of her norks

Why did I not know this was an option?

Never heard of Chazbaps ?

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« Reply #18328 on: Thursday 10 September 2020, 11:40:03 AM »
I hadn't. :lol: Tbf it looks like I was about 10 when it came out based on the earliest reference I could see on Google.

Offline Super Duper Branko Strupar

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« Reply #18329 on: Thursday 10 September 2020, 05:38:53 PM »
The 1 minute lock on my work PC WHILST I'M AT HOME!!

Asked if we could get it sacked off, to be told, "No it's in our ISO". Cretins.

Figured this out. Open WMP, play a short video on silent, put on repeat, minimise WMP.

Mint.
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Offline Disco

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« Reply #18330 on: Thursday 10 September 2020, 06:00:50 PM »
Looking forward to the Bollywood edition of this gripping tale.

Offline Mike

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« Reply #18331 on: Sunday 13 September 2020, 11:32:38 PM »
:lol: Got a song stuck in my head and I'm dying to hear it but f*** I don't have any lyrics, and no clue who the artist is. It's a f***ing jam, too. f***'s sake.

edit: :sweetjesus:


Offline BottledDog

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« Reply #18332 on: Tuesday 15 September 2020, 11:42:41 AM »
'...is for the birds'

No idea why, but the sudden popularity of this phrase, especially in politics, riles me up something rotten.
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Offline Wullie

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« Reply #18333 on: Tuesday 15 September 2020, 11:44:16 AM »
:lol: Sorry.
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Offline BottledDog

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« Reply #18334 on: Tuesday 15 September 2020, 12:43:21 PM »
O0 :lol:
"Newcastle is a strange club and I don't know what else you can say about them" - Ferguson.

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« Reply #18335 on: Tuesday 15 September 2020, 12:51:30 PM »
'...is for the birds'

No idea why, but the sudden popularity of this phrase, especially in politics, riles me up something rotten.

This is a phenomenon which has so far escaped me.  What sort of context is it used in?

Offline Wullie

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« Reply #18336 on: Tuesday 15 September 2020, 01:00:08 PM »
The idea that people are just going to go "back to normal" en masse at some point is for the birds imo.

It's kind of like, ridiculous, not to be taken seriously. Stephen Bush from the New Statesman says it quite a lot which is probably where I picked it up. :lol:
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Offline OpenC

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« Reply #18337 on: Tuesday 15 September 2020, 01:01:35 PM »

Hmm.  Will have to have a long and successful run before it gets on the same level as "ducks in a row" for me, but can see how it has the potential to develop into a pet hate

Offline Kimbo

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« Reply #18338 on: Tuesday 15 September 2020, 01:32:11 PM »
Wow, I hate “for the birds” as well. I’ve noticed it’s popular among the journalists that are always popping up on news channels. I hate “it’s a nonsense” too. If it’s nonsense just say “it’s nonsense”.

Offline Super Duper Branko Strupar

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« Reply #18339 on: Sunday 20 September 2020, 03:17:23 PM »
s*** people that flap about the f***ing simplest of situations.

Case in point. Im near the back of a rather large queue in Morrisons. Watching people arrive to find the size of it act all like "Oh, look at this! What are we meant to do now?!

Wait. You f***ing troglodyte.
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Offline Mike

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« Reply #18340 on: Sunday 20 September 2020, 03:22:24 PM »
:lol: You wait on the line and bitch about the line. That's the play, everyone knows it. You bitch about the person at the checkout and what they've bought and how unimportant it is, then you become the dipshit at the checkout and all your new friends are suddenly enemies. Been this way 1000's of years.

Offline leffe186

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« Reply #18341 on: Sunday 20 September 2020, 03:27:01 PM »
:lol: You wait on the line and bitch about the line. That's the play, everyone knows it. You bitch about the person at the checkout and what they've bought and how unimportant it is, then you become the dipshit at the checkout and all your new friends are suddenly enemies. Been this way 1000's of years.

You don't bitch about what they've bought, you bitch about how they're buying it. Like, it's an old person, who suddenly remembers they need to actually get money out and pay for the stuff when the cashier asks them, then they have to get it out of their enormous purse, then there are hundreds of coupons, then they're paying by check, then they have to write it out by hand, then the price of tinned salmon or whatever is wrong etc etc
Obviously, I'm speaking of a hypothetical world in which there is a greater club than Tottenham.

Offline Mike

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« Reply #18342 on: Sunday 20 September 2020, 03:28:30 PM »
[emoji38] You wait on the line and bitch about the line. That's the play, everyone knows it. You bitch about the person at the checkout and what they've bought and how unimportant it is, then you become the dipshit at the checkout and all your new friends are suddenly enemies. Been this way 1000's of years.

You don't bitch about what they've bought, you bitch about how they're buying it. Like, it's an old person, who suddenly remembers they need to actually get money out and pay for the stuff when the cashier asks them, then they have to get it out of their enormous purse, then there are hundreds of coupons, then they're paying by check, then they have to write it out by hand, then the price of tinned salmon or whatever is wrong etc etc
[emoji38] Aye.

"If this lady suddenly has coupons I'm gonna be on the f***ing news."


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« Reply #18343 on: Sunday 20 September 2020, 03:32:33 PM »
:lol: old woman reaching for a change purse for a $5.99 total

Offline Super Duper Branko Strupar

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« Reply #18344 on: Sunday 20 September 2020, 03:42:44 PM »
[emoji38] You wait on the line and bitch about the line. That's the play, everyone knows it. You bitch about the person at the checkout and what they've bought and how unimportant it is, then you become the dipshit at the checkout and all your new friends are suddenly enemies. Been this way 1000's of years.

You don't bitch about what they've bought, you bitch about how they're buying it. Like, it's an old person, who suddenly remembers they need to actually get money out and pay for the stuff when the cashier asks them, then they have to get it out of their enormous purse, then there are hundreds of coupons, then they're paying by check, then they have to write it out by hand, then the price of tinned salmon or whatever is wrong etc etc
[emoji38] Aye.

"If this lady suddenly has coupons I'm gonna be on the f***ing news."

:lol:

Heard a fat angry woman go "im not queuing in this". :lol: Areet. See ya pet. Off you waddle.
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Offline Mike

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« Reply #18345 on: Sunday 20 September 2020, 04:26:01 PM »
[emoji38] old woman reaching for a change purse for a $5.99 total
[emoji38] Got irrationally wound up visualizing it.

Offline OpenC

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« Reply #18346 on: Sunday 20 September 2020, 06:14:02 PM »

Offline leffe186

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« Reply #18347 on: Sunday 20 September 2020, 06:17:22 PM »
Oh God yes. Although you could probably just pick it up and hoy it over the fence.
Obviously, I'm speaking of a hypothetical world in which there is a greater club than Tottenham.

Offline Mike

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« Reply #18348 on: Sunday 20 September 2020, 06:22:25 PM »
Mr Bean would f*** that car up.

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« Reply #18349 on: Sunday 20 September 2020, 07:04:19 PM »
[emoji38] old woman reaching for a change purse for a $5.99 total
[emoji38] Got irrationally wound up visualizing it.
That's why I try and shop in Poundland where possible.  It has saved many lives.