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Offline YankeeToon

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17575 on: Sunday 10 November 2019, 05:04:39 AM »

Offline Troll

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17576 on: Sunday 10 November 2019, 10:24:35 PM »
I mean you wouldn't call it a dick sandwich if the central ingredient wasn't dick. If the dicks were the bread then every normal sandwich would be called a bread sandwich.

Classic Gen X pigheadedness on show here.

With the sort of stuff Loki cooks, it's probably sweet and sour dick, sandwiched between two pizzas, covered in beans.

Stuff like this?



Get back to picking up your toes.

:lol:  No, stuff like this.

3 portions of nuggets, 3 portions of fries, 2 tins of beans, tuna pizza in a bowl (not a dog bowl).

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17577 on: Monday 11 November 2019, 10:23:14 PM »
Having a s*** in a cold bathroom.
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« Reply #17578 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 01:37:21 AM »
Genuinely detest Brexitcast. How many times is Cuntsberg going to point out that she's humbly siting in the back of a van in a car park just outside Edinburgh?

We know it's the car park to a 5* hotel you f***ing slack-jawed hag.

Offline Disco

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« Reply #17579 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:06:55 AM »
Consistently s*** posters are my pet hate.

Offline morla84

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« Reply #17580 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 06:07:25 AM »
Shouldn't hate yourself x

Offline BlufPurdi

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17581 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 01:56:23 PM »
People who use their mobiles like f***ing morons.  Like, they talk into the literal bottom of it, held at a right angle from their mouth, then when they want to hear they do something similar with their ear and the other end.  Whatever happened to using phones properly?  They do realise you can have the mouthpiece at your mouth and the ear bit there at the same time right? 

It's clear I'm missing something really cool, young and hip, but they're also f***ing c***s either way.
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Offline mrmojorisin75

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« Reply #17582 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:00:10 PM »
People who use their mobiles like f***ing morons.  Like, they talk into the literal bottom of it, held at a right angle from their mouth, then when they want to hear they do something similar with their ear and the other end.  Whatever happened to using phones properly?  They do realise you can have the mouthpiece at your mouth and the ear bit there at the same time right? 

It's clear I'm missing something really cool, young and hip, but they're also f***ing c***s either way.

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Offline Jimburst

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17583 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:00:43 PM »
People who use their mobiles like f***ing morons.  Like, they talk into the literal bottom of it, held at a right angle from their mouth, then when they want to hear they do something similar with their ear and the other end.  Whatever happened to using phones properly?  They do realise you can have the mouthpiece at your mouth and the ear bit there at the same time right? 

It's clear I'm missing something really cool, young and hip, but they're also f***ing c***s either way.

:lol: Aye, total freaks.
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« Reply #17584 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:01:18 PM »
People who use their mobiles like f***ing morons.  Like, they talk into the literal bottom of it, held at a right angle from their mouth, then when they want to hear they do something similar with their ear and the other end.  Whatever happened to using phones properly?  They do realise you can have the mouthpiece at your mouth and the ear bit there at the same time right? 

It's clear I'm missing something really cool, young and hip, but they're also f***ing c***s either way.

Hmm, I get you. But maybe it facilitates better communication. If nobody is listening whist speaking, they won't hear anybody's interruptions.  Once people realise that their interruptions are ignored they might start listening.

It does come across as slightly ignorant, but it could, theoretically work to eliminate ignorance.

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17585 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:04:42 PM »
People who use their mobiles like f***ing morons.  Like, they talk into the literal bottom of it, held at a right angle from their mouth, then when they want to hear they do something similar with their ear and the other end.  Whatever happened to using phones properly?  They do realise you can have the mouthpiece at your mouth and the ear bit there at the same time right? 

It's clear I'm missing something really cool, young and hip, but they're also f***ing c***s either way.


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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17586 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:07:51 PM »
Who doesn't miss winding the cord around your finger as your excuses fall on deaf ears.

Offline neesy111

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« Reply #17587 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:12:28 PM »
People who use their mobiles like f***ing morons.  Like, they talk into the literal bottom of it, held at a right angle from their mouth, then when they want to hear they do something similar with their ear and the other end.  Whatever happened to using phones properly?  They do realise you can have the mouthpiece at your mouth and the ear bit there at the same time right? 

It's clear I'm missing something really cool, young and hip, but they're also f***ing c***s either way.

:clap:

Offline BlufPurdi

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17588 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:15:16 PM »
Thank f*** actually.  Genuinely thought I was missing out on the latest cool way of doing life. :lol:
You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.
We ourselves are responsible for our own happiness and misery. We create our own Heaven. We create our own Hell. We are the architects of our own fate.
Student says " I am very discouraged. What should I do?" Master says, "encourage others."
We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
It takes a wise man to learn from his mistakes, but an even wiser man to learn from others.
This is what should be done. By one who is skilled in goodness, and who knows the path of peace: Let them be able and upright, straightforward and gentle in speech. Humble and not conceited, contented and easily satisfied. Unburdened with duties and frugal in their ways. Peaceful and calm, and wise and skillful, not proud and demanding in nature. Let them not do the slightest thing that the wise would later reprove.

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17589 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:30:21 PM »
People who use their mobiles like f***ing morons.  Like, they talk into the literal bottom of it, held at a right angle from their mouth, then when they want to hear they do something similar with their ear and the other end.  Whatever happened to using phones properly?  They do realise you can have the mouthpiece at your mouth and the ear bit there at the same time right? 

It's clear I'm missing something really cool, young and hip, but they're also f***ing c***s either way.

:clap:
Yeah c***s that walk around like that with it on speaker phone outside.

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« Reply #17590 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:47:17 PM »
People who use their mobiles like f***ing morons.  Like, they talk into the literal bottom of it, held at a right angle from their mouth, then when they want to hear they do something similar with their ear and the other end.  Whatever happened to using phones properly?  They do realise you can have the mouthpiece at your mouth and the ear bit there at the same time right? 

It's clear I'm missing something really cool, young and hip, but they're also f***ing c***s either way.

Hmm, I get you. But maybe it facilitates better communication. If nobody is listening whist speaking, they won't hear anybody's interruptions.  Once people realise that their interruptions are ignored they might start listening.

It does come across as slightly ignorant, but it could, theoretically work to eliminate ignorance.

CB radio was the same, and they banned that.

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17591 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 08:25:48 AM »
People who use their mobiles like f***ing morons.  Like, they talk into the literal bottom of it, held at a right angle from their mouth, then when they want to hear they do something similar with their ear and the other end.  Whatever happened to using phones properly?  They do realise you can have the mouthpiece at your mouth and the ear bit there at the same time right? 

It's clear I'm missing something really cool, young and hip, but they're also f***ing c***s either way.

Holy s*** yes! I thought it was just me that noticed these wacko motherfuckers.

Offline chopey

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« Reply #17592 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 10:56:46 AM »
My wife conducts all her phone calls on speaker
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Offline STM

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« Reply #17593 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 03:36:02 PM »
My brother sends me voice messages. Not just one, like 3 or 4 in a row. Of course I cant just listen to them in public as it may well be private stuff.

What happened to just sending a text message. Hes married to an American. I blame her.

Edit: when I say voice messages I dont mean voicemail, I mean voice messages through WhatsApp.
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Offline neesy111

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« Reply #17594 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 03:47:59 PM »
Edit: when I say voice messages I dont mean voicemail, I mean voice messages through WhatsApp.

Absolutely hate people who call via WhatsApp.

Offline Greg

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« Reply #17595 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 03:48:41 PM »
My brother sends me voice messages. Not just one, like 3 or 4 in a row. Of course I cant just listen to them in public as it may well be private stuff.

What happened to just sending a text message. Hes married to an American. I blame her.

Edit: when I say voice messages I dont mean voicemail, I mean voice messages through WhatsApp.

Get some headphones. Can be useful when you've got a lot to say.

Offline Greg

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« Reply #17596 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 03:50:07 PM »
Edit: when I say voice messages I dont mean voicemail, I mean voice messages through WhatsApp.

Absolutely hate people who call via WhatsApp.

Why?

Can be better audio call quality than phone if on wifi and is free if you are for example on the other side of the world and said call isn't within your package.

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17597 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 03:55:13 PM »
paying for "extra cheese" on a pizza is the biggest scam around

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« Reply #17598 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 05:03:58 PM »
Anybody who asks for extra cheese deserves to be scammed.

Offline BlufPurdi

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17599 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 05:25:18 PM »
paying for "extra cheese" on a pizza is the biggest scam around

Still, it's better than watching a girl you've just started seeing whip out the cheddar cheese and grate disproportionate amount of cheese all over the thing. :huff:
You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.
We ourselves are responsible for our own happiness and misery. We create our own Heaven. We create our own Hell. We are the architects of our own fate.
Student says " I am very discouraged. What should I do?" Master says, "encourage others."
We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
It takes a wise man to learn from his mistakes, but an even wiser man to learn from others.
This is what should be done. By one who is skilled in goodness, and who knows the path of peace: Let them be able and upright, straightforward and gentle in speech. Humble and not conceited, contented and easily satisfied. Unburdened with duties and frugal in their ways. Peaceful and calm, and wise and skillful, not proud and demanding in nature. Let them not do the slightest thing that the wise would later reprove.