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Offline YankeeToon

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17575 on: Sunday 10 November 2019, 05:04:39 AM »

Offline Troll

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17576 on: Sunday 10 November 2019, 10:24:35 PM »
I mean you wouldn't call it a dick sandwich if the central ingredient wasn't dick. If the dicks were the bread then every normal sandwich would be called a bread sandwich.

Classic Gen X pigheadedness on show here.

With the sort of stuff Loki cooks, it's probably sweet and sour dick, sandwiched between two pizzas, covered in beans.

Stuff like this?



Get back to picking up your toes.

:lol:  No, stuff like this.

3 portions of nuggets, 3 portions of fries, 2 tins of beans, tuna pizza in a bowl (not a dog bowl).

Offline Super Duper Branko Strupar

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17577 on: Monday 11 November 2019, 10:23:14 PM »
Having a s*** in a cold bathroom.
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Offline sadnesstan

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17578 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 01:37:21 AM »
Genuinely detest Brexitcast. How many times is Cuntsberg going to point out that she's humbly siting in the back of a van in a car park just outside Edinburgh?

We know it's the car park to a 5* hotel you f***ing slack-jawed hag.

Offline Disco

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17579 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:06:55 AM »
Consistently s*** posters are my pet hate.

Offline morla84

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17580 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 06:07:25 AM »
Shouldn't hate yourself x

Offline BlufPurdi

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17581 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 01:56:23 PM »
People who use their mobiles like f***ing morons.  Like, they talk into the literal bottom of it, held at a right angle from their mouth, then when they want to hear they do something similar with their ear and the other end.  Whatever happened to using phones properly?  They do realise you can have the mouthpiece at your mouth and the ear bit there at the same time right? 

It's clear I'm missing something really cool, young and hip, but they're also f***ing c***s either way.
Making mistakes is how you learn.
Every generation must fight the same battles again and again and again. There is no final victory, and there is no final defeat, and so a little bit of history may help.
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That is why no one with power likes democracy and that is why every generation must struggle to win it and keep it – including you and me, here and now.

Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17582 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:00:10 PM »
People who use their mobiles like f***ing morons.  Like, they talk into the literal bottom of it, held at a right angle from their mouth, then when they want to hear they do something similar with their ear and the other end.  Whatever happened to using phones properly?  They do realise you can have the mouthpiece at your mouth and the ear bit there at the same time right? 

It's clear I'm missing something really cool, young and hip, but they're also f***ing c***s either way.

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Offline Jimburst

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17583 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:00:43 PM »
People who use their mobiles like f***ing morons.  Like, they talk into the literal bottom of it, held at a right angle from their mouth, then when they want to hear they do something similar with their ear and the other end.  Whatever happened to using phones properly?  They do realise you can have the mouthpiece at your mouth and the ear bit there at the same time right? 

It's clear I'm missing something really cool, young and hip, but they're also f***ing c***s either way.

:lol: Aye, total freaks.
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Offline sadnesstan

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17584 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:01:18 PM »
People who use their mobiles like f***ing morons.  Like, they talk into the literal bottom of it, held at a right angle from their mouth, then when they want to hear they do something similar with their ear and the other end.  Whatever happened to using phones properly?  They do realise you can have the mouthpiece at your mouth and the ear bit there at the same time right? 

It's clear I'm missing something really cool, young and hip, but they're also f***ing c***s either way.

Hmm, I get you. But maybe it facilitates better communication. If nobody is listening whist speaking, they won't hear anybody's interruptions.  Once people realise that their interruptions are ignored they might start listening.

It does come across as slightly ignorant, but it could, theoretically work to eliminate ignorance.

Offline B-more Mag

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17585 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:04:42 PM »
People who use their mobiles like f***ing morons.  Like, they talk into the literal bottom of it, held at a right angle from their mouth, then when they want to hear they do something similar with their ear and the other end.  Whatever happened to using phones properly?  They do realise you can have the mouthpiece at your mouth and the ear bit there at the same time right? 

It's clear I'm missing something really cool, young and hip, but they're also f***ing c***s either way.


Offline sadnesstan

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17586 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:07:51 PM »
Who doesn't miss winding the cord around your finger as your excuses fall on deaf ears.

Offline neesy111

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17587 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:12:28 PM »
People who use their mobiles like f***ing morons.  Like, they talk into the literal bottom of it, held at a right angle from their mouth, then when they want to hear they do something similar with their ear and the other end.  Whatever happened to using phones properly?  They do realise you can have the mouthpiece at your mouth and the ear bit there at the same time right? 

It's clear I'm missing something really cool, young and hip, but they're also f***ing c***s either way.

:clap:

Offline BlufPurdi

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17588 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:15:16 PM »
Thank f*** actually.  Genuinely thought I was missing out on the latest cool way of doing life. :lol:
Making mistakes is how you learn.
Every generation must fight the same battles again and again and again. There is no final victory, and there is no final defeat, and so a little bit of history may help.
“What power have you got? Where did you get it from? In whose interests do you exercise it? To whom are you accountable? And how can we get rid of you?” If you cannot get rid of the people who govern you, you do not live in a democratic system.
That is why no one with power likes democracy and that is why every generation must struggle to win it and keep it – including you and me, here and now.

Offline Gorilla

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17589 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:30:21 PM »
People who use their mobiles like f***ing morons.  Like, they talk into the literal bottom of it, held at a right angle from their mouth, then when they want to hear they do something similar with their ear and the other end.  Whatever happened to using phones properly?  They do realise you can have the mouthpiece at your mouth and the ear bit there at the same time right? 

It's clear I'm missing something really cool, young and hip, but they're also f***ing c***s either way.

:clap:
Yeah c***s that walk around like that with it on speaker phone outside.

Offline sadnesstan

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17590 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 02:47:17 PM »
People who use their mobiles like f***ing morons.  Like, they talk into the literal bottom of it, held at a right angle from their mouth, then when they want to hear they do something similar with their ear and the other end.  Whatever happened to using phones properly?  They do realise you can have the mouthpiece at your mouth and the ear bit there at the same time right? 

It's clear I'm missing something really cool, young and hip, but they're also f***ing c***s either way.

Hmm, I get you. But maybe it facilitates better communication. If nobody is listening whist speaking, they won't hear anybody's interruptions.  Once people realise that their interruptions are ignored they might start listening.

It does come across as slightly ignorant, but it could, theoretically work to eliminate ignorance.

CB radio was the same, and they banned that.

Offline La Parka

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17591 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 08:25:48 AM »
People who use their mobiles like f***ing morons.  Like, they talk into the literal bottom of it, held at a right angle from their mouth, then when they want to hear they do something similar with their ear and the other end.  Whatever happened to using phones properly?  They do realise you can have the mouthpiece at your mouth and the ear bit there at the same time right? 

It's clear I'm missing something really cool, young and hip, but they're also f***ing c***s either way.

Holy s*** yes! I thought it was just me that noticed these wacko motherfuckers.

Offline chopey

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17592 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 10:56:46 AM »
My wife conducts all her phone calls on speaker
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Offline STM

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17593 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 03:36:02 PM »
My brother sends me voice messages. Not just one, like 3 or 4 in a row. Of course I cant just listen to them in public as it may well be private stuff.

What happened to just sending a text message. Hes married to an American. I blame her.

Edit: when I say voice messages I dont mean voicemail, I mean voice messages through WhatsApp.
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Offline neesy111

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17594 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 03:47:59 PM »
Edit: when I say voice messages I dont mean voicemail, I mean voice messages through WhatsApp.

Absolutely hate people who call via WhatsApp.

Offline Greg

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17595 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 03:48:41 PM »
My brother sends me voice messages. Not just one, like 3 or 4 in a row. Of course I cant just listen to them in public as it may well be private stuff.

What happened to just sending a text message. Hes married to an American. I blame her.

Edit: when I say voice messages I dont mean voicemail, I mean voice messages through WhatsApp.

Get some headphones. Can be useful when you've got a lot to say.

Offline Greg

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« Reply #17596 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 03:50:07 PM »
Edit: when I say voice messages I dont mean voicemail, I mean voice messages through WhatsApp.

Absolutely hate people who call via WhatsApp.

Why?

Can be better audio call quality than phone if on wifi and is free if you are for example on the other side of the world and said call isn't within your package.

Offline thomas

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17597 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 03:55:13 PM »
paying for "extra cheese" on a pizza is the biggest scam around

Offline sadnesstan

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17598 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 05:03:58 PM »
Anybody who asks for extra cheese deserves to be scammed.

Offline BlufPurdi

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17599 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 05:25:18 PM »
paying for "extra cheese" on a pizza is the biggest scam around

Still, it's better than watching a girl you've just started seeing whip out the cheddar cheese and grate disproportionate amount of cheese all over the thing. :huff:
Making mistakes is how you learn.
Every generation must fight the same battles again and again and again. There is no final victory, and there is no final defeat, and so a little bit of history may help.
“What power have you got? Where did you get it from? In whose interests do you exercise it? To whom are you accountable? And how can we get rid of you?” If you cannot get rid of the people who govern you, you do not live in a democratic system.
That is why no one with power likes democracy and that is why every generation must struggle to win it and keep it – including you and me, here and now.