Topic: Your Pet Hates

[Ian W]

Baguettes will be worth 200 hectares of land come October 31st.

I'll fight in the Brexitdome for them, don't need no land.

We don’t need another hero.

[SheikhShearer]

Adverts where someone lifts up an item of food and holds it in front of their face for ages while smiling at it. See that new McDonalds advert for the double quarter pounder.

[Si]

Adverts where someone lifts up an item of food and holds it in front of their face for ages while smiling at it. See that new McDonalds advert for the double quarter pounder.

The only people doing that are cannibals

[sadnesstan]

Stacey Dooley "Nowbody andastands wot these gows av bin froo" f*** off.

Joey Essex on "celebrity" masterchef. vez an erb cowd toim? f*** off.

Leaving BBC on when MOTD finishes.

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

Diss the Stacey Dooley and I will take your kneecaps.

[thomas]

Corporate customer service replies that start off with s*** like "We're so sorry that ...". Okay stop there. You're not sorry. You're definitely not "so sorry". "So sorry" is for accidentally running over someone's foot or hearing their house burned down. The over-the-topness of it makes it sound patronizing and fake. Consumers now are hyper cynical as to big business caring anyway, it's so ridiculous. We know you don't truly care.

I'm just writing to complain about being charged for queso in the online order and the local Chipotle being out of queso when I got there. Just say "Hey sorry for the frustration, we'll follow up with the gang of retards who staff your local Chipotle and ask them why they were out of queso at 3pm on a Saturday. That definitely shouldn't happen. In the meantime here is a refund for the charge and a coupon for free chips."

See also customer service replies that start with "oh no!". "oh no!" is for children who drop their ice cream or topple their tinkertoys tower. Please just talk to me like I'm an adult.

[leffe186]

I dunno - as long as it ends with “we’ll follow up with the retards and in the meantime here’s your refund” then I don’t really mind how it starts.

[Pilko]

Some young lad (about 15, 16) tried to push his way onto the Metro this morning before anyone could get off. He walked into some hard Ross Kemp lookalike who picked him up by the front of his coat and carried him out of the carraige

That's a pet hate of mine wonderfully denied by a member of the public.

[sadnesstan]

Diss the Stacey Dooley and I will take your kneecaps.

I just did.

[newsted]

Some young lad (about 15, 16) tried to push his way onto the Metro this morning before anyone could get off. He walked into some hard Ross Kemp lookalike who picked him up by the front of his coat and carried him out of the carriage

That's a pet hate of mine wonderfully denied by a member of the public.

I'm all for this.

[Si]

Some young lad (about 15, 16) tried to push his way onto the Metro this morning before anyone could get off. He walked into some hard Ross Kemp lookalike who picked him up by the front of his coat and carried him out of the carriage

That's a pet hate of mine wonderfully denied by a member of the public.

I'm all for this.

Agreed

[Ian W]

On the tube I sometimes just ease people back onto the platform. Especially old ladies, they’re the easiest.

[Yorkie]

Diss the Stacey Dooley and I will take your kneecaps.

I just did.

You're right about Joey Essex though. Cannot abide the phony stupid act.

[newsted]

On the tube I sometimes just ease people back onto the platform. Especially old ladies, they’re the easiest.

So you bully old ladies? I didn't have you down as that.

[Si]

On the tube I sometimes just ease people back onto the platform. Especially old ladies, they’re the easiest.

So you bully old ladies? I didn't have you down as that.

Think of it more as course correction

[Mike]

If someone said one of us was groping pensioners on the tube I think the smart money would have been on Hans.

[thomas]

people here who rush in to elevators like that before anyone's gotten off sends the blood boiling. rude little ratdicks.

[Ian W]

On the tube I sometimes just ease people back onto the platform. Especially old ladies, they’re the easiest.

So you bully old ladies? I didn't have you down as that.

Think if it more as course correction

Yeah, I more just leave my shoulder in on people and make it so they can’t board the train. Mainly the old and weak, as I said.

[mrmojorisin75]

The behaviour of people at a baggage carousel in airports. Worst of humanity right there.

[neesy111]

The behaviour of people at a baggage carousel in airports. Worst of humanity right there.

I raise you a large group in a confined space, absolutely no spacial awareness for anyone else.

[Tyne81]

c***s like this and everything they embody

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/new-craze-sees-mums-daughters-16762097

[Ian W]

Eh? Looks fun and it’s not permanent, what’s the problem?

[Ian W]

The behaviour of people at a baggage carousel in airports. Worst of humanity right there.

Always go hand luggage only for a normal holiday.

[sadnesstan]

c***s like this and everything they embody

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/new-craze-sees-mums-daughters-16762097

I don't have a problem with parents and children painting their bodies, but there's no need to associate it with tattoos.

[Ian W]

I mean, tattoos are quite a big thing, I’d be amazed if most kids haven’t asked for one.