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Offline Ian W

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17225 on: Monday 12 August 2019, 08:47:40 AM »
Baguettes will be worth 200 hectares of land come October 31st.

I'll fight in the Brexitdome for them, don't need no land.

We don’t need another hero.

Offline SheikhShearer

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« Reply #17226 on: Saturday 17 August 2019, 07:20:20 PM »
Adverts where someone lifts up an item of food and holds it in front of their face for ages while smiling at it. See that new McDonalds advert for the double quarter pounder.

Offline Si

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« Reply #17227 on: Saturday 17 August 2019, 07:36:12 PM »
Adverts where someone lifts up an item of food and holds it in front of their face for ages while smiling at it. See that new McDonalds advert for the double quarter pounder.

The only people doing that are cannibals :lol:
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Offline sadnesstan

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« Reply #17228 on: Sunday 18 August 2019, 01:04:12 AM »
Stacey Dooley "Nowbody andastands wot these gows av bin froo" f*** off.

Joey Essex on "celebrity" masterchef. vez an erb cowd toim? f*** off.

Leaving BBC on when MOTD finishes.

Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #17229 on: Sunday 18 August 2019, 01:37:52 AM »
Diss the Stacey Dooley and I will take your kneecaps.
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make

Offline thomas

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« Reply #17230 on: Sunday 18 August 2019, 02:32:02 AM »
Corporate customer service replies that start off with s*** like "We're so sorry that ...". Okay stop there. You're not sorry. You're definitely not "so sorry". "So sorry" is for accidentally running over someone's foot or hearing their house burned down. The over-the-topness of it makes it sound patronizing and fake. Consumers now are hyper cynical as to big business caring anyway, it's so ridiculous. We know you don't truly care.

I'm just writing to complain about being charged for queso in the online order and the local Chipotle being out of queso when I got there. Just say "Hey sorry for the frustration, we'll follow up with the gang of retards who staff your local Chipotle and ask them why they were out of queso at 3pm on a Saturday. That definitely shouldn't happen. In the meantime here is a refund for the charge and a coupon for free chips."

See also customer service replies that start with "oh no!". "oh no!" is for children who drop their ice cream or topple their tinkertoys tower. Please just talk to me like I'm an adult.

Offline leffe186

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« Reply #17231 on: Sunday 18 August 2019, 09:08:07 AM »
I dunno - as long as it ends with “we’ll follow up with the retards and in the meantime here’s your refund” then I don’t really mind how it starts.
Obviously, I'm speaking of a hypothetical world in which there is a greater club than Tottenham.

Offline Pilko

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« Reply #17232 on: Sunday 18 August 2019, 11:10:33 AM »
Some young lad (about 15, 16) tried to push his way onto the Metro this morning before anyone could get off. He walked into some hard Ross Kemp lookalike who picked him up by the front of his coat and carried him out of the carraige :lol:

That's a pet hate of mine wonderfully denied by a member of the public.
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Offline sadnesstan

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« Reply #17233 on: Sunday 18 August 2019, 11:30:37 AM »
Diss the Stacey Dooley and I will take your kneecaps.

I just did.

Online newsted

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« Reply #17234 on: Sunday 18 August 2019, 12:10:29 PM »
Some young lad (about 15, 16) tried to push his way onto the Metro this morning before anyone could get off. He walked into some hard Ross Kemp lookalike who picked him up by the front of his coat and carried him out of the carriage :lol:

That's a pet hate of mine wonderfully denied by a member of the public.

:lol: I'm all for this.
:) As you were.

Offline Si

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« Reply #17235 on: Sunday 18 August 2019, 12:15:34 PM »
Some young lad (about 15, 16) tried to push his way onto the Metro this morning before anyone could get off. He walked into some hard Ross Kemp lookalike who picked him up by the front of his coat and carried him out of the carriage :lol:

That's a pet hate of mine wonderfully denied by a member of the public.

:lol: I'm all for this.

Agreed
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Offline Ian W

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« Reply #17236 on: Sunday 18 August 2019, 12:43:45 PM »
On the tube I sometimes just ease people back onto the platform. Especially old ladies, they’re the easiest.

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« Reply #17237 on: Sunday 18 August 2019, 12:45:23 PM »
Diss the Stacey Dooley and I will take your kneecaps.

I just did.

You're right about Joey Essex though. Cannot abide the phony stupid act.

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« Reply #17238 on: Sunday 18 August 2019, 01:44:27 PM »
On the tube I sometimes just ease people back onto the platform. Especially old ladies, they’re the easiest.

So you bully old ladies? I didn't have you down as that.
:) As you were.

Offline Si

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« Reply #17239 on: Sunday 18 August 2019, 02:21:58 PM »
On the tube I sometimes just ease people back onto the platform. Especially old ladies, they’re the easiest.

So you bully old ladies? I didn't have you down as that.

Think of it more as course correction
« Last Edit: Sunday 18 August 2019, 06:23:08 PM by Si »
Bearings Straight!

Offline Mike

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« Reply #17240 on: Sunday 18 August 2019, 04:12:27 PM »
If someone said one of us was groping pensioners on the tube I think the smart money would have been on Hans.

Offline thomas

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« Reply #17241 on: Sunday 18 August 2019, 04:29:57 PM »
:lol: people here who rush in to elevators like that before anyone's gotten off sends the blood boiling. rude little ratdicks.

Offline Ian W

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« Reply #17242 on: Sunday 18 August 2019, 05:55:42 PM »
On the tube I sometimes just ease people back onto the platform. Especially old ladies, they’re the easiest.

So you bully old ladies? I didn't have you down as that.

Think if it more as course correction

Yeah, I more just leave my shoulder in on people and make it so they can’t board the train. Mainly the old and weak, as I said.

Offline mrmojorisin75

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« Reply #17243 on: Monday 19 August 2019, 08:02:25 AM »
The behaviour of people at a baggage carousel in airports. Worst of humanity right there.
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline neesy111

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« Reply #17244 on: Monday 19 August 2019, 10:52:35 AM »
The behaviour of people at a baggage carousel in airports. Worst of humanity right there.

I raise you a large group in a confined space, absolutely no spacial awareness for anyone else.

Offline Tyne81

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Offline Ian W

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« Reply #17246 on: Monday 19 August 2019, 12:06:04 PM »
Eh? Looks fun and it’s not permanent, what’s the problem?

Offline Ian W

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« Reply #17247 on: Monday 19 August 2019, 12:06:32 PM »
The behaviour of people at a baggage carousel in airports. Worst of humanity right there.

Always go hand luggage only for a normal holiday.

Offline sadnesstan

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« Reply #17248 on: Monday 19 August 2019, 12:14:46 PM »
c***s like this and everything they embody

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/new-craze-sees-mums-daughters-16762097

I don't have a problem with parents and children painting their bodies, but there's no need to associate it with tattoos.

Offline Ian W

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« Reply #17249 on: Monday 19 August 2019, 12:47:41 PM »
I mean, tattoos are quite a big thing, I’d be amazed if most kids haven’t asked for one.