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Online Sima

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16500 on: Saturday 12 January 2019, 08:38:12 pm »
Is this the emergence of The Slipper Council?

Offline Kid Icarus

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« Reply #16501 on: Saturday 12 January 2019, 08:40:08 pm »
:lol: Here, you could propel yourself around my floors using your tongue. What's going on your floors to need slippers to keep your feet clean? You wanna look at hoovering your carpets once in a while, mate. Not on, that.

You realise everyone's reading all these attempted burns knowing fine well that you don't wash yourself regularly, aye? :lol:
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« Reply #16502 on: Saturday 12 January 2019, 08:41:24 pm »

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« Reply #16503 on: Saturday 12 January 2019, 09:41:45 pm »
:lol: Here, you could propel yourself around my floors using your tongue. What's going on your floors to need slippers to keep your feet clean? You wanna look at hoovering your carpets once in a while, mate. Not on, that.

You realise everyone's reading all these attempted burns knowing fine well that you don't wash yourself regularly, aye? :lol:

Everyone would be wrong.
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16504 on: Saturday 12 January 2019, 09:43:49 pm »
I rock these bad boys.


Go full bread with your slipper game.


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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16505 on: Saturday 12 January 2019, 10:02:20 pm »
I rock these bad boys.


They look really comfy tbf. Would wear

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16506 on: Saturday 12 January 2019, 10:07:23 pm »
They look like something an RPG character would wear. I dig.

Online Si

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16507 on: Saturday 12 January 2019, 10:08:46 pm »
Can't understand why you would deny yourself comfort.
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Offline Troll

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« Reply #16508 on: Saturday 12 January 2019, 10:44:49 pm »
When the purge comes to address the over population of our planet, slipper wearers will be first.

:lol: Bet your feet are blacker than mine.

:lol: Maybe, but I'm at least not seen as asexual.

:lol:  It's not the slippers that make people not want to touch you.

Offline Disco

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« Reply #16509 on: Sunday 13 January 2019, 08:48:01 am »
Got some Stormfront themed slippers, f***ing class.

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Offline Darth Crooks

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« Reply #16510 on: Sunday 13 January 2019, 08:59:06 am »
Asexual? I’m spanking the ass of all the local poontang with my right slipper and casually skipping it back on to join the left to finish watching Vera day and night. Asexual. Asexual goddamn tyrannosaurus is right you f***ing wetsocked chumps.


Offline Yorkie

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16511 on: Sunday 13 January 2019, 09:18:22 am »
I used to live in a house with an EPC rating of G, and tiled floors everywhere. My knees literally hurt from the transference of cold from the bottom of my bare feet on a morning. The slippers I got that Christmas were a Godsend.

Offline STM

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« Reply #16512 on: Sunday 13 January 2019, 09:33:00 am »
The tiled floor was presumably a mental institution.
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« Reply #16513 on: Sunday 13 January 2019, 11:05:00 am »
The tiled floor was presumably a mental institution.

:lol:

Online geordiedean

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« Reply #16514 on: Tuesday 15 January 2019, 03:01:53 am »
:thup:

I don't mind Homes Under the Hammer.

At least the people on there know what they're doing unlike the people on Escape to the Country. f***ers are looking for a house outside of London then complain about the commute time to London, how small their 20 acre garden is and that the Dingles aren't the regulars at the not rustic enough local village pub. f*** off.

All those property shows really get up my nose. Rich people showing off how much money they've got.

"Alfie and Charlotte are 22 and looking for their first property, with a modest budget of £750,000"

f*** off.

Always wondered how these f***s have got all this money when they seem to do nothing or don't have super high profile jobs to sustain having a budget of 750k for a house.
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Offline Tomato Deuce

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« Reply #16515 on: Tuesday 15 January 2019, 03:32:57 am »
:thup:

I don't mind Homes Under the Hammer.

At least the people on there know what they're doing unlike the people on Escape to the Country. f***ers are looking for a house outside of London then complain about the commute time to London, how small their 20 acre garden is and that the Dingles aren't the regulars at the not rustic enough local village pub. f*** off.

All those property shows really get up my nose. Rich people showing off how much money they've got.

"Alfie and Charlotte are 22 and looking for their first property, with a modest budget of £750,000"

f*** off.

Always wondered how these f***s have got all this money when they seem to do nothing or don't have super high profile jobs to sustain having a budget of 750k for a house.

They have mom and dad’s money

Offline Kid Icarus

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« Reply #16516 on: Tuesday 15 January 2019, 11:54:20 am »
Really simple stuff like the examples below being somehow misunderstood, leading to bureaucratic pedantry.

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Maintenance account number:                   "

Fee Account number:                  1a2BZ234zJ5678z
Maintenance account number:            as above

It would be fair enough if they were typed out and I could just copy and paste, but when you have to hand write like 50 forms it's a massive pain in the arse having to write out the same complex information instead of the recipient just using what I presumed was basic common sense.
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« Reply #16517 on: Tuesday 15 January 2019, 04:31:14 pm »
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/police-identify-body-pulled-water-15681920

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After hearing news of his death, a number of people have been leaving condolence messages on social media.

One man said on Facebook: "So sad RIP. Such short life. Thoughts are with family."

Another wrote: "Very sad. Didn't know him but RIP and condolences to his family and friends."

And one message read: "Rest in peace Paul. Very sad news."

Pointless and lazy journalism
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Offline Kid Icarus

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« Reply #16518 on: Tuesday 15 January 2019, 04:32:57 pm »
Just makes me think of Brian Limond better known as "Limmy" who commented...
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« Reply #16519 on: Tuesday 15 January 2019, 04:35:06 pm »
Amazed journo still fall for that.

The middle quote sounds like Bob Newhart at Krusty's funeral
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Offline mrmojorisin75

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« Reply #16520 on: Friday 18 January 2019, 01:43:47 pm »
facebook marketplace - post an item for sale an immediately get 7 messages asking if it's available, none of whom so much as reply when you say yes
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16521 on: Friday 18 January 2019, 01:45:01 pm »
facebook marketplace - post an item for sale an immediately get 7 messages asking if it's available, none of whom so much as reply when you say yes

Yeap, I get that often.

Offline mrmojorisin75

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« Reply #16522 on: Friday 18 January 2019, 01:57:29 pm »
so weird, is it bots or something?  can't fathom it
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline TBG

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16523 on: Friday 18 January 2019, 02:20:45 pm »
"£100 no offers"

"will u take 60 m8"

Offline Kid Icarus

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« Reply #16524 on: Friday 18 January 2019, 03:30:41 pm »
Tbf, the Facebook marketplace has that weird thing where if you click on 'send message' or 'I'm interested in this item' it automatically sends a message saying "is this available?" - It's not very practical.
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