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Offline Lush Vlad

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16500 on: Friday 7 December 2018, 04:18:45 pm »
People that film themselves walking about their kitchen, going on a mad rant about something or other that's been in the news recently. 

There's a bald cockerkneeee geeeza that always appears on my FB and it is mind numbing to watch. 

They just come across as such self-important wankstains.

Online leffe186

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16501 on: Saturday 8 December 2018, 04:41:07 am »
Not a pet hate I guess, more of a universal loathing, but academic deadlines - particularly writing academic papers. They suck all of the balls. I’m (hopefully) going to finish this Masters soon, and there’s no f***ing way i’m going for my Doctorate. f*** that.
Obviously, I'm speaking of a hypothetical world in which there is a greater club than Tottenham.

Offline sadnesstan

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16502 on: Saturday 8 December 2018, 05:20:30 am »
People are complaining about the only decent bit in the Sainsbury's Christmas ad.

f*** people.


Offline Troll

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16504 on: Sunday 9 December 2018, 04:17:13 am »
I know I'm in a minority, but Bounties are my favourite Celebrations.  I love it when I go to the tin to find they're the only ones left.

Offline sadnesstan

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16505 on: Sunday 9 December 2018, 04:38:41 am »
I prefer the dark chocolate ones. But you don't get them in Celebrations.

I don't like Celebrations, TBH. But if somebody gives you a tin for christmas, you're going to eat them.

Offline Astroblack

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16506 on: Sunday 9 December 2018, 06:55:09 am »
Malteasers for me, like.

Offline POOT

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16507 on: Sunday 9 December 2018, 11:23:16 am »
Original Maltesers are lush. Malteser celebrations are the work of the devil. Imposters. Wrong'ns.
Never look down on someone, unless you're helping them up!

Offline neesy111

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16508 on: Sunday 9 December 2018, 11:27:47 am »

Offline Jimburst

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16509 on: Sunday 9 December 2018, 07:23:35 pm »
Dark chocolate bounty is a thing of beauty. Imagine liking a f***ing Mars more than that.
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.

Offline Si

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16510 on: Sunday 9 December 2018, 11:40:30 pm »
Dark chocolate bounty is a thing of beauty. Imagine liking a f***ing Mars more than that.

Yes!
Bearings Straight!

Offline bigfella

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16511 on: Monday 10 December 2018, 05:11:48 pm »
Dark chocolate bounty is a thing of beauty. Imagine liking a f***ing Mars more than that.

 O0 dark chocolate all the way for me.

Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16512 on: Tuesday 11 December 2018, 04:46:49 pm »
Dark chocolate bounty is a thing of beauty. Imagine liking a f***ing Mars more than that.

Yes!

dark chocolate bounty ftw
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Online Kid Icarus

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16513 on: Yesterday at 02:58:03 pm »
Me: *holding phone*

Brain: *panics* "Where's my phone?"

:lol:

I think I've posted that one a few times.

Also -

Brain: I need to pay for this item, I better take my wallet and card out, then put my wallet back in my pocket, then take it out of my pocket 2 seconds later to put my card in it, then put it back in my pocket again.

:lol: Then take it back out again because I asked for cash back.

*closes app*

'Hmm, which app should I open now?'

*immediately opens same app*
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Offline Tomato Deuce

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16514 on: Yesterday at 03:48:35 pm »
Me: *holding phone*

Brain: *panics* "Where's my phone?"

:lol:

I think I've posted that one a few times.

Also -

Brain: I need to pay for this item, I better take my wallet and card out, then put my wallet back in my pocket, then take it out of my pocket 2 seconds later to put my card in it, then put it back in my pocket again.

:lol: Then take it back out again because I asked for cash back.

*closes app*

'Hmm, which app should I open now?'

*immediately opens same app*

:lol: :thup:

Offline Tomato Deuce

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16515 on: Yesterday at 03:50:35 pm »
It is pretty ridiculous now I think about it. I’ll cycle through some variation of N-O, FB, Insta, Reddit almost every time I open my phone.

It’s so bad that I’ll open my phone for a specific reason, get stuck in that cycle and completely forget why I opened my phone in the first place.

Offline Bimpy474

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16516 on: Yesterday at 05:30:42 pm »
Brown/Tan coloured toilet paper.

Offline neesy111

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16517 on: Yesterday at 05:37:58 pm »
Brown/Tan coloured toilet paper.

Sounds like it's been already used.

Offline Mike

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16518 on: Yesterday at 05:56:38 pm »
Me: *holding phone*

Brain: *panics* "Where's my phone?"

:lol:

I think I've posted that one a few times.

Also -

Brain: I need to pay for this item, I better take my wallet and card out, then put my wallet back in my pocket, then take it out of my pocket 2 seconds later to put my card in it, then put it back in my pocket again.

:lol: Then take it back out again because I asked for cash back.

*closes app*

'Hmm, which app should I open now?'

*immediately opens same app*

:lol:

Offline Bimpy474

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16519 on: Today at 12:25:21 pm »
Brown/Tan coloured toilet paper.

Sounds like it's been already used.

 :lol: I just have an irrational hatred of it being that colour, with what's it's used for, that shouldn't matter.

Offline Si

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16520 on: Today at 12:48:41 pm »
You can add to that Christmas bog roll. What's the point? "It's begining to look a lot like........oh god no!"
Bearings Straight!

Offline Ian W

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16521 on: Today at 01:35:11 pm »
You can add to that Christmas bog roll. What's the point? "It's begining to look a lot like........oh god no!"

:lol:

Always thought that with any patterned paper, unless you just get some sort of perverse satisfaction from shitting up the design. Maybe that’s the secret ???

Offline neesy111

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16522 on: Today at 01:36:34 pm »
You can add to that Christmas bog roll. What's the point? "It's begining to look a lot like........oh god no!"

:lol:

Always thought that with any patterned paper, unless you just get some sort of perverse satisfaction from shitting up the design. Maybe that’s the secret ???

You can get sodoku toilet paper. :lol:

Offline LV

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16523 on: Today at 02:36:05 pm »
Tangled power lead spaghetti that’s impossible to unravel. Rage!!!

Offline Bimpy474

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #16524 on: Today at 05:25:21 pm »
I wouldn't wish harm on a cat but I do find them pretty pointless. I'd love a dog.

Not when they sleep on your feet like a furry hot water bottle. Still love to have a dog though.