Topic: Your Pet Hates

[Ian W]

There was a group of 4 people wandering aimlessly round the gym today. Why do you need to work out in a group of 4?

I need people to spot me on my 4kg dumbbells.

[Disco]

When you bae does this...

Wish your 'bae' would fall into a vat of acid so you could feel a smidgeon of the utter anguish I feel when you use that word.

Just because he doesn't like football, that's a bit harsh.

[firetotheworks]

February.

Every year I think I might have gotten away with it and then it's a pure horror show.

[TBG]

Cerys Matthews voice.

[henke]

There was a group of 4 people wandering aimlessly round the gym today. Why do you need to work out in a group of 4?

Whichever pool I use there's always a group of 4 old women wafting up and down, getting in everyone's way. They're not even swimming.

[Nobody]

February.

Every year I think I might have gotten away with it and then it's a pure horror show.

Easily the worst month of the year. November can be a right c*** as well mind, but February steals it for me. Still cold as f***, still dark, no holidays, nothing to look forward to as March can easily be snowy and cold as well. Can't wait for spring to come around, f***ing love spring and summer.

[steve_69]

People who speed up when you go to overtake them. Infuriating pricks!

On a similar note, my sister sticks the Vs up at anyone who overtakes her and calls them a w*****.  It's like being overtaken is a personal insult.

[TheHoob]

People who decide to overtake on a dual carriageway just as you're getting to the point where a slip road merges. Makes it a right pain in the arse to make space for new cars if it's busy.

[Ian W]

I defend against overtakers on single-lane roads like that, and against undertakers the same way. I'm already going above the speed limit people, f*** off.

[TheHoob]

People who chomp crisps.

[Northerngimp]

People who chomp crisps.

 

[John Carvery]

Ian Beale

[John Carvery]

People who decide to overtake on a dual carriageway just as you're getting to the point where a slip road merges. Makes it a right pain in the arse to make space for new cars if it's busy.

You should be better prepared

By driving to the conditions and making sure your windscreen washer fluid is topped up !

[La Parka]

Thomas the Tank Engine is a f***ing c***. What a s*** role model.

[Ian W]

Thomas the Tank Engine is a f***ing c***. What a s*** role model.

What's he done now?

[Disco]

Just spiked Diesel with ketamine.

[B-more Mag]

Well, that's not very useful.

[Yorkie]

Those troublesome trucks were the worst.

[La Parka]

He's just a spiteful little s***. They all are. Bunch of steaming anal fissures.

[Ian W]

I wouldn't watch Thomas when I was kid, it freaked me out.

[Disco]

Used to buzz off playing the game on the Amiga.

[Jill]

People who are content to let others sort out holidays, nights out etc then twist when the plans aren't to their liking. Get off your f***ing lazy arse and price it up yourself then.

[Neil]

Thomas the Tank Engine is a f***ing c***.

Well I needed a new sig.

[JB]

 

[joeyt]

Reminds me of this

Zabaleta has a bigger engine than Gordon off Thomas The Tank Engine. Never stops.

A little research says Gordan broke down in season 1 episode 4.  Poor metaphor.