Author Topic: CONFIRMED: Ayozé Pérez signs for Leicester City  (Read 448029 times)

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Offline loki679

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6500 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 10:59:27 am »
It's the times, just paste the article.
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Offline huss9

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6501 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 11:03:47 am »
we go back to the same recurring theme..... TRUST RAFA.
john gibson in the chronicle this afternoon;
"John Carver has talked of playing two up top in an effort to score goals, tactically be more direct to grind out points, and just about every other possibility known to man or beast. They are the ramblings of a drowning desperado."

Offline ChrisMcQuillan

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6502 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 11:06:59 am »


"It is difficult to accept such a person is no longer with us - but he is immortal because he leaves in everybody who knows him a mark of his personality - a great coach but, more than that, a great person." Jose Mourinho on Bobby Robson
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Offline triggs

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6503 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 11:15:29 am »
Stop bigging him up or someone will come in for him :lol:
"Lots of young fellas runnin' around in shorts, that's the kind of think you like looking at, and I bet you like that too, only you're probably imagining what they'd look like without shorts, you're sitting there imagining that with a big smile on your face, ya dirty fecker"

Offline KaKa

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6504 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 11:29:57 am »
Outrageous stats for Perez man, my goodness!
I'll be watching the games, and I'll be talking about the teams. If it's a disaster it will be quite humorous and exactly what Mike Ashley deserves and to be honest I'll quite enjoy it. I am totally indifferent to results and the team success going forward.

Now, in certain games should the team do well, I will be happy more for the players, because I feel bad for them mostly, and I still want to see some of them do well. I will still feel comfortable giving the team credit when they do well. I just don't care about any outcome at this point and none of my money goes into anything to do with Mike Ashley's operations.

Offline Disco

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6505 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 11:32:21 am »
Where's the chart showing how much he was an evil SOFT f***ing SPANISH c***?



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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6508 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 01:31:17 pm »
50 tackles is insane. 14 more tackles than the next player.  :lol:

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6509 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 01:34:25 pm »
'too weak'

Offline Aiston

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6510 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 01:36:06 pm »
He's so wildly underrated. :lol:

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6511 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 02:21:52 pm »
"Snidey f***ing leaving the boot in type tackles" = S Mane 15 per game

Offline DJ_NUFC

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6512 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 02:55:41 pm »
50 tackles is insane. 14 more tackles than the next player.  :lol:

Quite crazy how the patriot hardman brigade has ignored this aspect of his game that’s always been there.

Offline Kanji

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« Reply #6513 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 02:57:19 pm »
His pressing and tackles high up the pitch are f***ing incredible tbh
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Offline Ian W

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6514 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 03:51:21 pm »
I think it's fair to be frustrated about how much he would lose the ball under pressure or go down easily in the past TBH. Luckily seems to be something he's working on, and obviously it never offset his other good contributions.

Offline HaydnNUFC

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6515 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 04:14:32 pm »
Disagree. There are Amazonian tribesmen as yet untouched by civilization who have better footballing brains than this fraud.

Spot on.
But...6 in a row. But...Calciopoli.

I reckon Haydn wears pure concentrated pheromones.

Offline LionOfGosforth

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« Reply #6516 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 04:20:12 pm »
Disagree. There are Amazonian tribesmen as yet untouched by civilization who have better footballing brains than this fraud.

Spot on.

You forgot to mention he has all the creative talent of a cluster of colour blind hedgehogs...in a bag.

Offline HaydnNUFC

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« Reply #6517 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 04:25:31 pm »
Disagree. There are Amazonian tribesmen as yet untouched by civilization who have better footballing brains than this fraud.

Spot on.

You forgot to mention he has all the creative talent of a cluster of colour blind hedgehogs...in a bag.

But that assist to Rondón was straight out of the National Portrait Gallery. Like something by the Colourblind Hedgehog Workshop of Siena.
But...6 in a row. But...Calciopoli.

I reckon Haydn wears pure concentrated pheromones.

Offline Infinitely Content

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6518 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 04:32:04 pm »
Disagree. There are Amazonian tribesmen as yet untouched by civilization who have better footballing brains than this fraud.

Spot on.

You forgot to mention he has all the creative talent of a cluster of colour blind hedgehogs...in a bag.

But that assist to Rondón was straight out of the National Portrait Gallery. Like something by the Colourblind Hedgehog Workshop of Siena.

We’ve got the young Ray Hudson here. Get this man a job.

Offline LionOfGosforth

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« Reply #6519 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 04:33:24 pm »
Disagree. There are Amazonian tribesmen as yet untouched by civilization who have better footballing brains than this fraud.

Spot on.

You forgot to mention he has all the creative talent of a cluster of colour blind hedgehogs...in a bag.

But that assist to Rondón was straight out of the National Portrait Gallery. Like something by the Colourblind Hedgehog Workshop of Siena.

That's very true and an excellent call, but i'm not sure he has the talent for disguise to get into a polar bear's only golf club by wearing dark glasses like many other support strikers in the Premier League can. Get rid.

Offline HaydnNUFC

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6520 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 04:48:20 pm »
Disagree. There are Amazonian tribesmen as yet untouched by civilization who have better footballing brains than this fraud.

Spot on.

You forgot to mention he has all the creative talent of a cluster of colour blind hedgehogs...in a bag.

But that assist to Rondón was straight out of the National Portrait Gallery. Like something by the Colourblind Hedgehog Workshop of Siena.

That's very true and an excellent call, but i'm not sure he has the talent for disguise to get into a polar bear's only golf club by wearing dark glasses like many other support strikers in the Premier League can. Get rid.

But...6 in a row. But...Calciopoli.

I reckon Haydn wears pure concentrated pheromones.

Offline LionOfGosforth

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6521 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 04:51:13 pm »
Disagree. There are Amazonian tribesmen as yet untouched by civilization who have better footballing brains than this fraud.

Spot on.

You forgot to mention he has all the creative talent of a cluster of colour blind hedgehogs...in a bag.

But that assist to Rondón was straight out of the National Portrait Gallery. Like something by the Colourblind Hedgehog Workshop of Siena.

That's very true and an excellent call, but i'm not sure he has the talent for disguise to get into a polar bear's only golf club by wearing dark glasses like many other support strikers in the Premier League can. Get rid.



Probably shot his delicious plump-breasted pigeon an all, Speckled Jim, good Patriot name that

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6522 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 05:51:30 pm »
Didn’t Trump say all Mexicans were lazy? Good to see Perez raping the stats anyway.
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Offline Kanji

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6523 on: Tuesday 12 March 2019, 05:53:54 pm »
Funnier when Disco does it. Miss proper novel HTT posts.
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Offline ManDoon

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6524 on: Wednesday 13 March 2019, 09:43:34 am »
Didn’t someone on here say he “jogs” around? Implying he doesn’t work hard at all.
:lol: I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us.
Trump will do well man. Don't know why but I really feel this will be the case. Really hope it will come to be that way.

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