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Offline sempuki

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #25 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 06:04:54 am »
Must be offering a decent wage if true.

Offline Shayno

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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 06:25:15 am »
I cant contain my excitement to think we are snatching players from the beach at a lower league Spanish team from under the noses of Barcelona and tha Madrid boys.

How far have we come in 7 years under Ashley.

You are being a bit of a Pommy snob. If it was Danny Ings (a similarly credentialed player) you would pretty satisfied surely?

Offline chopey

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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 06:50:31 am »
We have signed loads of players from lower division foreign clubs and they have all been s**** but I suppose if you are an unambitious club with no interest in competitive sport then this is the type of player to sign.

I mean suppose we hit lucky and he is brilliant, just think of the transfer fee we could get for him

Offline Village Idiot

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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 06:52:54 am »
Ayoze has been linked with 2000000000000000000000 clubs these past months, so I wouldn't take much from this news. He's a good player though, quick skillful second striker.

Happy to see you linked with a Spanish player for a change.
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Offline Village Idiot

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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 06:59:17 am »
I imagine this guy signing the contract, hopping on to the internet to see what his new fans are like, finding this forum and being like :scared:

He probably doesn't speak English and I won't tell him. You're safe.
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Offline Optimistic Nut

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« Reply #30 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 07:24:07 am »
We have signed loads of players from lower division foreign clubs and they have all been s**** but I suppose if you are an unambitious club with no interest in competitive sport then this is the type of player to sign.

I mean suppose we hit lucky and he is brilliant, just think of the transfer fee we could get for him

But signing young English players from the Championship (Ince, Zaha, Hughes) for big fees is ambitious? No idea if he's good enough or not but he seems highly sought after.
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Offline Shayno

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« Reply #31 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 07:40:57 am »
We have signed loads of players from lower division foreign clubs and they have all been s**** but I suppose if you are an unambitious club with no interest in competitive sport then this is the type of player to sign.

I mean suppose we hit lucky and he is brilliant, just think of the transfer fee we could get for him

 :iamatwat: Hey, i am feeling cynical too.

But if something like this makes you depressed and agitated i worry about your mental state in the future.

Offline Ste

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« Reply #32 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 08:13:08 am »
Ready for the first team?

Offline AlanSkärare

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« Reply #33 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 08:32:19 am »
Álvaro Ferrero
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@_GoncaloLopes A man from Newcastle came 1 month ago to see him live in Jaén pic.twitter.com/IB0WW6Rkqp



Who the f*** is that?

Offline Village Idiot

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« Reply #34 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 08:38:16 am »
Do scouts advertise themselves so openly when following a player? ???
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Offline Cajun

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« Reply #35 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 08:40:10 am »
Probably just a man from Newcastle :lol:

Offline TBG

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« Reply #36 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 08:47:02 am »
He should not be allowed near children.

Offline Village Idiot

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« Reply #37 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 08:50:41 am »
Incidentally, I met a girl from Newcastle while watching the Barça debacle on Saturday. She had the one of the clearest English pronunciations I have ever heard... until I asked her to put on the native accent. :o

Lovely girl, by the way.
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Offline Rocker

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« Reply #38 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 08:51:59 am »
I know that bloke. It's Jimmy Flagstone, he's from Kenton and used to syphon petrol from cars around Cowgate in the 80's.

Offline Wilson

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« Reply #39 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 08:54:28 am »
Álvaro Ferrero
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Who the f*** is that?

WHAT the f*** is that :lol:

Offline Minhosa

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« Reply #40 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 08:59:12 am »
I know that bloke. It's Jimmy Flagstone, he's from Kenton and used to syphon petrol from cars around Cowgate in the 80's.

Looks like he syphoned it off to drink tbf.

Offline Ste

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« Reply #41 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 09:01:15 am »
That bloke seems legit.

Offline maybe_next_year

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« Reply #42 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 09:03:28 am »
looks like a cross between Jimmy Saville and an old woman.
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Offline TBG

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« Reply #43 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 09:03:37 am »
"He looked good Alan but I really think we should have been in for Paul Hayes from Scunthorpe United, English and scores goals"

Offline Belfast Boy

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #44 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 09:09:26 am »
Álvaro Ferrero
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@_GoncaloLopes A man from Newcastle came 1 month ago to see him live in Jaén pic.twitter.com/IB0WW6Rkqp



Who the f*** is that?

WHAT the f*** is that :lol:

He has a bit of Kinnear about him. Jobs for his family too?

Offline ManDoon

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« Reply #45 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 09:11:50 am »
:lol: that guy looks like he just woke up there
:lol: I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us.
Trump will do well man. Don't know why but I really feel this will be the case. Really hope it will come to be that way.

Offline Rocker

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« Reply #46 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 09:17:39 am »
:lol: that guy looks like he just woke up there

Just laughed out loud on the phone at work  :lol:

Offline KaKa

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« Reply #47 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 09:48:01 am »
The state of that thing man!  :lol:

These are the people we send to scout and meet players? No wonder we can't sign anyone.

Offline Heake

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« Reply #48 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 09:48:10 am »
hes the singer out of black lace

Offline Tooj

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« Reply #49 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 09:49:39 am »
We have signed loads of players from lower division foreign clubs and they have all been s**** but I suppose if you are an unambitious club with no interest in competitive sport then this is the type of player to sign.

I mean suppose we hit lucky and he is brilliant, just think of the transfer fee we could get for him

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