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Offline Johneddy

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NUFC song for 2019 season
« on: Wednesday 7 August 2019, 04:50:47 pm »
I hope it's alright to give the tune to the lyrics via youtube link because the forum rules I have just read state:

Fan-filmed videos and stuff from official YouTube channels and Twitter accounts is fine

(If not then edit them out admin)


I dont want to be a mackem
I dont want to be a scouse
I'd rather hang around
Newcastle football ground
Looking for the day when we fuk Mike Ashley

I just want to be a Geordie
I just want to see Newcastle play


(next bit slower and louder)

And when we hit the winner
We wont want any dinner
We'll stay in toon and p*ss the night away



(shout)  Weyyerbugger man

(repeat from top ad infinitum)


To the soldiers song tune of 'I don't want to join the army'






Share it about if you like it - we need some new tunes
Something you will never hear:
"And Mike Ashley proudly holds the trophy aloft..."

Online Interpolic

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Re: NUFC song for 2019 season
« Reply #1 on: Wednesday 7 August 2019, 04:53:35 pm »
:dowie:

Offline chopey

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Re: NUFC song for 2019 season
« Reply #2 on: Wednesday 7 August 2019, 04:59:35 pm »
Now here's a thread that will fall to the bottom of the page faster than a Steve Bruce dump.
Mike Ashley stole my 30's

Offline loki679

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Re: NUFC song for 2019 season
« Reply #3 on: Wednesday 7 August 2019, 04:59:50 pm »
I think Polic speaks for us all.
Comfy chairs, beer, and doom. Humanity's future is an early 90s LAN party.

Offline Darth Crooks

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Re: NUFC song for 2019 season
« Reply #4 on: Wednesday 7 August 2019, 05:09:40 pm »
I do long for the day I get to bot Mike Ashley

Offline Disco

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Re: NUFC song for 2019 season
« Reply #5 on: Wednesday 7 August 2019, 05:14:13 pm »
I think Polic speaks for us all.

Does he, the f***er isn't even spinning.

Offline ScottishMagpie

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Re: NUFC song for 2019 season
« Reply #6 on: Wednesday 7 August 2019, 05:19:48 pm »

Offline sadnesstan

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Re: NUFC song for 2019 season
« Reply #7 on: Wednesday 7 August 2019, 05:28:12 pm »


Hello, Good Evenin, Welcome
To a nothing club.
A no holds barred half nelson
from the c*** above
The anguish, and the pain, of feeling lost
at the only club that couldn't give a toss.

Grab another reject from another haul
of relegated basket cases and bosman laws.

So wipe the smiles from off their faces with another fall
take 5 or 6 of the biggest stars to paper the walls
(he painted a wall)

The anguish, and the pain, of feeling lost
at the only club that couldn't give a toss.

I've teamed up with the protests now
all wor flags are furled.
I want to share my loathing of the odious c***
with the whole damn world
The scousers, the mackems, and even Leeds
FIFA, UEFA, CONCAF and the Football League
Reporters, pundits, and Darren Gough
We're the only club that couldn't give a toss.

Sit down and they'll keep you up to date
the two fat b******s we all love to hate
The safe seventeenth lovers, that lied
Bishop's two faces, and the lawyer makes five
Pulverised passions, dead tours of china
young uns first game and 1969ers
fanatics and followers, loyal supporters
locked down ambition, no help  from reporters
Goodbye Rafa, Mikel and Ayoze
Salomon and Fabian and everyone who knows it

The scousers, the mackems and even Leeds
FIFA UEFA CONCAF, the football league
The reporters, the pundits and Dennis Wise
Hello, good evening welcome, hope you die.

Offline BlueStar

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Re: NUFC song for 2019 season
« Reply #8 on: Wednesday 7 August 2019, 06:53:26 pm »
The jewels cleam strong with this one.

Online David Edgar

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Re: NUFC song for 2019 season
« Reply #9 on: Wednesday 7 August 2019, 07:00:50 pm »
ALLEZ™  ALLEZ™  ALLEZ™ !

Offline Johneddy

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Re: NUFC song for 2019 season
« Reply #10 on: Wednesday 7 August 2019, 09:59:26 pm »
Need some songs lads bored of the same old same old ...easy to diss new ideas of course so Interpolic its over to you to beat mne  :coolsmiley:
Something you will never hear:
"And Mike Ashley proudly holds the trophy aloft..."

Offline Darth Crooks

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Re: NUFC song for 2019 season
« Reply #11 on: Wednesday 7 August 2019, 10:11:19 pm »
Sports direct is f***ing s***

Offline SheikhShearer

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Re: NUFC song for 2019 season
« Reply #12 on: Wednesday 7 August 2019, 10:14:31 pm »
Need some songs lads bored of the same old same old ...easy to diss new ideas of course so Interpolic its over to you to beat mne  :coolsmiley:

You've set the bar so high, I don't think he'll be able to do it.

Offline Gottlob

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Re: NUFC song for 2019 season
« Reply #13 on: Wednesday 7 August 2019, 10:30:47 pm »
Allan Saint-Maximin
You're one in a million
When you perform to your maximum
I play this on my theremin
*play on theremin*

*pause*

(all shout) Weyyerbugger man!

Offline RS

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Re: NUFC song for 2019 season
« Reply #14 on: Wednesday 7 August 2019, 10:46:37 pm »
Newcastle. Newcastle
There’s only one united and we’re bottom of the league.
"They let you think you're king but you're really a pawn"

Offline Johneddy

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Re: NUFC song for 2019 season
« Reply #15 on: Wednesday 7 August 2019, 10:51:31 pm »
Newcastle. Newcastle
There’s only one united and we’re bottom of the league.

Hope you're wrong even though I'm a boycotter on Sunday... in toon but at the pub ... maybe singing my new song down The Old George  :D


I don't want to be a mackem
I don't want to be a Scouse ...

 O0
Something you will never hear:
"And Mike Ashley proudly holds the trophy aloft..."