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Offline ponsaelius

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Ayoze Pérez
« on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 12:22:04 am »
Plenty rumours about this dafty.

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Ayoze Perez close to sign for Newcastle. Refused FC Porto

« Last Edit: Sunday 20 March 2016, 04:10:42 pm by Dave »
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.
God man replacement's don't have to 100% of best to 100% of a replacement.
The are both white, both intellects, both middle class, both the typical 'people who would have thought could never do such a thing ', all traits of a Psychopath.

Offline SteveMc

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Re: Ayoze Perez
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 12:23:51 am »
 :lol: Saw you saying he was gonna be gash on Twitter

Offline ponsaelius

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 12:26:26 am »
To be fair Porto after him is a decent sign
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.
God man replacement's don't have to 100% of best to 100% of a replacement.
The are both white, both intellects, both middle class, both the typical 'people who would have thought could never do such a thing ', all traits of a Psychopath.

Offline Kaizero

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 12:31:35 am »
Signing a player?


Offline TaylorJ_01

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 12:32:21 am »
Bet he's mint. Before wor knacker alan gets a pard-on and shafts him.
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Offline Skeletor

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #5 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 12:32:40 am »
'Rock over London, Rock on Chicago! Wheaties: breakfast of champions.'

Offline Kimbo

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 12:37:02 am »
Refused Porto, choosing Newcastle? We must be paying his agent a fair wack if true.

Offline Mole_Toonfan

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #7 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 12:38:02 am »
The In Bed With Maradona piece is promising, unfortunately being coached by Pardew isn't.

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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 12:38:27 am »
Looks fat...
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Offline Wullie

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #9 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 12:39:14 am »
I'd like some more details on him.

How much work does he put into defending a one goal lead after half time?
Is he adept at finishing having collected the ball on the halfway line with nobody around him?
What's his wing play like and can he work in that role as an auxiliary full back?

Positive answers to all these questions will really get me excited about seeing him play.
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Offline toontownman

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #10 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 12:44:09 am »
http://www.worldsoccer.com/blogs/ayoze-perez


20 years old, Release clause of 2m euros. Versatile. Winger, playmaker, 2nd striker. Lots of pace.

Sounds plausible to me.
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Offline Shayno

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #11 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 12:47:56 am »
Won't believe we are after him until i see "very strong defensive contribution" next to his page on Whoscored.

Offline Wullie

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #12 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 12:51:41 am »
http://www.worldsoccer.com/blogs/ayoze-perez


20 years old, Release clause of 2m euros. Versatile. Winger, playmaker, 2nd striker. Lots of pace.

Sounds plausible to me.

And then he signed for Newcastle under Alan Pardew. Such a sad end to a promising career. He'll look good on Rotherham's bench in 2 years' time.
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Offline Jack Flash

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
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Offline Shayno

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #14 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 12:58:27 am »
Hasn't scored in six games, just being linked with us has been enough for his development to be "Pardewed"

Offline oldtype

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #15 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 01:07:40 am »
Looks incredibly quick and tidy with the ball. Seems a good young player but it's hard to be excited about anything.

Offline The Prophet

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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 01:17:21 am »
I'd like some more details on him.

How much work does he put into defending a one goal lead after half time?
Is he adept at finishing having collected the ball on the halfway line with nobody around him?
What's his wing play like and can he work in that role as an auxiliary full back?

Positive answers to all these questions will really get me excited about seeing him play.

Laughed out loud at this, probably a defensive mechanism to hold back the tears.
It's basically what gives us the upper hand even in times of crisis. "Cannit wait man, we're gonna batter them, hope it's 4 or 5 nil, fancy such and such for a hat trick, we're going got Europe, they're a yo-yo team" Then five minutes into the game "s***, why haven't we scored? They've had a shot! Why aren't we all over them? How come there are two teams in the game? f***, what if we don't win? f***s SAKE CLEAR IT SHOOT TACKLE HIM BOO! What if we lose, PANIC PANIC BRUCE MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID HE MISS THAT SHOT, IS HE A MAG?! IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE IS A MAG! f*** OFF STEWARD ARE YOU A f***ing MAG? BET ALL THESE COPPERS ARE MAGS, AND THE MEDIA! THE REF'S A f***ing MAG! AM I A MAG?! Wait, blacked out for a second there. Ah, f***, we've lost again."

Offline SEMTEX

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #17 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 01:32:48 am »
Looks s***

Offline Away Toon

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #18 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 01:36:14 am »
Should stay in Tenerife, it's a nice place and Pardew isn't manager of their football club.
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Offline Weezertron

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #19 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 01:41:53 am »
Should stay in Tenerife, it's a nice place and Pardew isn't manager of their football club.

I wouldn't be trading Tenerife for Newcastle, like  :lol:

Offline Mike

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #20 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 01:47:58 am »
Looks incredibly quick and tidy with the ball. Seems a good young player but it's hard to be excited about anything.

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Offline Tomato Deuce

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #21 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 01:55:39 am »
Perfect complement to Kenwyne Jones in our Par-par-dew formation.

Offline oldtype

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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 02:20:43 am »
I imagine this guy signing the contract, hopping on to the internet to see what his new fans are like, finding this forum and being like :scared:

Offline Inferior Acuña

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Re: Ayoze Pérez
« Reply #23 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 02:58:33 am »
Plenty rumours about this dafty.

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Ayoze Perez close to sign for Newcastle. Refused FC Porto



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Offline chopey

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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday 20 May 2014, 05:25:00 am »
I cant contain my excitement to think we are snatching players from the beach at a lower league Spanish team from under the noses of Barcelona and tha Madrid boys.

How far have we come in 7 years under Ashley.