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Offline midds

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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #50 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 12:02:36 am »
Magnolia midfielder. Bland as f*** without any discernible talent or fault.

Dare say he could fit into an XI without you even noticing he was there for any reason whatsoever. He's not good but he's not bad, he just 'is'.

He's on a free though and if they can peddle Gosling for a million and sign this c*** then they'll see it as a million quid up on the deal and at the end of the day, for them, that's all that matters. Is he what we need? Doesn't matter, we're up on the deal. Sums the c***s up.   

He's out of contract in about eight weeks like. Think of the wages we'll save though. :fwap:

:thup:

Abeid, Bigi, Vuckic, Amalfitano etc. Shift one/two of them for cash and sign Colback for nowt and they'll be like Cheshire cats.
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Offline Disco

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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #51 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 12:27:31 am »
Almost like they've gone through the season and thought - 'Who's the biggest prick who's got the crowd going most? Colback? And he's going free from Sunderland?' Muhahaha, silly Geordies should stop calling me a s*** c*** b******.'

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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #52 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 12:31:45 am »
This team is just going to become more detestable if we sign this c***. Just f*** right off.

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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #53 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 12:36:02 am »
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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #54 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 12:39:54 am »
Dear Jack,
Feck off you shortarsed ginger dwarf. We hate you and think you are a sh*te footballer you c* nt.
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Offline TheHoob

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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #55 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 12:40:13 am »
yohan pls :alone:

Offline Wullie

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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #56 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 12:42:25 am »
Dear Jack,
Feck off you shortarsed ginger dwarf. We hate you and think you are a sh*te footballer you c* nt.
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Offline Anderson

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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #57 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 12:46:04 am »
Probably too much linking for it to be a coincidence (plus he fits the main criteria of being free/cheap) so might as well have his own thread.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2613464/Jack-Colback-set-Sunderland-player-north-east-rivals-Newcastle-17-years.html

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Offline Chris_R

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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #58 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 12:56:24 am »
My f***ing god.

Jack sodding Colback, and a new contract for Shola Ameobi.

Meanwhile Hatem Ben Arfa is looking to be on his way out and Marveaux can't even get on the bench.

Utterly disgusting. How anyone can give these c***s a single penny is utterly beyond me.

Offline Aiston

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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #59 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 12:59:05 am »
Colback > Gosling.

Offline Disco

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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #60 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 12:59:57 am »
That might be the case but a signing a turncoat Geordie who goes round doing this?

Nah, he can f*** off along with his dickhead of a manager (current or future).

Offline Wullie

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« Reply #61 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 01:09:07 am »
That might be the case but a signing a turncoat Geordie who goes round doing this?

Nah, he can f*** off along with his dickhead of a manager (current or future).

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Offline Chris_R

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« Reply #62 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 01:10:13 am »
Colback > Gosling.

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Offline Ronaldo

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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #63 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 01:19:10 am »
You'd prefer AIDS, seriously?

Offline Tomato Deuce

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« Reply #64 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 01:20:37 am »
I'm a tuberculosis guy myself.

Offline Ronaldo

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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #65 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 01:22:32 am »
Utterly disgusting. How anyone can give these c***s a single penny is utterly beyond me.

:thup:

Staggering how the attendances are no less than in Bobby's era. Some have very valid excuses to do with family and the like but the vast majority are just too stupid or too set in their ways for f***ing words.

Offline Zippity

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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #66 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 01:24:01 am »
That might be the case but a signing a turncoat Geordie who goes round doing this?

Nah, he can f*** off along with his dickhead of a manager (current or future).


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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #67 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 01:31:51 am »
If he's our new hope for midfield, we're humped.

If he's the new Gosling, then fair one.

Hard to say.
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Offline olliemort

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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #68 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 01:34:23 am »
Im utterly depressed by this transfer because It smells Of a Pardew transfer which would mean he will be here for sure next season.
Oh well just another reason not to go and watch these assholes

Offline Thomson Mouse

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« Reply #69 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 01:39:13 am »
That might be the case but a signing a turncoat Geordie who goes round doing this?

Nah, he can f*** off along with his dickhead of a manager (current or future).

:clap:

Yep. I could take a Newcastle lad/fan scoring and celebrating against us then signing, but this little ginger f***ing s*** went too far with that photo.

Don't want the little t***, don't care about his footballing ability.

Of course there will be the usual rousing reception when he comes on from the usual 'get behind the lads' morons.
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Offline Thomson Mouse

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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #70 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 01:42:16 am »
Utterly disgusting. How anyone can give these c***s a single penny is utterly beyond me.

:thup:

Staggering how the attendances are no less than in Bobby's era. Some have very valid excuses to do with family and the like but the vast majority are just too stupid or too set in their ways for f***ing words.

Absolutely this., especially the last sentence.
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Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #71 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 01:47:23 am »
I'd not seen that photo before, the shush thing was in the heat of the moment after he'd had  stick on the pitch presumably so could look past it but for him to take that photo...

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Offline Wullie

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« Reply #72 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 01:47:35 am »
That might be the case but a signing a turncoat Geordie who goes round doing this?

Nah, he can f*** off along with his dickhead of a manager (current or future).

:clap:

Yep. I could take a Newcastle lad/fan scoring and celebrating against us then signing, but this little ginger f***ing s*** went too far with that photo.

Don't want the little t***, don't care about his footballing ability.

Says something about how far we've f***ing fallen when anybody (not you, obvs) is willing to have a horrible little weasel like this in the team because "he's an extra body" or "he's neat and tidy".

Arsenal fans spent last summer wrestling with a moral dilemma over whether they wanted Luis Suarez, we've got the same with this little s*** c***, f***ing Christ, kill me now.
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Offline Yorkie

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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #73 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 03:31:09 am »
I wouldn't have him tbh like. I get the arguments but the main reason I'd avoid is cos he's a s*** mackem c***. :thup:

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Re: Jack Colback IN
« Reply #74 on: Saturday 26 April 2014, 03:34:57 am »
I agree with yorkie. c*** mong.
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