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Which would you rather own and wear?

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Offline Troll

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6400 on: Monday 16 November 2020, 07:15:51 PM »
I think I actually preferred the knitted ones I posted.

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6401 on: Monday 16 November 2020, 07:47:38 PM »
Think I read somewhere shoes like that have been banned in primary schools - which is good because presumably you're not allowed anywhere near them.
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Offline Foluwashola

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6402 on: Monday 16 November 2020, 08:19:50 PM »
Look like a Poundland attempt at Skechers.

Online RS

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6403 on: Monday 16 November 2020, 10:10:23 PM »

Matching wool trousers. Perfect for staying warm while loitering at school gates
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Offline AyeDubbleYoo

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6404 on: Monday 16 November 2020, 11:47:33 PM »
I take comfort in that fact that absolutely any shoe posted gets you called an nonce :lol:

Offline SEMTEX

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6405 on: Tuesday 17 November 2020, 01:15:52 AM »
PLUS THEYRE QUANTIFIABLY COOL

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« Reply #6406 on: Tuesday 17 November 2020, 03:10:48 AM »
The ones me and Troll got were called corrective shoes for a major injury. A veritable shower of praise and wonderment in this thread.

Offline Papavasiliou

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« Reply #6407 on: Tuesday 17 November 2020, 09:03:38 AM »
Forgot to post here when I got these a few weeks ago but I've not been called a nonce in a while so here we go.

Been after these for about three years now. They went out of stock the day I tried to buy them and they've never bothered making more till a month or two ago.



They look fairly normal till certain lights hit them


Offline RodneyCisse

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« Reply #6408 on: Tuesday 17 November 2020, 10:04:24 AM »
Never get away from Dark Justice in them with their torches
LGM

Offline NEEJ

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6409 on: Tuesday 17 November 2020, 10:11:36 AM »
Forgot to post here when I got these a few weeks ago but I've not been called a nonce in a while so here we go.

Been after these for about three years now. They went out of stock the day I tried to buy them and they've never bothered making more till a month or two ago.



They look fairly normal till certain lights hit them


Just why? :lol:

Offline Disco

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6410 on: Tuesday 17 November 2020, 10:23:30 AM »
Nice that the Durham Lumiere Ultras have made their own shoe.

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6411 on: Tuesday 17 November 2020, 10:23:47 AM »
Nice that the Durham Lumiere Ultras have made their own shoe.

:lol: :lol:

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6412 on: Tuesday 17 November 2020, 10:31:56 AM »

They look fairly normal till certain lights hit them


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Offline kingkerouac

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6413 on: Tuesday 17 November 2020, 11:01:52 AM »

Online RS

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6414 on: Tuesday 17 November 2020, 04:02:54 PM »
Forgot to post here when I got these a few weeks ago but I've not been called a nonce in a while so here we go.

Been after these for about three years now. They went out of stock the day I tried to buy them and they've never bothered making more till a month or two ago.



They look fairly normal till certain lights hit them


If Gary glitters stage clothes had a stealth mode....
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Offline bobbydazzla

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6415 on: Friday 20 November 2020, 07:36:26 PM »
Forgot to post here when I got these a few weeks ago but I've not been called a nonce in a while so here we go.

Been after these for about three years now. They went out of stock the day I tried to buy them and they've never bothered making more till a month or two ago.



They look fairly normal till certain lights hit them



"Certain light" aka a parent switching on their kids bedroom light and seeing a nonce in them shoes leaping out an open window and pelting across the back garden at warp speed

Offline Mike

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6416 on: Saturday 21 November 2020, 02:22:23 AM »
:lol: :lol:

Offline Mike

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« Reply #6417 on: Saturday 21 November 2020, 02:23:10 AM »

Offline TheHoob

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6418 on: Saturday 21 November 2020, 12:22:11 PM »
 :lol:

Offline Disco

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6419 on: Monday 30 November 2020, 06:03:57 PM »

Offline Tomato Deuce

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6420 on: Monday 30 November 2020, 06:20:15 PM »
Look, I like them. But you know how this goes.

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« Reply #6421 on: Monday 30 November 2020, 06:36:11 PM »

Offline bobbydazzla

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« Reply #6422 on: Monday 30 November 2020, 06:39:18 PM »


Look like they’d be suitable for a nonce in a clown outfit who wanted trainers for sprinting away from angry parents
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Offline midds

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6423 on: Monday 30 November 2020, 07:25:40 PM »


Good investment :thup:

They'll come back into fashion one day.

Offline Troll

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Re: Shoe Council
« Reply #6424 on: Monday 30 November 2020, 07:31:22 PM »