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Should we give this guy yet another thread?

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Offline Northerngimp

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11350 on: Wednesday 19 March 2014, 04:39:27 PM »
Thats cos we are advertising space and lfc are a football club

Offline sempuki

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11351 on: Thursday 20 March 2014, 08:37:40 PM »
Propaganda in The Mail about planning for the future and getting in replacements. Heard it all before Alan, heard it all before.

Offline Disco

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11352 on: Thursday 20 March 2014, 11:09:21 PM »
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#Nufc set to bin DoF model,Pardew to watch Palace from training ground, completes 1st part of 'community service' (£) http://thetim.es/1ert1Ng

Offline Ronaldo

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11353 on: Thursday 20 March 2014, 11:12:45 PM »
So basically Lee Charnley reports directly to Ashley.

Offline Slim

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11354 on: Thursday 20 March 2014, 11:13:43 PM »
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#Nufc set to bin DoF model,Pardew to watch Palace from training ground, completes 1st part of 'community service' (£) http://thetim.es/1ert1Ng

Nice to see that Pardew will be back in charge of trasfers.
No one can fault him so far

Offline Ronaldo

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11355 on: Thursday 20 March 2014, 11:14:58 PM »
:lol:

He's never been in charge of transfers, by his own admission.

Offline Hanshithispantz

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11356 on: Thursday 20 March 2014, 11:21:46 PM »
Just Slim and his brand of wacky internet contrarian humour, I thought it had gotten a bit stale back in 2002 but here he is proving me wrong.

Offline Slim

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11357 on: Thursday 20 March 2014, 11:22:47 PM »
:lol:

He's never been in charge of transfers, by his own admission.

“I’m my own man and I will manage this football club to the best of my ability,” he said. “Graham comes up with one or two suggestions, I come up with the same, we probably have a list of four that myself and Graham think will take the team forward, we present that to Joe, and he presents it to the owner.

 :coolsmiley:

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11358 on: Thursday 20 March 2014, 11:23:21 PM »
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#Nufc set to bin DoF model,Pardew to watch Palace from training ground, completes 1st part of 'community service' (£) http://thetim.es/1ert1Ng

Douglas claims they're considering appointing a new MD though. Would probably be a step forward tbh.

Offline Hanshithispantz

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11359 on: Thursday 20 March 2014, 11:24:12 PM »
Tbf to Pardew he did want Lallana. Carr said no, the f***ing crumpet.

Offline Disco

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11360 on: Thursday 20 March 2014, 11:24:43 PM »
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#Nufc set to bin DoF model,Pardew to watch Palace from training ground, completes 1st part of 'community service' (£) http://thetim.es/1ert1Ng

Douglas claims they're considering appointing a new MD though. Would probably be a step forward tbh.

You'd like to think so and in 95% clubs it would certainly but...

Offline Ashley17

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11361 on: Thursday 20 March 2014, 11:24:51 PM »
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#Nufc set to bin DoF model,Pardew to watch Palace from training ground, completes 1st part of 'community service' (£) http://thetim.es/1ert1Ng

Douglas claims they're considering appointing a new MD though. Would probably be a step forward tbh.

Imagine if it's Peter Risdale or somebody equally careless with money

Offline Ronaldo

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11362 on: Friday 21 March 2014, 12:02:03 AM »
:lol:

He's never been in charge of transfers, by his own admission.

“I’m my own man and I will manage this football club to the best of my ability,” he said. “Graham comes up with one or two suggestions, I come up with the same, we probably have a list of four that myself and Graham think will take the team forward, we present that to Joe, and he presents it to the owner.

 :coolsmiley:

And if Pardew wants a player and Carr doesn't, they don't sign him. Pardew isn't in charge, and never has been.

EDIT: That quote contradicts your point anyway.  :lol:

Offline jdckelly

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11363 on: Friday 21 March 2014, 12:12:52 AM »
‏@CaulkinTheTimes  3m
#Nufc set to bin DoF model,Pardew to watch Palace from training ground, completes 1st part of 'community service' (£) http://thetim.es/1ert1Ng

Douglas claims they're considering appointing a new MD though. Would probably be a step forward tbh.

Imagine if it's Peter Risdale or somebody equally careless with money
I seriously can't imagine a less likely appointment.

Offline ManDoon

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11364 on: Friday 21 March 2014, 12:19:55 AM »

‏@CaulkinTheTimes  3m
#Nufc set to bin DoF model,Pardew to watch Palace from training ground, completes 1st part of 'community service' (£) http://thetim.es/1ert1Ng

Douglas claims they're considering appointing a new MD though. Would probably be a step forward tbh.

Imagine if it's Peter Risdale or somebody equally careless with money
I seriously can't imagine a less likely appointment.

:lol: yeah pretty much leftfield suggestion tbh
:lol: I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us.
Trump will do well man. Don't know why but I really feel this will be the case. Really hope it will come to be that way.

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Offline Kanji

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11365 on: Friday 21 March 2014, 03:27:37 AM »
Tbf to Pardew he did want Lallana. Carr said no, the f***ing crumpet.

Pardew would have stunted the poor lads development as a footballer. Would have played him in 12 positions then benched him for not tracking back.
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Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11366 on: Friday 21 March 2014, 03:36:55 AM »
Tbf to Pardew he did want Lallana. Carr said no, the f***ing crumpet.

Pardew would have stunted the poor lads development as a footballer. Would have played him in 12 positions then benched him for not tracking back.

this

EDIT: and we don't know why carr knocked him back
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline Shayno

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11367 on: Friday 21 March 2014, 03:44:59 AM »
Tbf to Pardew he did want Lallana. Carr said no, the f***ing crumpet.

Pardew would have stunted the poor lads development as a footballer. Would have played him in 12 positions then benched him for not tracking back.

this

EDIT: and we don't know why carr knocked him back

Is it even confirmed that he did?

Offline Fatwax

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11368 on: Friday 21 March 2014, 07:01:01 AM »
Tbf to Pardew he did want Lallana. Carr said no, the f***ing crumpet.

Pardew would have stunted the poor lads development as a footballer. Would have played him in 12 positions then benched him for not tracking back.

this

EDIT: and we don't know why carr knocked him back

Is it even confirmed that he did?

According to Pardew, aye.
A light has gone out.

Offline Ste

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11369 on: Friday 21 March 2014, 08:56:07 AM »
I remember people being happy that Carr had knocked him back.

Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11370 on: Friday 21 March 2014, 09:14:25 AM »
same here, based on pardew's previous transfer record afaik
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline ManDoon

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11371 on: Friday 21 March 2014, 09:22:23 AM »
However, Ben Arfa could start the fixture on the bench.

“I need weigh it up with everything else,” Newcastle manager Alan Pardew told the Gazette.

“Hatem needs to deliver. I’m concerned with his assists and his goals. He needs to produce for us.

“The last few games he’s played, there weren’t as many as there should have been. But I think his confidence is better, and I hope that part of it improves.”
:lol: I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us.
Trump will do well man. Don't know why but I really feel this will be the case. Really hope it will come to be that way.

Steve Bruce "“We can’t compete with the bigs boys at the top end so the cup is our best bet - it’s a lovely day out”"

Offline ManDoon

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11372 on: Friday 21 March 2014, 09:22:37 AM »
:lol: what a guy like
:lol: I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us.
Trump will do well man. Don't know why but I really feel this will be the case. Really hope it will come to be that way.

Steve Bruce "“We can’t compete with the bigs boys at the top end so the cup is our best bet - it’s a lovely day out”"

Offline LV

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Re: Alan Pardew
« Reply #11373 on: Friday 21 March 2014, 09:27:22 AM »
However, Ben Arfa could start the fixture on the bench.

“I need weigh it up with everything else,” Newcastle manager Alan Pardew told the Gazette.

“Hatem needs to deliver. I’m concerned with his assists and his goals. He needs to produce for us.

“The last few games he’s played, there weren’t as many as there should have been. But I think his confidence is better, and I hope that part of it improves.”

Yeah, maybe asking him to track back rather than express himself has affected his attacking 'stats' Al. I don't know, what do you think? Utter tool.

Offline AlanSkärare

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« Reply #11374 on: Friday 21 March 2014, 09:29:44 AM »
However, Ben Arfa could start the fixture on the bench.

“I need weigh it up with everything else,” Newcastle manager Alan Pardew told the Gazette.

“Hatem needs to deliver. I’m concerned with his assists and his goals. He needs to produce for us.

“The last few games he’s played, there weren’t as many as there should have been. But I think his confidence is better, and I hope that part of it improves.”

Aye, like the masses of goals and assist provided by Obertan, Shola and Sissoko and the rest of the players that have been preferred over him during the past seasons.