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Offline TRon

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1850 on: Tuesday 24 December 2019, 02:30:45 PM »
It was actually a very good knock down for the goal. Too many times you see players just nod them down into a general direction, Carroll actually picked Almiron out.

Offline jackyboy

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1851 on: Tuesday 24 December 2019, 03:51:24 PM »
Over the hill donkey, plays for about an hour in 3 months and Bruce is talking about how effective he's been
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1852 on: Tuesday 31 December 2019, 10:59:55 AM »
He really is our only real threat at the moment, apparently he broke the record for the number of Arial dual won in one game during the Everton game, and got a good assist for the goal.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1853 on: Tuesday 31 December 2019, 12:40:56 PM »
He really is our only real threat at the moment, apparently he broke the record for the number of Arial dual won in one game during the Everton game, and got a good assist for the goal.

Bruce's team breaking long-ball related records? What a surprise.

It's embarrassing that he's even here. The fact he can be said to be our only goal threat is hilarious really.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1854 on: Tuesday 31 December 2019, 12:43:38 PM »
It was actually a very good knock down for the goal. Too many times you see players just nod them down into a general direction, Carroll actually picked Almiron out.
He didn't, it hit the defender on the back before going to almiron

Offline LoveItIfWeBeatU

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1855 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 10:41:50 AM »
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-press-conference-live-17746253

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No timescale on Carroll return

"I’m sure he’s as frustrated as we all are but unfortunately he’s got to try and get fit and hopefully he will be ready in a couple of weeks or whenever it will be. We’re not putting a time scale on it. It’s just the way it is.

It’s a big frustration. There was a time just before Christmas when we were looking and he’s made a few assists and started a few games. It’s exactly why we brought him into the club.”

What a shock that a player with a poor injury record is injured.
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Offline Kanji

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1856 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 10:47:39 AM »
Nah no way. Nah. (Jonas voice)
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1857 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 11:03:40 AM »
"It’s just the way it is."

Offline Disco

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1858 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 11:23:41 AM »
"It’s just the way it is."

Tupac is probably more mobile that Carroll these days.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1859 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 11:49:26 AM »
Amazing how anyone with more than two brain cells saw this coming a mile off.
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Offline samptime29

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1860 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 11:58:13 AM »
If he could any stay fit, he'd be a reasonable sub to have but just never fit.

Offline Optimistic Nut

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1861 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 12:14:21 PM »
If he could stay fit he’d not be here because West Ham wouldn’t have let his contract run down and he’d have cost actual money and wages.
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Offline Ian W

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1862 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 12:15:18 PM »
We signed a guy who’s always injured. He’s always injured.

Offline TRon

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1863 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 12:26:32 PM »
Amazing how anyone with more than two brain cells saw this coming a mile off.

We did see it, that's why he's on a pay as you play contract. Ashley probably figured if he can make an impact in 10 games, it would be enough to keep us up.

Only problem with that of course, is it heaps the pressure on Joelinton who has to start every match because all the other strikers are crocks.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1864 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 12:57:22 PM »
Claim to fame.... Han Solo stole my uniform.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1865 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 01:03:50 PM »
Tbh I knows he's been injured, but i'm not against him signing a new deal.

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« Reply #1866 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 01:10:01 PM »
Tbh I knows he's been injured, but i'm not against him signing a new deal.

Problem is, we know how the club works. Carroll will be a striker on the list, and an excuse not to sign another, despite how little he'll feature due to being, you know, made of glass.
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Offline Gorilla

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1867 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 01:12:06 PM »
Steve Bruce recommends a new Newcastle deal for Andy Carroll

https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/18233673.steve-bruce-recommends-new-newcastle-deal-andy-carroll/

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Shouldn't we see if he can play a handful of games first?

Offline neesy111

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1868 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 01:13:00 PM »
Tbh I knows he's been injured, but i'm not against him signing a new deal.

f***ing hell. :lol:

Offline Ian W

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1869 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 01:13:11 PM »
Utterly stupid that the guy is here at all.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1870 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 01:17:55 PM »
Amazing how anyone with more than two brain cells saw this coming a mile off.

We did see it, that's why he's on a pay as you play contract. Ashley probably figured if he can make an impact in 10 games, it would be enough to keep us up.

Only problem with that of course, is it heaps the pressure on Joelinton who has to start every match because all the other strikers are crocks.

Nope, he's on a salary (quite a high one) subsidised when he plays. This pay-as-you-play contract for him is overplayed. He's still one of the highest earners at the club, whether he plays or not.

Offline neesy111

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1871 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 01:21:13 PM »
Amazing how anyone with more than two brain cells saw this coming a mile off.

We did see it, that's why he's on a pay as you play contract. Ashley probably figured if he can make an impact in 10 games, it would be enough to keep us up.

Only problem with that of course, is it heaps the pressure on Joelinton who has to start every match because all the other strikers are crocks.

Nope, he's on a salary (quite a high one) subsidised when he plays. This pay-as-you-play contract for him is overplayed. He's still one of the highest earners at the club, whether he plays or not.

yeap, he's on 30k basic.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1872 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 01:32:05 PM »
He'll be kept on as a player/coach.

Bruce will come out and say "It's fantastic for the club. Who knows, maybe one day he'll be doing my job".

The Chronicle will run with an article about what Newcastle winning the league on Football Manager with Carroll in charge says for the future of the club.

Offline Disco

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1873 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 01:34:17 PM »
Paperback Ryder will be in tears when Lord Andy of Gateshead has to hang up his pint glass.

Andy is a real Georide who loved the club so much he had to leave. He's loves the club as much as Paperback loves a single sentence paragraph.

Offline TRon

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1874 on: Friday 14 February 2020, 02:06:29 PM »
Amazing how anyone with more than two brain cells saw this coming a mile off.

We did see it, that's why he's on a pay as you play contract. Ashley probably figured if he can make an impact in 10 games, it would be enough to keep us up.

Only problem with that of course, is it heaps the pressure on Joelinton who has to start every match because all the other strikers are crocks.

Nope, he's on a salary (quite a high one) subsidised when he plays. This pay-as-you-play contract for him is overplayed. He's still one of the highest earners at the club, whether he plays or not.

Even so, if he can contribute to two or three wins, that will keep us up which will more than make up for his wages. That plus it keeps the St James park faithful deliriously happy with Big Mike's leadership and you have a great deal. For Big Mike and Local Bruce Almighty.