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Offline Stottie

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Re: Official: Andy Carroll signs on a free
« Reply #1475 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 04:00:13 pm »
In what world would anyone describe Andy Carroll as a mentor? What would he teach Joelinton, the fastest car route to the Fox and Hounds from Benton?

He could teach him the set penis.

Offline TRon

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Re: Official: Andy Carroll signs on a free
« Reply #1476 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 04:07:03 pm »
Would you think he's changed now he's settled down with 4 kids ?

I don't know. Has he?


Offline neesy111

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Re: Official: Andy Carroll signs on a free
« Reply #1477 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 04:07:54 pm »
From what I'm told he hasn't settled down that much.

Offline TRon

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Re: Official: Andy Carroll signs on a free
« Reply #1478 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 04:11:46 pm »
I've got nothing against Andy Carroll, at his best he was a handful for any defence, but he never seemed the brightest lad at the best of times. It's more of an indictment of Bruce that he would come up with this idea that he can be a mentor to Joelinton which seems bizarre. He was notorious for having p*ss ups with his best mate Nolan when he was here.


Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: Official: Andy Carroll signs on a free
« Reply #1480 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 04:28:01 pm »
In what world would anyone describe Andy Carroll as a mentor? What would he teach Joelinton, the fastest car route to the Fox and Hounds from Benton?

When you're a trash manager signing trash to take the heat off the fact you're trash and suckling on Mike Ashley's sweaty tit.
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline loki679

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Re: Official: Andy Carroll signs on a free
« Reply #1481 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 04:31:28 pm »
In what world would anyone describe Andy Carroll as a mentor? What would he teach Joelinton, the fastest car route to the Fox and Hounds from Benton?



Andy Carroll is Andy Carroll as a football player is Andy Carroll is Andy Carroll as a mentor.

Obvs.
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Offline neesy111

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Re: Official: Andy Carroll signs on a free
« Reply #1482 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 04:40:56 pm »
In what world would anyone describe Andy Carroll as a mentor? What would he teach Joelinton, the fastest car route to the Fox and Hounds from Benton?



Andy Carroll is Andy Carroll as a football player is Andy Carroll is Andy Carroll as a mentor.

Obvs.

Init.

Offline morla84

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Re: Official: Andy Carroll signs on a free
« Reply #1483 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 04:41:07 pm »
Could be a smokescreen, and not be Andy Carroll at all

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Re: Official: Andy Carroll signs on a free
« Reply #1484 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 04:41:46 pm »
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Offline TaylorJ_01

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Re: Official: Andy Carroll signs on a free
« Reply #1485 on: Sunday 11 August 2019, 09:07:49 pm »
Would you think he's changed now he's settled down with 4 kids ?

I'd be more concerned he's become a pest.
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Offline YankeeToon

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Re: Official: Andy Carroll signs on a free
« Reply #1486 on: Sunday 11 August 2019, 09:55:46 pm »
Oh what the f*** is this s***?

Edit: been on vacation, catching up on the football forum

Offline Darth Crooks

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Re: Official: Andy Carroll signs on a free
« Reply #1487 on: Sunday 11 August 2019, 09:57:31 pm »
I live near Essex and it’s rife with gossip. Heard he’s still a massive pisshead/shagger