HTT Most Boring Poster? 
I think that's canny unfair, he writes some essays but they're usually very well written and he often makes good points.
I have never come across a man who has so much to say all the time. Reading his posts just reminds me of every single conversation I have had with my mother, me slowly walking out of the door while she bangs on and on, having sit down again because she is still going, trying to leave again..
JUST GET TO THE f***ing POINT WOMAN!!!!