Topic: Forum Awards 2012: Results

[Neil]

HTT Most Boring Poster?

I think that's canny unfair, he writes some essays but they're usually very well written and he often makes good points.

It's not unfair at all. I voted for him without hesitation.

Very little to do with his footballing opinions or indeed the length of his posts. Much more to do with him going on about his bairn for what feels like an eternity, a trait I find extremely boring in any person. At least he won an award for it - others just get told to shut the f*** up about their kid without any sort of recognition for the boredom they cause.

Think I've become Disco.

[Hanshithispantz]

  ah right then, that's fair enough.

[Mike]

Jesus. New parents are happy. It's always like that.

[Hanshithispantz]

I think Facebook has blasted everyone's tolerance for new parents. It's pretty much a maternity ward.

[Neil]

Hold up there America - let's not be turning this from "I find it boring when someone goes on about their kid all the time" to "Why the f*** are you happy?"

[Mike]

I think Facebook has blasted everyone's tolerance for new parents. It's pretty much a maternity ward.

Ohhh.

[Mike]

Hold up there America - let's not be turning this from "I find it boring when someone goes on about their kid all the time" to "Why the f*** are you happy?"

They go on and on because they're happy. They forget what it was like when they weren't the one with the kid. It's been happening for 100 million years. Two Neanderthal dudes had a clubfight after arguing about why Thog keeps breaking out the goddamn baby stone tablets after a hunt. When it's your friend, you just gently remind them that they've become everything they hate. They'll realize and then say some s*** about how it's different and you keep it moving.

[Cajun]

HTT Most Boring Poster?

I think that's canny unfair, he writes some essays but they're usually very well written and he often makes good points.

I have never come across a man who has so much to say all the time. Reading his posts just reminds me of every single conversation I have had with my mother, me slowly walking out of the door while she bangs on and on, having sit down again because she is still going, trying to leave again..

JUST GET TO THE f***ing POINT WOMAN!!!!

[Mike]

I mean...then why do you read them?

[Ginola]

I mean...then why do you read them?

So they'd have justification for voting him as most boring

[ObiChrisKenobi]

It's not so much the amount he writes, but the way it's 'this is my opinion it's fact, if you don't agree with it go and do your own research', without every actually proving anything he's saying with facts.

As for technique,  I believe there hasn't really been a large leap in the advance of technique. Players today are faster, stronger and fitter but technically are no better than players of past. If anything there is a big argument to say players today are less skilful and less technical than players past.

No, I'm interested, you keep saying it's a huge debate, but you've not actually provided any information for me to read up on it!

I'm out, do your own research.

This was the moment I stopped reading any of his posts.

[Cajun]

I mean...then why do you read them?

I don't really, just wanted to post that.

They are often stupidly long though which is why I don't read them

[neesy111]

Post of the year.  Not sure how to feel...

[Stu]

It was a moment of comical ingenuity - be proud.

[ponsaelius]

It was a moment of comical ingenuity - be proud.

It still makes me giggle like a madman every time I think about it 


Cracking work Kaizero on putting this together

[Neil]

II'll give Ashley some leeway if he actually invests properly invests in the summer like what the league does with what the league does relatively.

Holy s*** I hadn't seen this.

[neesy111]

Drunken Post.

[Mole_Toonfan]

II'll give Ashley some leeway if he actually invests properly invests in the summer like what the league does with what the league does relatively.

Holy s*** I hadn't seen this.

F*cking hell, i'd never seen it either

[Disco]

HTT Most Boring Poster?

I think that's canny unfair, he writes some essays but they're usually very well written and he often makes good points.

It's not unfair at all. I voted for him without hesitation.

Very little to do with his footballing opinions or indeed the length of his posts. Much more to do with him going on about his bairn for what feels like an eternity, a trait I find extremely boring in any person. At least he won an award for it - others just get told to shut the f*** up about their kid without any sort of recognition for the boredom they cause.

Think I've become Disco.

Haha get in. Lovely bit of bile that's been bubbling under for a while.

[SEMTEX]

II'll give Ashley some leeway if he actually invests properly invests in the summer like what the league does with what the league does relatively.

Holy s*** I hadn't seen this.

F*cking hell, i'd never seen it either

Well there's 2013 wrapped up. Share the limelight won't you, sneezy.

[Mike]

That one had me laughing for like ten minutes yesterday.

[Ronaldo]

Those voting for HTT in the boring category obviously missed the million and one posts about Ben Arfa by his dedicated army of woofters. HTT's posts are generally insightful and heartfelt, imo. He's a good, good poster and I hope this doesn't deter him.

Anyway, well done, Kaz.

[TaylorJ_01]

Neil

[joeyt]

Totally forgot about this thread. Bit late now I know but surprised it wasnt nominated.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,91938.0.html

[Neil]

Totally forgot about this thread. Bit late now I know but surprised it wasnt nominated.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,91938.0.html

Completely forgot about that. Hans' "gan bald" bit has got me already.