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Ruud Gullits dreadlocks
« on: Sunday 20 November 2005, 08:02:54 PM »


One interesting thing that nobody has considered on this forum is how Ruud Gullits dreadlocks have had a dramatic impact on the entire history of football.

The picture above, taken during the Sunderland game, is a perfect example of Gullit's tenure at Newcastle, the dreadlocks reaching down towards the invisible success line but not quite getting there, and this lack of dreadlock length inevitably causing our failure in the FA Cup final and led to the bad day in the rain.


Compare the below picture with Gullit at Chelsea:



At this moment in his life, a few of his dreadlocks had passed the invisible success line, leading to a couple of Chelsea cup wins. But they were already starting to shrink, and after a couple of seasons Gullit was sacked.

In the most successful part of his career, winning Euro 88 with Holland as captain, as well as numerous trophies with AC Milan. Gullit looked like this:



Is it no wonder that with each dreadlock way down below the invisible success line that Gullit achieved so much during this part of his life?

So what does the future hold for Gullit and Newcastle United? Well for Gullit, his dreadlocks have dissappeared at an exponential rate, and have now gone all together. With hair like as shown below, it is no wonder that Gullit failed at Feyenoord, and unless there is a hair re-growth miracle, Gullit is doomed to fail for the rest of his career.



As for Newcastle, the closest to success we have come since Gullit left has been during the Bernard mini-dreadlock period. This is no coincidence. Souness and our star players are just several long dreadlocks away from bringing success to our beloved football club.
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Re: Ruud Gullits dreadlocks
« Reply #1 on: Sunday 20 November 2005, 08:04:58 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday 20 November 2005, 08:11:08 PM »
:lol: like your point of view mate :D

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« Reply #3 on: Sunday 20 November 2005, 08:11:26 PM »
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Could  ouey'  mi  ing tache al o explain hi demi e?
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Re: Ruud Gullits dreadlocks
« Reply #4 on: Sunday 20 November 2005, 08:29:42 PM »
HTT, dont say the S word, dont want this thread becoming one of THOSE threads.
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday 20 November 2005, 08:31:18 PM »
HTT, dont say the S word, dont want this thread becoming one of THOSE threads.

I've removed all traces.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday 20 November 2005, 08:37:28 PM »
:lol: :lol:
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Re: Ruud Gullits dreadlocks
« Reply #7 on: Sunday 20 November 2005, 08:38:38 PM »
:lol: :lol:

you mean you don't find this kind of humour a bit strange? ;)

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« Reply #8 on: Sunday 20 November 2005, 08:40:42 PM »
:lol: :lol:

you mean you don't find this kind of humour a bit strange? ;)

that is why im laughing :wink:
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday 20 November 2005, 09:12:22 PM »
:lol: :lol:

Taylor27, you are a mentalist mate. :D
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday 20 November 2005, 09:14:34 PM »
It's ganning on the main site tomorrow, just to wind up readers ;)
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Re: Ruud Gullits dreadlocks
« Reply #11 on: Sunday 20 November 2005, 10:04:30 PM »
lol thats totally random but its true.

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Re: Ruud Gullits dreadlocks
« Reply #12 on: Monday 21 November 2005, 09:42:12 AM »
:lol: :lol:

Taylor27, you are a mentalist mate. :D

This forum needs mentalists otherwise we'd all commit suicide.
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« Reply #13 on: Monday 21 November 2005, 10:21:22 AM »
Probably one of the funniest original posts I've seen in a while.  'Invisible success line' makes me laugh.  bluelaugh.gif

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Re: Ruud Gullits dreadlocks
« Reply #14 on: Tuesday 22 November 2005, 12:36:05 PM »
Classic Taylor27 Thread. Nearly missed it, glad I've seen it. Could do with a few laughs.

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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday 22 November 2005, 12:48:46 PM »
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Classic and by far the best explanation of mr Gullits career I have ever read.

In this pic he does look like a cross between a younger Steven Segala nd an Older Peter Andre  bluelaugh.gif



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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday 22 November 2005, 12:51:08 PM »
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Classic and by far the best explanation of mr Gullits career I have ever read.

In this pic he does look like a cross between a younger Steven Segala nd an Older Peter Andre bluelaugh.gif




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Re: Ruud Gullits dreadlocks
« Reply #17 on: Tuesday 22 November 2005, 01:06:23 PM »
Maybe we need to employ dreadlock (or dreadlock potential) criteria in our transfer policy.

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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday 22 November 2005, 01:19:37 PM »
Fantastic!  :icon_thumleft:

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« Reply #19 on: Friday 16 December 2005, 03:01:02 AM »
May I remind everyone about this thread :wink:
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Re: Ruud Gullits dreadlocks
« Reply #20 on: Friday 16 December 2005, 05:23:02 PM »
Did someone just say that Ramage should grow dreadlocks? He's right.
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« Reply #21 on: Friday 16 December 2005, 05:28:20 PM »
with the forum awards voting open for funniest poster, this is definately the time to bump this

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« Reply #22 on: Saturday 17 December 2005, 02:52:39 AM »
Gullit wasn't all that bad when he was at Feyenoord... But he always had a huge fight with Derksen, the media-dictator.. If he'd be friends with him, then everybody would have still loved Gullit.


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« Reply #23 on: Monday 3 April 2006, 07:56:17 PM »
Not meaning to p*ss on anyones chips but Babayaro has played better IMO since he shaved his little locks off.


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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday 4 April 2006, 06:24:01 PM »
Didnt realise others couldnt reply here, so to be fair he is a reply from Taylor27:

Personally, I wouldn't say Baba had dreads, and if he did, they were going up, rather than falling down below the invisible success line.

His performances havent improved either, they have always been good, but people just had an unbalanced vendetta against him cos Souness signed him.