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Offline Kaizero

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Re: Netflix/Streaming Suggestions
« Reply #1225 on: Friday 5 January 2018, 05:43:36 AM »
Our re-incarceration rates are really low. I feel like our way works better than yours :lol:

Offline Mike

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« Reply #1226 on: Friday 5 January 2018, 05:44:36 AM »
Our re-incarceration rates are really low. I feel like our way works better than yours :lol:

:lol: Your recidivism rate is 20 percent. Y'all motherfuckers are ungrateful. I'd go back just to lay new tracks in the studio, tbh.

Offline Kaizero

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Re: Netflix/Streaming Suggestions
« Reply #1227 on: Friday 5 January 2018, 05:44:41 AM »
Here's the difference:

Norway: You're a prisoner because you made a mistake. Making mistakes is a human thing. We'll help you get back out and live life again once you've re-paid society for what you did.

US: YOU'RE A FUCKTARD THAT DESERVES NO SYMPATHY YOU NEED TO GO KILL YOURSELF NOW f*** YOU, MAN! GIVE ME TWENTY, YOU SUB-HUMAN SCUM!

Offline cubaricho

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« Reply #1228 on: Friday 5 January 2018, 05:44:43 AM »
Spoiler alert:

Our re-incarceration rates are really low. I feel like our way works better than yours :lol:
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Offline Mike

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Re: Netflix/Streaming Suggestions
« Reply #1229 on: Friday 5 January 2018, 05:55:19 AM »
Here's the difference:

Norway: You're a prisoner because you made a mistake. Making mistakes is a human thing. We'll help you get back out and live life again once you've re-paid society for what you did.

US: YOU'RE A FUCKTARD THAT DESERVES NO SYMPATHY YOU NEED TO GO KILL YOURSELF NOW f*** YOU, MAN! GIVE ME TWENTY!

:lol: Is it legal to be black in Norway? There's gotta be a catch.

Offline Kaizero

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Re: Netflix/Streaming Suggestions
« Reply #1230 on: Friday 5 January 2018, 05:58:19 AM »
Here's the difference:

Norway: You're a prisoner because you made a mistake. Making mistakes is a human thing. We'll help you get back out and live life again once you've re-paid society for what you did.

US: YOU'RE A FUCKTARD THAT DESERVES NO SYMPATHY YOU NEED TO GO KILL YOURSELF NOW f*** YOU, MAN! GIVE ME TWENTY!

:lol: Is it legal to be black in Norway? There's gotta be a catch.

Our right wing people/racists mainly hate arabs. You'd be cool. We loooove  Americans, especially Americans we think might know how to rap.

Offline Mike

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« Reply #1231 on: Friday 5 January 2018, 06:08:37 AM »
Here's the difference:

Norway: You're a prisoner because you made a mistake. Making mistakes is a human thing. We'll help you get back out and live life again once you've re-paid society for what you did.

US: YOU'RE A FUCKTARD THAT DESERVES NO SYMPATHY YOU NEED TO GO KILL YOURSELF NOW f*** YOU, MAN! GIVE ME TWENTY!

:lol: Is it legal to be black in Norway? There's gotta be a catch.

Our right wing people/racists mainly hate arabs. You'd be cool. We loooove  Americans, especially Americans we think might know how to rap.

:lol: s***, I don't listen to rap, tbh. Might get deported.

Offline bovineblue

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« Reply #1232 on: Friday 5 January 2018, 07:36:16 AM »
Here's the difference:

Norway: You're a prisoner because you made a mistake. Making mistakes is a human thing. We'll help you get back out and live life again once you've re-paid society for what you did.

US: YOU'RE A FUCKTARD THAT DESERVES NO SYMPATHY YOU NEED TO GO KILL YOURSELF NOW f*** YOU, MAN! GIVE ME TWENTY!

:lol: Is it legal to be black in Norway? There's gotta be a catch.

Our right wing people/racists mainly hate arabs. You'd be cool. We loooove  Americans, especially Americans we think might know how to rap.

:lol: s***, I don't listen to rap, tbh. Might get deported.

Think that was the polite Norwegian way to say black.

Offline Mike

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« Reply #1233 on: Friday 5 January 2018, 12:36:20 PM »
Here's the difference:

Norway: You're a prisoner because you made a mistake. Making mistakes is a human thing. We'll help you get back out and live life again once you've re-paid society for what you did.

US: YOU'RE A FUCKTARD THAT DESERVES NO SYMPATHY YOU NEED TO GO KILL YOURSELF NOW f*** YOU, MAN! GIVE ME TWENTY!

[emoji38] Is it legal to be black in Norway? There's gotta be a catch.

Our right wing people/racists mainly hate arabs. You'd be cool. We loooove  Americans, especially Americans we think might know how to rap.

[emoji38] s***, I don't listen to rap, tbh. Might get deported.

Think that was the polite Norwegian way to say black.
[emoji38] My reply was the polite reminder we don't all listen to it.

Offline Shak

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« Reply #1234 on: Friday 5 January 2018, 12:55:14 PM »
Chappelle has two new specials up.

First one is quite good.

Second one is drunk uncle on Thanksgiving.

Watched it last night, you weren’t kidding. :lol:

Offline Mike

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« Reply #1235 on: Friday 5 January 2018, 01:11:11 PM »
Chappelle has two new specials up.

First one is quite good.

Second one is drunk uncle on Thanksgiving.

Watched it last night, you weren’t kidding. :lol:

:lol: Halfway through my mind kept coming up with ways to change the subject with the f***ing screen. Felt roped into that conversation.

Offline mofo

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« Reply #1236 on: Friday 5 January 2018, 01:14:48 PM »
Bates motel, into season 2 now and really enjoying it.
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Offline thomas

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« Reply #1237 on: Friday 5 January 2018, 01:16:42 PM »
Here's the difference:

Norway: You're a prisoner because you made a mistake. Making mistakes is a human thing. We'll help you get back out and live life again once you've re-paid society for what you did.

US: YOU'RE A FUCKTARD THAT DESERVES NO SYMPATHY YOU NEED TO GO KILL YOURSELF NOW f*** YOU, MAN! GIVE ME TWENTY!

[emoji38] Is it legal to be black in Norway? There's gotta be a catch.

Our right wing people/racists mainly hate arabs. You'd be cool. We loooove  Americans, especially Americans we think might know how to rap.

[emoji38] s***, I don't listen to rap, tbh. Might get deported.

Think that was the polite Norwegian way to say black.
[emoji38] My reply was the polite reminder we don't all listen to it.
Wait, what?

Offline Kaizero

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Re: Netflix/Streaming Suggestions
« Reply #1238 on: Friday 5 January 2018, 01:22:22 PM »
Here's the difference:

Norway: You're a prisoner because you made a mistake. Making mistakes is a human thing. We'll help you get back out and live life again once you've re-paid society for what you did.

US: YOU'RE A FUCKTARD THAT DESERVES NO SYMPATHY YOU NEED TO GO KILL YOURSELF NOW f*** YOU, MAN! GIVE ME TWENTY!

[emoji38] Is it legal to be black in Norway? There's gotta be a catch.

Our right wing people/racists mainly hate arabs. You'd be cool. We loooove  Americans, especially Americans we think might know how to rap.

[emoji38] s***, I don't listen to rap, tbh. Might get deported.

Think that was the polite Norwegian way to say black.
[emoji38] My reply was the polite reminder we don't all listen to it.

Honestly didn’t cross my mind :lol: We just like Americans that rap more than other types of Americans.

Offline LoveItIfWeBeatU

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Re: Netflix/Streaming Suggestions
« Reply #1239 on: Friday 5 January 2018, 06:31:49 PM »
'Bright' is getting a sequel because lot's of people watched it (doesn't mean they thought it was any good though). As one review said, 'Alien Nation' covered similar ground and did a better job of it in 1988.

https://www.empireonline.com/people/will-smith/netflix-confirms-bright-sequel/
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Offline Shak

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« Reply #1240 on: Friday 5 January 2018, 06:44:10 PM »
Chappelle has two new specials up.

First one is quite good.

Second one is drunk uncle on Thanksgiving.

Watched it last night, you weren’t kidding. :lol:

:lol: Halfway through my mind kept coming up with ways to change the subject with the f***ing screen. Felt roped into that conversation.

I don’t know, I feel like a lot of it was deliberately provocative. There’s enough in the way of intelligent ideas there to make it more than just some asshole complaining. Bill Hicks used to do similar, make himself the bad guy to an extent in order to make his audience actually think...

Or am I giving him too much credit? :lol:

Offline cubaricho

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« Reply #1241 on: Friday 5 January 2018, 06:58:18 PM »
Calls women bitch far too often for my liking, tbh.
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Offline mrmojorisin75

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« Reply #1242 on: Friday 5 January 2018, 11:14:50 PM »
Yeah that second one was pretty poor like.
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline LoveItIfWeBeatU

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« Reply #1243 on: Saturday 6 January 2018, 11:11:17 AM »
They’ve took Dexter off the c***s, was just getting back into it as well.
All episodes of 'Dexter' have just been added to NOW TV.

Is there any way of checking what's leaving Netflix?
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Offline 54

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« Reply #1244 on: Saturday 6 January 2018, 11:53:29 AM »
They’ve took Dexter off the c***s, was just getting back into it as well.
All episodes of 'Dexter' have just been added to NOW TV.

Is there any way of checking what's leaving Netflix?
https://www.whats-on-netflix.com/leaving-soon/

Offline Kaizero

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« Reply #1245 on: Saturday 6 January 2018, 04:02:42 PM »
They’ve took Dexter off the c***s, was just getting back into it as well.
All episodes of 'Dexter' have just been added to NOW TV.

Is there any way of checking what's leaving Netflix?
https://www.whats-on-netflix.com/leaving-soon/

I wanted to be a dick and just reply «The Internet» :lol:

Offline LoveItIfWeBeatU

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« Reply #1246 on: Saturday 6 January 2018, 09:33:59 PM »
That website seems to be for US Netflix not UK.

I shouldn't have to search to see what's coming or going. Netflix should have it on their website with a direct link.
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Offline Ian W

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« Reply #1247 on: Saturday 6 January 2018, 10:26:13 PM »
Started new series of Black Mirror, I didn’t really rate the first episode. Knowing Brooker the others will be better though.
« Last Edit: Saturday 6 January 2018, 10:39:48 PM by Ian W »

Offline sadnesstan

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« Reply #1248 on: Saturday 6 January 2018, 11:01:03 PM »
That website seems to be for US Netflix not UK.

I shouldn't have to search to see what's coming or going. Netflix should have it on their website with a direct link.

https://uk.newonnetflix.info/

Offline Kaizero

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« Reply #1249 on: Saturday 6 January 2018, 11:30:12 PM »
I shouldn't have to search to see what's coming or going. Netflix should have it on their website with a direct link.

No they shouldn't :lol: «Are you a subscriber because of certain films/shows? Check here and see that they’re leaving!»

Horrible business idea :lol: