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Offline Tomato Deuce

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« Reply #2500 on: Thursday 8 August 2019, 10:26:59 PM »
Pathetic transfer if I’m being totally honest. Given he’ll probably not be available for long periods of time, he’s essentially unemployed, prepared to take minimum (football) wage and we had zero competition for him should be massive red flags. He’s been singed for for the positive PR rather than his footballing contribution in my opinion. A cheap, tacky, obvious signing because i5 was easy to do. No thought, effort or imagination has gone into this, it just suited all parties.

Doesn’t matter what’s happened to the squad, who’s left, who’s signed, how much has been spent, how much we’ve got back, it’s all moot. Because we’ve replaced Rafa Benitez with Steve f***ing Bruce. That one replacement has just knocked 25 points from our total because this thick c*** is a million miles behind Rafa. His lack of ability renders every player transfer null and void, none of them matter. The most important individual at any club is the manager and we’ve gone from fillet steak to roadkill squirrel. We’ll go down and we’ll deserve to.

Offline Tomato Deuce

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« Reply #2501 on: Sunday 1 September 2019, 04:16:37 PM »
Love going back through these every now and then.

there is 100% a secret dave forum for dave and dave alt accounts to talk about all things dave. and that's where you'd find all those posts if n-o wasn't in the pocket of Big Dave.

Also the earth is flat.

It's true.



:lol:

Offline joeyt

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« Reply #2502 on: Sunday 1 September 2019, 04:21:45 PM »
Think the edited one is even better

there is 100% a secret dave forum for dave and dave alt accounts to talk about all things dave. and that's where you'd find all those posts if n-o wasn't in the pocket of Big Dave.

Also the earth is flat.

It's true.




Lush Daves is genius

Offline Ian W

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« Reply #2503 on: Monday 2 September 2019, 04:43:18 PM »
Experiences of Dave and Anxiety...

Offline Infinitely Content

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« Reply #2504 on: Saturday 28 September 2019, 10:16:12 PM »
If mentally exhausted can be a mood...Just got back to Paris from Niger. I thought I have seen bad roads, but 2300 km of tracks in Niger brought it to a new level.

Paris from Niger

Love that song


Offline Jimburst

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« Reply #2505 on: Monday 30 September 2019, 10:20:00 AM »
I don't get it :(
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Online Froggy

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« Reply #2506 on: Monday 30 September 2019, 11:10:03 AM »
I don't get it :(

The song is actually called Niggas in Paris.

Offline Jimburst

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« Reply #2507 on: Monday 30 September 2019, 11:58:02 AM »
Maybe I did get it, after all.
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.

Offline TaylorJ_01

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« Reply #2508 on: Monday 30 September 2019, 01:31:46 PM »
Lush Daves :lol:
I am currently happy. Its weekend. Time to unwind after a stressful work days.

Offline Kaizero

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« Reply #2509 on: Friday 25 October 2019, 05:28:37 PM »
New phones are outrageously slippery like. The plastic is ridiculously smooth, even a tenth of a degree of an incline and it's sliding away from you like a cheeky wee thing.

Phones are easy to drop, like.  They're in your hand for millions of hours a year , you're bound to drop it at some point.

Do you live on pluto? :lol:

Searching for MH370 isn't an easy task and is something you really shouldn't be joking about.
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Online loki679

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« Reply #2510 on: Monday 18 November 2019, 09:48:15 AM »
Did he say 'to be fair'?

I always thought that was just a nervous thing, turns out it was his racial preference 

From the Beardsley discussion, canny :lol:
Comfy chairs, beer, and doom. Humanity's future is an early 90s LAN party.

Offline Disco

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« Reply #2511 on: Wednesday 27 November 2019, 08:17:49 PM »