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Offline TBG

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« Reply #2725 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 10:13:10 PM »
Went back with a lass on Boxing Day. Turns out it was her Grandas house that had recently passed away. I do have some respect, so we did it in the spare room which clearly was being used for storage.

Anyway when getting ready first thing in the morning (still quite drunk) I grabbed the pair of boxers on the floor (obviously thinking they were mine) and put them on. I then grabbed my jeans and of course my boxers were in them. I couldn't take the ones I was wearing off cause that would be awkward so I left that place wearing a dead man's boxers.

Not the greatest moment of my life if I'm being honest.

Poor old f***er died in a hurry if his manky boxers were on the floor in the spare room.

The place was a tip, like. Can remember using the toilet several times and it not flushing.

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« Reply #2726 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 10:13:16 PM »
Lass looks like Buzz Lightyear as well.

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« Reply #2727 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 10:14:07 PM »
She'd have loved your little woody

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« Reply #2728 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 10:34:25 PM »
Lass looks like Buzz Lightyear as well.

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« Reply #2729 on: Sunday 30 December 2018, 12:07:33 AM »
:lol:
Making mistakes is how you learn.
Every generation must fight the same battles again and again and again. There is no final victory, and there is no final defeat, and so a little bit of history may help.
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« Reply #2730 on: Sunday 30 December 2018, 12:26:24 PM »
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« Reply #2731 on: Tuesday 20 August 2019, 11:54:21 AM »
This belongs I here:

Only shagged the one of them. She was proper ginger, not like the red haired elegant stunners you can get. No, fat, bright curly haired ginger with bad breath and when I say fat I mean she was portly but the weird type where they still have small tits and the rest all kite and chins. Fanny tasted like strong hungover p*ss and I faked an orgasm after a few pumps once the realisation set in. So on top of everything this behemoth will forever remember me as a complete s*** shag who got too excited early. With her. f***ing sober too  O0

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« Reply #2732 on: Tuesday 20 August 2019, 12:40:20 PM »
24 years old. :lol: Wew.

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« Reply #2733 on: Wednesday 19 February 2020, 10:14:45 PM »
Literally nothing I've done in my life would even register on this thread at this point. It would be like waving a flashlight in direct proximity to the sun.

:lol:

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« Reply #2734 on: Wednesday 19 February 2020, 10:31:37 PM »
That wrestling efeeds s*** sounds REALLY gay [emoji38]

Alright big lad, we weren't all pumping metal and pounding vag at 13, some of us had a childhood.
[emoji38] ah man, this thread starts off hilarious. Proper innocent stuff about chess and checkers, my brother barges in saying he pisses in the sink then it just gets more and more depraved

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« Reply #2735 on: Wednesday 19 February 2020, 10:35:15 PM »
p*ssed on the sofa on my Bratislava trip. Mate caught me calmly "sleep pissing" and his frantic shouting at me, didn't knock me off my stride.

I didn't believe him in the morning but then I sniffed the sofa, and felt an acute sense of shame and embarrassment.

Luckily, I'd only p*ssed on a small part of the sofa, and I was able to detach the thick covers and make sure the shockingly expensive washing machine was put to good use.

Deposit was paid back by the landlord after a through inspection. The perfect crime.  :-X


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« Reply #2736 on: Wednesday 19 February 2020, 10:39:02 PM »
as a child would save my toenail clippings for weeks to leave embedded in mothers pillow and to this day she never knew which of the five kids it was

:lol: Tommy no-looking this one past the goalie a decade ago.

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« Reply #2737 on: Wednesday 19 February 2020, 11:42:27 PM »
I should’ve put the bag thing in here.

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« Reply #2738 on: Wednesday 19 February 2020, 11:48:40 PM »
as a child would save my toenail clippings for weeks to leave embedded in mothers pillow and to this day she never knew which of the five kids it was

:lol: Tommy no-looking this one past the goalie a decade ago.
i guess it’s war then.

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« Reply #2739 on: Wednesday 19 February 2020, 11:49:58 PM »
as a child would save my toenail clippings for weeks to leave embedded in mothers pillow and to this day she never knew which of the five kids it was

[emoji38] Tommy no-looking this one past the goalie a decade ago.
i guess it’s war then.
[emoji38] [emoji38]
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« Reply #2740 on: Thursday 20 February 2020, 12:33:35 PM »
as a child would save my toenail clippings for weeks to leave embedded in mothers pillow and to this day she never knew which of the five kids it was

:lol: Tommy no-looking this one past the goalie a decade ago.
i guess it’s war then.
:lol: :lol:

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« Reply #2741 on: Wednesday 18 March 2020, 01:57:25 PM »
The best part of going off the deep end mentally is the loss of inhibitions.

I've started going to a swingers club. :scared:

I'm mostly asexual/demisexual as a result of what happened to me as a kid and I'm fighting fire with fire to get my life back. It's been...interesting. [emoji38]

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« Reply #2742 on: Wednesday 18 March 2020, 01:58:37 PM »
[emoji38] Gan on son :thup:

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« Reply #2743 on: Wednesday 18 March 2020, 01:58:57 PM »
Get in :lol:

Fill your boots, Mike :thup:
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« Reply #2744 on: Wednesday 18 March 2020, 01:59:05 PM »
Live stream?

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« Reply #2745 on: Wednesday 18 March 2020, 01:59:58 PM »
Howay man, you know we're going to need details :lol:

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« Reply #2746 on: Wednesday 18 March 2020, 02:00:55 PM »
Can't wait for Mike's next post in 'What are you eating' :lol:
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« Reply #2747 on: Wednesday 18 March 2020, 02:01:10 PM »
Yeah...

f***ed a mtf. Crossed that off the list I didn't realize I had. [emoji38]

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« Reply #2748 on: Wednesday 18 March 2020, 02:02:18 PM »
:lol: Chess thread made me think about it.


I've never won a game of checkers in my entire life. I'm 0 - forever.

:lol:  I love how tame this thread started off.

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« Reply #2749 on: Wednesday 18 March 2020, 02:04:01 PM »
Yeah...

f***ed a mtf. Crossed that off the list I didn't realize I had. [emoji38]

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So raise your fists and march around
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I'll jail and bury those committed
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Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

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