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Offline newsted

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« Reply #2700 on: Friday 28 December 2018, 11:04:19 PM »
Are you just saying you don't like science fiction? I mean, fair enough if so.
:) As you were.

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« Reply #2701 on: Friday 28 December 2018, 11:13:54 PM »
No.
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Offline B-more Mag

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« Reply #2702 on: Friday 28 December 2018, 11:20:22 PM »
This was not the bump I was hoping for.

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« Reply #2703 on: Friday 28 December 2018, 11:23:32 PM »
I just didn't want to explain it. :lol:
:) As you were.

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« Reply #2704 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 12:02:20 AM »
This was not the bump I was hoping for.

:lol: Dude doesn't wash and he's in here confessing movie s***.

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« Reply #2705 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 05:05:02 AM »
I’m staggered that I missed Dave’s nose story at the time and I’ve just read the last dozen pages or so creased.

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« Reply #2706 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 11:30:10 AM »
Went back with a lass on Boxing Day. Turns out it was her Grandas house that had recently passed away. I do have some respect, so we did it in the spare room which clearly was being used for storage.

Anyway when getting ready first thing in the morning (still quite drunk) I grabbed the pair of boxers on the floor (obviously thinking they were mine) and put them on. I then grabbed my jeans and of course my boxers were in them. I couldn't take the ones I was wearing off cause that would be awkward so I left that place wearing a dead man's boxers.

Not the greatest moment of my life if I'm being honest.

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« Reply #2707 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 11:31:23 AM »
This was not the bump I was hoping for.

:lol: Dude doesn't wash and he's in here confessing movie s***.

Maybe he is the Terminator?
Obviously, I'm speaking of a hypothetical world in which there is a greater club than Tottenham.

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« Reply #2708 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 12:07:55 PM »
f***ing hell TBG. :lol:

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« Reply #2709 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 12:26:40 PM »
Did it in the spare room is a euphemism right?
Bearings Straight!

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« Reply #2710 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 12:31:09 PM »
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

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« Reply #2711 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 12:48:43 PM »
I’m staggered that I missed Dave’s nose story at the time and I’ve just read the last dozen pages or so creased.
same..

:lol: f*** off. There's a maniac in here with a hole in his nose and I'm the gross one.

f***ing lost it here :spit:

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« Reply #2712 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 01:04:05 PM »
Stifler’s bike lock extortion scheme and him getting absolutely rinsed for it :lol:

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« Reply #2713 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 01:11:30 PM »
Stifler’s bike lock extortion scheme and him getting absolutely rinsed for it :lol:

Link iz :lol:
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« Reply #2715 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 01:20:59 PM »
And was this ever resolved?

Stifler's the anti-Hans like. He tells you a story and you absolutely f***ing hate him.

This is my favourite Stifler story.

Quote from: Stifler
Didn't know where to put this, so I'll just drop in here.

I have a fetish (not saying what) and sometimes I stash the evidence of it under my bed.

Anyway today I got some new lats for bed because my old ones are broken, but by the time I got back Ste was waiting for me so we could go out and shoot some pool so I left my mam and my stepdad to sort out putting the new lats on my bed for me. It wasn't until I got back home that I realised I had forgotten about the stuff. It's quite obvious they have came across it but haven't said anything yet, I'm waiting for conversation.

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« Reply #2716 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 01:59:14 PM »
And was this ever resolved?

Stifler's the anti-Hans like. He tells you a story and you absolutely f***ing hate him.

This is my favourite Stifler story.

Quote from: Stifler
Didn't know where to put this, so I'll just drop in here.

I have a fetish (not saying what) and sometimes I stash the evidence of it under my bed.

Anyway today I got some new lats for bed because my old ones are broken, but by the time I got back Ste was waiting for me so we could go out and shoot some pool so I left my mam and my stepdad to sort out putting the new lats on my bed for me. It wasn't until I got back home that I realised I had forgotten about the stuff. It's quite obvious they have came across it but haven't said anything yet, I'm waiting for conversation.

Belly button fluff in a jar wasn’t it?

Offline thomas

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Re: Daft Confessions Thread
« Reply #2717 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 02:03:43 PM »
Jaqen casually assassinating Mike :lol: :lol:

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« Reply #2719 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 02:19:27 PM »
Stifler's the anti-Hans like. He tells you a story and you absolutely f***ing hate him.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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« Reply #2720 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 03:06:43 PM »
Creased at this :lol:

I was with the family recently and they were doing one of those things where they reflect on the past, came out with a story about me and my brother that I forgot all about.

When I was about 12 and my brother was 14 or 15, we came across some guy who was selling a load of bike locks (padlock ones, not pin ones) that had fell off the back of a wagon. Anyway not wanting to pass up the opportunity me and my brother put our dinner money and whatever pocket money we had together to buy the lot of them. The plan was to sell them all to people round where we lived and at school. Unfortunately no one wanted them, so I came out with the idea of giving them away. My brother thought I was mad, so I showed him what I meant. We went around and locked people's bikes up with the bike locks and and waiting for them to come out from school or wherever they had been. We then sold them the key to the bike locks at twice the price the refuses to buy the bike lock for initially.
We used the money to buy a Vauxhall Nova from the scrapyard and rallied it around the heaps.
The s*** we used to get up to man.

I'd have stabbed you straight in the face.

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« Reply #2721 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 03:16:49 PM »
Jaqen casually assassinating Mike :lol: :lol:

His response was superb as well :lol:

man, no safety smiley or anything. just a straight up f*** you [emoji38]
[emoji38] That s*** cut deep, Tommy.
:lol: Like ya'll had some old beef and he was ready to start it up again. Just outta nowhere. :lol: I'm legitimately loling at this.

:lol: Your man Jaqen cut my lights out, man. If we were rappers I'd be learning the guitar right now.

Offline Sima

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« Reply #2722 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 08:10:07 PM »
Went back with a lass on Boxing Day. Turns out it was her Grandas house that had recently passed away. I do have some respect, so we did it in the spare room which clearly was being used for storage.

Anyway when getting ready first thing in the morning (still quite drunk) I grabbed the pair of boxers on the floor (obviously thinking they were mine) and put them on. I then grabbed my jeans and of course my boxers were in them. I couldn't take the ones I was wearing off cause that would be awkward so I left that place wearing a dead man's boxers.

Not the greatest moment of my life if I'm being honest.

Poor old f***er died in a hurry if his manky boxers were on the floor in the spare room.

Offline Tomato Deuce

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« Reply #2723 on: Saturday 29 December 2018, 08:18:10 PM »
:lol: Hans bears the brunt of the blows around here, but TBG’s low-key filth.

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